>be me
>couple of years ago, round late 2013
>me and my friend are drunk and looking trough facebook trying to find hot women to harass
>come across a goth qt
>let's say her name is Hannah
>decide to message her
>not bothered that shes talking to 2 drunk dudebros
>several hours later it's 4am and I'm still talking to her while my friend is asleep
>shes freaking awesome
>same music taste, sense of humor, interests and such
>mentions she is a lesbian
>feelsbadman.jpg
>meh, atleast I'll have a hot lesbo I can pretend is my gf and shes cool
>we talk pretty much every day and at summer we decide to meet up
>we live like 3 hours apart and we both had a fuckton of work with school, so we never really had time to meet before
>shes even prettier irl
>we spend the day hanging out with my friends, she seemed to like the company
>end of the day she goes to sleep over at my place
>ain't nothin gonna happen she likes vag
>as I begin to fall asleep I feel her arms around my neck
>she cuddles me and tells me she had a great time
>our eyes lock and we kiss
>SHELIEDTOME
>I don't care son I'm finna get my dick wet
>realise I don't have protection
>areyoukiddingme.mp3
>she ends up giving me the best succ of my life
cont?
>>29555601
Fuck whatever, I wanna see how this turns out. Don't disappoint me OP
>she went home soon after we woke up
>it's like nothing happened
>never really talk about the fact that she lied about being a lesbo
>whatever, probs just didn't wanna be hit on
>a few weeks later I ask her to come over again
>she comes to my place and we start fucking like rabbits
>round 1am I get a phone call
>litteral nigger voice asks "Is Hannah with you right now?"
>"n-no, who is this what the fuck?"
>"sorry to wake you man, my sis ran off with some dickhead and someone told me this was his number"
>"wrong dickhead pal"
>I hang up and put my pants on as sphagetti is pouring out
>I wake her and yell at her
>"Why the fuck is your brother calling me, wake the fuck up you're going home"
>I take her to the bus stop and we kiss goodbye
>I come home and I shit you not she's on the news
>"Have you seen this girl? If so, contact...blahblah"
>I text her that the police are looking for her
>She just says she's sorry and doesn't text me back for a few hours
>her bro calls me sometime after and starts threatening to kill me
>"You're dead you piece of shit, you hear me? DEAD!"
>>29555652
more? got 1 more paragraph atleast
>>29555726
Yes OP, I need the ending
>>29555819
>I can't deal with this
>I spend the next few weeks in fear for my life
>She keeps telling me she didn't mean any harm, but that she had to lie to her family so she could come see me
>We begin to talk less and less, but we don't hide the fact that we have feelings for each other
>We continue talking, but we take it a little further and call each other bae
>fast forward a few months
>winter, she starts talking to me even less than usual
>I ask her why she's so distant all of a sudden
>"I can't deal with us right now, m-my brother got hit by a truck, I just need some time for me"
>holy fucking shit
>While I felt for her, I found it ironic that a guy yelling "you're fucking dead" at me gets hit by a fucking semi
>I leave her alone for a few days
>go on her instagram
>pictures of her making out with another dude
>it's ok...It's probably for the best
>god I'm glad shes happy
>drunk a whole bottle of vodka while staring at her pictures
>cry like a little fucking faggot
>call her and tell her what filth she is
>we both cry over the phone and say what we've never had the balls to say
>"I love you Hannah" I say
>"I love you too anon"
>I hang up and pretend this never happened
>wake up and realise it did
>suicide.gif
>I take a day off work to go see her
>I drive for 3 hours
>I go see her and shes an absolute mess
>Her knees are literaly shaking
>We hang around a bit at her town
>It's just not the same...
>I had to go sometime after, can see she's really sad
>I grab her and tell her "If this is the last time I get to hold you, I want it to last"
>she breaks down and cries like the little whore she is
>she says sorry one more time
>we say out farewells
>never speak to her again
all women are whores my dudes
>>29555966
fuck. i feel ya muh mang. this feels terrible, from my own experience.
>>29556073
ye, a woman has never made me cry before. I'm with someone better now but this has still stuck with me as my worst experience with a member of the inferior gender
>>29555966
Women are whores
>gf ignores my texts all day
>phones me at 9pm to confess she cheated on me and tells me shes bussing to my house to see me
>bussing? You live 2 Streets away
>bussing from guys house to my house
>tell her not to bother
>10pm hear knock on apartment door
Ignore. Keep ignoring. Phone landlord and say this woman keeps knocking on my door. Landlord whos total bulldyke hells at her to leave.
Buy my landlord a bottle of crown royal for doing such a wonderful job.
Btw op that chick in your story was defenitly mentally unstable. Bitchs be crazy.
>>29556184
>bussing from guys house
Jesus fuck man rip.
I agree, one of her friends who is a mutual contact told me she's on a shit ton of drugs now. While I still wish her hell I hope she atleast finds some help for whatever is wrong with her.
>>29556235
Yeah that story i told you was from when i was 17. My last gf i had was when i was 22. Dated for 9 months then she got hooked on drugs and moved to reddeer alberta to live with a coke dealer. Havent talked to her since. Women are crazy.
>>29555966
YOU FUCKING NIGGER HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CRY TO A FUCKING GREENTEXT I WAS SO HAPPY AND NOW I WANT TO DIE. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES
