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is anyone here a massive autist but still somehow managed to get laid? share greentext stories if so
>go to some group for socially anxious young people
>start talking with this one shy girl during breaks
>we share skype and start playing games together
>she does the first move and asks to hang out and is trying to cuddle up
>had sex at some point several times
>later on we both see that it's not going anywhere and stop seeing each other
>we still play games occasionally
>it's been years and I still barely get out of the house to go to a store
It's a way too long story to put all details but that is the short version. And trust me I'm a massive assburger that barely leaves his house to do shopping.
>put on cute sucks
>take it up the butt
>>24481833
>Grandmother can't walk
>She stays in bed all day
>Her muscles are weak
>I know it's old people nature
>One day, my parents are not home
>I have to take her to the bath alone
>I take off her panties and wash her cunt and ass
>I feel good to touch fleshless skin
>It's soft like pussy
>Her bony body, like skeleton
>My cock growing hard
>I shut her mouth with panties
>She can't breath and try to fight but cannot
>I bite her chest, nipple and abdomen
>Her skin torn and stuck in my teeth
>I chewing it and spit it out
>It's show time
>I spread the legs and put on my shoulder
>Spit on my hand and rub her ancient pussy
>She try to push me or maybe she like me to get in
>Finally, my cock thrust inside
>I get high by wonderful ecstasy
>Just can't stop fucking
>Grandmother totally shock
>She died by heart attack
>I cry for her but I have done this sin
>I still fuck her bony body
>Grandmother's vagina and shithole, I adore
>Grandmother's vagina and shithole, I adore
>>24481833
>be 17
>have social media
>message random girl
>we talk about random shit
>I try to sound like I can talk to girls fine
>she asks if I want to be friends with benefits or date
>i say date
>we start dating
>first time we hangout is really awkward
>she's a fat whore
>she keeps leaning to kiss me
>I kiss her back
>omg first kiss since 7th grade
>face was red the whole time and was nervous as fuck
>we dated for a few more weeks
>I'd go to her house for a few hours and we'd watch movies while being babysat by her parent
>I figured it was so we didn't do anything
>she starts being allowed to come to my house
>we just watch movies in my room
>she wanted to fuck a few times
>I told her I had no idea how to put a condom on
>I eventually got a pack and figured it out while jerking off into them
>my first time we fucked was her with her pants off on my bed
>I was hard got condom on
>went in
>didn't really feel anything
>cum without realizing it
>awkwardly say yeah..I cummed
>tfw my first time lasted 10 seconds
>>24482125
>she asks if I want to be friends with benefits or date
Is it really this easy?
>be 16
>get invited to first party
>sitting down with 9/10 girl
>talk for a bit, pacing our drinking so we dont puke
>girl makes first move
>make out multiple times
>kid sits down with her
>starts making out with her
>get him off take her into a room
>lock the door
>she tells me shes on her period
>were both virgins
>still fuck her to lose my virginity
>fuck just so i lose my virginity
>pop her cherry
>blood everywhere
>mfw i fucked the hottest girl in the school
>>24481969
Where do I find out about these groups? I've never heard of such a thing
>have one-itis all throughout high school
>language teacher let's us sit wherever we want in class
>sit next to qt alternative girl one-itis
>help her do homework every day
>walk with her after class every day
>fantasize about kissing her all the time
>she does drugs
>I'm a square who's never touched weed
>graduate a year earlier than one-itis
>go to college
>find drug connections
>bring home for holidays half a gram of molly and an eighth of dank weed
>ask one-itis if she wants to hang out
>do drugs together
>fuck like rabbits
>next day she says, "i think we should pretend that never happened"
>tfw
>19
>got into company because mom was friends with the boss
>literally one of two guys who worked there, the other was the janitor.
>from day one the girl who trained me was flirty towards me. We'll call her Jane
>being an idiot i didn't even catch on to it being flirting til like a month later
>work there for about half a year
>one the dumb accounting bitch spilled a cup of coffee all over a huge stack of papers 30 minutes before close so boss decided Jane had to stay and fix accounting bitches mess. Somehow I was wrangled into this and had to stay, print, and resort dozens of different documents.
>Jane kicks the flirting up to the extreme the entire time we're alone
>about 2 hours of work later Jane is done playing around and is just whispering sexy things in my ear and rubbing my inner thigh
>blows me in the office, then takes me back to her place where she fucked my brains out.
>admits that she wanted to pounce on me the minute I walked into the building my first day because I had a cute innocent face.
So yeah. Somehow I got laid when I was 19 by a 25 year old who blew me at work.
>>24482404
It's a program funded by the town I live in. You need a referral from your doctor.
See if there's something in where you live.
>>24481969
>Get to know socially anxious shy girl
>Don't make a move on her since I know deep down that she actually wants Chad
>>24482347
Any pics of the grill?
>>24482404
>>24482596
>Go to one of these
>Full of socially anxious and autistic girls
>tfw all of them have normie boyfriends
>>24482530
Did you continue to do things like that with her regularly?
>>24482530
>literally one of two guys who worked there, the other was the janitor.
How is this possible? What company was this?
>>24482740
for a while yeah. I eventually figured out how flirting worked and how to take a hint that she wanted to go to pound town. we screwed around for a good 4-5 months til she got a real bf and we just went back to being coworkers.
>OCD and depressive as fuck
>like, so fucking OCD that I have to step on the same block on the road about 12 times to put my foot in the fucking center and I look like a retard doing shit like this
>with this, I am a depressive fucking shit that just mumbles into his beard and just kinda rolls trough everything like it was a dream
>but, born with amazingly good looks
>girls throws themselves onto me
>they think I'm cute
>I've fucked at least 10 girls by now
>one found it cute that I had to pound my chest and declare "OORAH" while fucking her in the ass
What the fuck man
>>24482858
What were the "hints" that you figured out?
>>24482001
10/10 post God bless her
lost my virginity to a girl to a massive slut off of tinder.
the first thing i messaged her was "i want to paint you green and spank you like a naughty avocado" and somehow it progressed from there.
when it came time to actually meet up, i was so nervous that i had panic attack and almost puked. luckily i brought vodka with me and i drank a few swigs to chill out my nerves. then i met her, and proceeded to fuck her raw and came inside her.
>mfw thinking back on the entire thing
>be man who does not get along with people well
>save up money from wageslave job
>pay whore to have sex with me
>???
>profit
>>24482001
Is that you, Bizarre?
>>24482880
OCD story:
>be myself
>go to the store to buy myself something to eat
>I hate going to the store
>stack bananas in the shape of a giant U for an hour
>girl walks up to me and asks me if I work here
>damn bitch can't you see I'm doing something
>she taps my shoulder
>I turn around
>qt girl but has a huge fucking asymmetrical mole on her neck(not that huge to be honest)
>she asks me again
>I tell her no
>chit chat bla bla bla I explain my OCD bla we go to have sex
>first I spend like 20 minutes getting into her apartment
>turning the lights on and off because she told me to turn them off for 10 minutes while she showers
>lay in her bed in the perfect planking shape
>she comes
>we make out for a while
>it comes around to fucking
>feelsgoodman.gif
>suddenly see that fucking mole again
>just fucking looking at it
>feel the rush and building up of anxiety again
>she's feeling it
>just can't take it anymore
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR FUCKING MOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COULDN'T YOU GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR TO REMOVE IT OR SOMETHING JESUS FUCK
>while exclaiming this, try to bite off her mole
>she slaps me
>I fall off the bed
>while off the bed I see she has unstacked socks underneath the bed
>started stacking her socks
>she called her brother to take care of me
>I was in the zone man
And that's the story of the time I broke my nose.
>>24482996
>i want to paint you green and spank you like a naughty avocado
>>24482530
>tfw first day of training was today
>tfw boss is qt
Wat do?
>>24483053
you must have been pretty good for her to end up paying you instead
>>24483139
>chit chat
>bla bla bla
>SEX
yea, okay buddy
>>24481833
I'm not a massive autist, I'm just fat and ugly.
Being fat, ugly, and autistic would make it pretty much impossible to get laid.
I could get laid if I wanted. I'm socially retarded but it's not so intense I can't tell when a girls into me. Oh I know....sometimes. But two things. I don't know how to hit on a girl AND I have nowhere to bring her, I still live with my family.
Man I think girls can just tell there's something off about me.
They still seem to initiate or stare at me and spill some spaghetti when talking to me.Its like fucking train wreck because I cannot for the life of me talk back to them so you get this odd conversation where both parties are begging for it to end but neither are mean enough to just stop.
One girl has seemed to have found the sweet spot of talking to me in short bursts and we are both normally laughing away and having a giggle for those small times.
While anotherWho is literally model tierstands next to me asking me things while I think I get visible unnerved.
One of them seems to laugh at most things I say and I just cant stop thinking shes laffin at me instead of what im saying.
Fuck this spergyness
>tfw want to get laid more so I can brag about it via steam name jokes than actually getting my dick wet
My priorities are out of wack guys
>>24483139
I really want this to be true, you glorious autist
>>24483601
In my case, every time things get even remotely sexual with a girl, I get uncomfortable and change the subject immediately. I think that's the #1 defining trait of a robot, that you do whatever it takes to remain in your comfort zone
>>24482297
With an attention whore no one else wants to date, yes.
>>24484475
This too. Was on okc, and was talking to this cute japanese girl and we got as far as making plans to meet up. I started panicking and started stalling until she eventually stopped responding.
>>24483637
Apparently if a girl laughs at everything you say it means she likes you or something so good luck anon
TL;DR peen I thought was small got noticed, confused being drunk with a lucid dream, had sex
>Social triangle
>Chad, 4/10 and me 7/10
>Girl makes move on Chad
>Gets BTFO
>"Hey second choice wan sum fuq?"
>Nope
>Her friend who I hadn't met wanted to talk
>Comes to mine some days later around 11 AM
>Drink to calm my nerves
>Too calm
>Open door in towel
>Arrives
>"You stink of alcohol, crazy night?"
>"Was drinking this morning" 11AM
>Face of disgust
>Go to living room
>"u r ass for no sex, hurt feelings blah blah blah"
>"don't want to, emotional blackmail blah blah blah"
>Go get changed as she was leaving
>Go back to living room she's still there
>"Got some time to kill, let's watch something"
>Put on Poirot
>Barely able to follow intricate plot line (far gone)
>Bitch keeps interrupting with small talk
>Finish drink and rest my eyes
>Wake up mid blowjob
>omgwtfissexhappeninghowwhenwhywhowherewhat
>Nah, this is dream.
>Feels real
>Nice, lucid dream better make use of it
>Sloppy sex
>>24481833
I'll share stories if this is still alive. 3 gfs so 3 stories and 2 other side things I guess
>>24484630
actually it means she think you're mentally challenged and wants to be nice, or thinks you're mentally unhinged and doesn't want you to kill her
>>24482685
They all have boyfriends. Literally every female on the planet has a fucking boyfriend or too ugly, out of my league or age difference is too great
>>24485051
bumping with something I'll look for now
>>24482685
Why would a normie date a female autist?
>>24485233
Easy hole
>>24485496
But he could just date a normie female for that
>be me, 16
>girl just broke up with boyfriend
>obviously finds me attractive and shit and asks to hang out
>We end up fucking and then dating for while
>we break up
>oh well
only happened cause i'm a 8.5/10 honestly, cause i barely initiated anything
>be me
>cute 22 year old waitress takes my order
>manage to flirt
>get her number
>fuck occasionally but have to buy her a lot of shit
>>24485580
You underestimate the word easy.
Friendly reminder that even with " autism", you can get laid no problem if you're over 6 feet and white.
>>24481833
Don't autists usually have larger penises?
>>24482996
>tinder girl
>raw
Don't do this.
>>24485709
>fuck occasionally but have to buy her a lot of shit
I don't understand, why not just fuck without buying her anything?
>>24486161
[citation needed]
6'6 and white here, also I'm a /fit/izen. still on the path of wizardry due to my 'tism
>>24485113
where is ur greentexts?????
I'm a massive autist who managed to get married to a complete normie. It's weird.
>>24486771
I'm assuming she wouldn't fuck him if he didn't buy her things.
>be 19
>be at a conference at a hotel for my fraternity
>alpha phi omega, a co-ed service organization
>everyone gets super drunk in the evening
>playing some drinking game with normies from Michigan
>drinking game turns into spin the bottle
>drunk redhead qt lands on me
>we kiss
>i panic but don't say anything
>she leads me back to her room
>sex was good, but there wasn't any emotional connection
Did...did I do okay, robots?
>a girl likes me
>the only time a girl has ever liked me
>my gf of 5 years
>all there "robots" who are guaranteed to be over 6'
Fuck off Chads
>>24481833
>made a tinder
>downloaded an app to swipe thousands of girls at a time
>waited for one to message me
>she was very fat but asked me to netflix and chill
>drove me over to her appt
>shame when her qt roommate saw me as she left
>put arm around her shoulder
>fucked her with a condom but couldn't come
>took it off and came inside her
havent seen her since and this was a few years ago. thanks jordan
>>24488065
it took weeks before i got a message btw
>>24482530
>he does it for free
Original text
>>24485092
Most women that i've seen who were still willing to make contact with a mentally retarded person don't laugh at everything they say. They're either creeped out or just feel bad for that person. That chick wants the D
>tfw girls younger than me hit on me, but I can't do anything because of morals
>>24487859
>Fuck off Chads
never leave my room other than class and to get food from the cafe. Yea just cause im lucky and im 6'1" doesnt mean im not an autistic 6.5/10
>>24488087
I live in a tiny as fuck town in Canada.
i've only swiped like 10 girls, and i already knew them all at some point
tfw 0 matches and no new matches
>>24487521
how is such a thing even possible?
are youfemale?
>>24487542
why wouldn't she?
>>24488453
>morality
>>24489161
Not sure what you're implying, but yeah I believe in resisting temptation and all that stuff.
>>24482996
Fucking kekekek
>>24481833
this thread pertains to me, ask me anything
>>24489496
What are some signs a qt wants to fug?
>16
>sister two years younger
>sister goes to cheerleading competition with girls in my grade
>they win
>celebrate have sleepoger at her (my) house
>parents are gone
>they mess with my underwear
>have an autistic meltdown, stab myself with a fork multiple times but feel no pain
>dog starts humping my leg
>im on the ground
>one of them dares each other to rape me
>get raped by 6/10
We werent in any classes before but the next year we were and on the forst day of class i remember the way she looked at me as if remembered that day
>>24489600
you just see the look in her eyes, that and usually her chest is like sticking out and shes touchy feely to you and herself.
>source
im a part time chad
Spent the whole weekend drinking, doing drugs, and having sex
>>24481833
>super shy and have low self-esteem
>every time i was asked out i got too damn scared of having my very first bf
>"well there's no way i can get a bf due to how fucking cringey i am"
>hit up a good friend and ask if he would be interested in being fwb
>he agrees
>tfw we finally had sex in august>tfw he took my virginity but it didn't feel good. like at all.>tfw he's my one-itis
I hate living.
>>24489635
>chest is like sticking out
what
>>24489647
lets fuck, hard
>>24489661
idk dude like shes all slutty looking
>>24489701
Eh. Alright I guess. And verbal?
>>24489661
>>24489701
just quit being a pussy, 80% a girl will fuck you anyway because shes scared of what the outcome of not fucking you will be.
I had some of the craziest sex of my life this weekend, and you arent going to ever know how i feel if you dont shape up bud
>>24489761
*80% of the time
>>24489737
and verbal, unless she comes out of the gate and says lets fuck, shes not going to say anything that seals the deal nawm saying? Just follow your emotions for once
>>24489761
>just beeeeeeeeee urself brah
You're right though. I wish I still didn't live at home so I had a place to bring a chick though
>>24489678
Where you live, anon :3c ?
>>24489792
this desu,
Ironically, I brought this chick to my moms house and fucked her instead of bringing her back to my house hahahaha.
There was a spare room, and i was invited over for a few drinks with her and her boyfriend.
Which turned into me and the girl i brought, killing a bottle of whiskey
>>24489819
Broken Arrow, Ok yo
>>24489861
>tfw Florida
>>24489893
>>24489893
drive to oklahoma so we can have sex and be a perfect couple pls
>>24489908
But I have finals coming up, anon ;_;
>>24481833
>use internet
>message 10/10qt
>meet up
>fuck
>dont speak for weeks (life stuff got in the way)
>message her again
>she invites me around to hang
>And it still continues
>>24489966
Love is eternal, finals are temporary
>>24481833
>be just-turned 18 year old me
>discover and totally be into punk rock
>prior to that, super shy and reserved and uncoordinated and emotionally paper-thin autist
>Have big-ass green spiked hair and the spiked jacket with band patches all over and spiked wristbands & necklaces and all the punk fashion bullshit
>walk around with hot shit confidence even though I'm still a skinny kek
>check out all the punk/goth/metal girls in college, and they check me out, but I'm still too shy to talk to them.
>Have friend who is 10000X times the autist that I am
>He brings me to a bar to hang out with his cousin and their circle of friends
>bunch of metalheads & mallgoths
>get shitfaced with them a bunch of times, good times
>one time, out of nowhere, I come across this one girl from college
>turns out she's dating one of the guys who are my friend's cousins' friends
>We're both fluent, native English speakers while everyone else isn't, including her boyfriend
>we sit at the bar and talk music and Michael Moore movies and edgy atheism and all that
>We're both really shitfaced
>???
>I'm making out and fingering her on the grass somewhere
>we get on a bus
>She grinds me for the whole ride while a bunch of Chads are cheering me on
>keep blacking out
>get to her place, which was near mine
>keep making out
>get naked
>stick it in her
>oh I see what all the hype is about then
>fuck her three, maybe 4 times that night
>she has me cum all over, in her, on her, on the couch, etc.
>pass out
>wake up
>YES THAT WASN'T A DREAM
>fuck again
>tell her that was my first time (why?)
>she giggles and tells me I'm cute
>schedules a proper date with me
>we ended up dating for like 5 months
>she broke up with me, I wasn't all that sad really.
>gave me the confidence to date girls for about... eh.. 7 years, on and off.
>>24490040
you literally just have to bag that first one and then you are set
>>24489397
why? you should never resist temptation
I'm a massive sperg that has the potential to do well and I can do well but I just end up disappointing everyone.i'm sorry
>>24488453
how young are they? and you?
>>24488453
i have this same problem with the neighbor
kill me now
>>24489992
What makes you think we're compatible, anon?
I'm genuinely curious, not trying to belittle.
These are the threads that make me the most mad desu.
>tfw quaking with rage reading these
>>24490205
because im compatible with any woman
>>24490077
Yes and no.
If you get depressed/heartbroken or start doubting yourself, it's real easy for that train to slow down to a complete halt, or to fly off the tracks altogether.
Between her and the next girl it was about a month or two. That girl I only went on a few dates with and broke up with her because she was too much of a plain jane disney princess normie and not punk rock enough. I met another girl and that one I dated for over a year but broke up with her. The next girl I started dating 2 years later. The next girl was 3 years.
Now it's been a 5 years dry spell, almost 6.
>>24490231
why lol, its really not that hard
>>24490238
quit being a fucking p-u-d
>>24490234
You're losing me, anon
>>24490254
This shit has fucking ruined me man. I used to be a good little Christian boy who just wanted to find his soulmate and live happily ever after. But now that I know that there are people out there who easily have sex with multiple different attractive women I just simply can't do that anymore. I HAVE to fuck like at least 7 women before I'll feel like I'm an actual man and can settle down. And I haven't even fucking started yet.
>>24490312
shut the fuck up woman
>>24490321
no, you will be fine after the first one, and between bragging to your friends and shitposting on this board about it, youll be fine
>>24490342
What's wrong, anon :^) ?
You sound a little mad; I was just trying to be nice desu senpai
Pay smoking hot 27yr Asian hooker 30$ for an hour long fuck
No condor creampie 4-6 in one session do this for 2 months straight every single FUCKING day
Still doing it cept its like 2-3 times a week now
Think I'm finally getting bored normalized to sex now
I'm 29
>>24490389
im not mad at all bae, im just stroking me 11 inch penis and imagining you naked t.bh
>>24490321
>TFW came inside no condor thevagians
Of 13 women
Mostly Asian
Some white, black, latina
>2 traps one white one mixed black Asian latina
I ride on the train like I Ran out of any fucks to give
>>24490559
>2 traps one white one mixed black Asian latina
Thanks for sharing faggot
>18
>2nd semester of college, new roomate at dorm
>short asian girl from room next door keeps coming over
>used to come over all the time to see former short asian roomate
>don't know how to make advance so I give her drugs
>she asks if its ok to smoke pot every day
>be scumbag and get her high every night
>don't know how to advance
>she goes to sleep in my bed
>I try to go to sleep in her bed but she makes me stay
>not touching
>tiny bed
>sleeps in my bed every day
>don't know how to advance
>one day both in bed during day
>sweating under covers
>know its going to happen
>paralyzed
>agony
>she forces kiss to happen
>get drunk a few days later
>get back to room where roomate who plays wow every day from 1600 to 0500 is playing wow
>she tells me to have sex with her without condom
>i get condom and we get laid behind roomates back
>few minutes afterwards roomate starts cracking up
>roomate goes home for the weekends now
>spring break next week, visit girl
>she asks me if she is my girlfriend, I let her decide
>girlfriend
>I tell her i love her
>she loves me
>we love each other for the next 5 years
>worst 5 years of my life
>she gets new boyfriend
>keeps me secret
>i think its fun
>sex dwindles because of shitty relationship
>try to spice up the bedroom by giving her meth and not telling her what it is
>stay up for 2 days talking and forget to have sex
>she begs me to do it again
>repeat
>she breaks up with me when she gets 3rd boyfriend
>doing meth + porn binges
>get off drugs
>find man on internet to give me blowjob
>2 years sober
>afraid of intimacy/relationships
>25 and no practical experience making advances
>I actually look half decent
>almost 10 years ago, 16 year old me
>Sex and women still make me nervous
>Cute cheerleader in my neighbor
>Friends tell me She likes me, her friends do the same, but about me.
>we meet up in her backyard of house
>It's obvious we're sexually attracted to eachother
>after awkwardly talking for a bit we start making out
>eventually get to awkwardly fucking eachother
>I'm literally riding her as her hands are resting on the side of her house. Feels physically amazing, but something is missing.
>Finish in about 25 minutes.
>We look eachother in the eyes and feel nothing.
>I haven't talked to her since
>It was the only time I had sex.
>I'm still a horrible social reject around girls I like.
>>24491818
>be 17
adios
>>24481833
>be friends with probably the biggest slut at school
>explain my situation to her
>she has sex with me out of pity
>laid
GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD ALL OF YOU FUCKING FUCKS
>be super fucking scared that I'll end up like elliot rodger someday
>he was around my same age, same fucking ideas
>PANIC
>a new girl got hired where I work, I ask her out
>dont know what to really do with a gf
>have to borrow parents car for first date
>Normie friends told me 3 dates was the rule to get laid
>first date is a success, just gotta keep it up for two more
>second date was just walking around and talking about random stuff
>cant talk about my interests because they're all autistic so we just sit in silence a lot of the time. Doesnt matter it was a date
>get her on a third date to a bar, we both get drunk and make out but the deal is still not sealed
>fourth date finally get in her pants.
>on date three I had taken drunken measurements of her body and reached an idea of how to when sex
>didnt fap before fourth date, bought a box of condoms.
>Push her on the bed, put on a condom and start sex while kissing and whatever
>cum, take off condom and put a new one on. Thank you 200 page exhentai mangas for the advanced stamina
>by the fourth time I had to do her raw because i only brought 3 condoms.
>she wanted it inside so I busted inside.
And thats the story of how I lost my virginity because of Elliot Rodger.
The story that follows the rest of the dates and "relationship" is WAY more interesting and I still laugh when thinking about it. I actually got the idea of how to proceed from the movie "how to lose a man in 10 days".
This girl tolerated a lot of bullshit though, it took me almost 70 days, and boy did I say an do some fucking outrageous things. Dont feel sorry for fucking her up since she was just a pump and dump stacy, but I still feel bad for her family that thought I was a good guy for her to be with.
>A social sperg
>qt ask me out
>dont know why im kinda ugly
>she thinks my awkwardness is cute
>date went sort of well
Im probably going to fuck this up though
>>24492009
Where the fuck do I meet grills like that?
2.5 years ago I met a "lonely" fatty off craigslist and actually cuddled with her almost naked and made out and played with her pussy, we were in our underwear, since I felt I wasn't ready to fuck, she knew I was a virgin and wasn't pressuring me to, but would have fucked it I wanted. As I left I was feeling all euphoric thinking I was gonna make her my gf, but when I got home I noticed I smelled absolutely disgusting, from her body sweat. It was so bad that just resting my arm on my pants leg made it smell like foul BO. I was thinking I could just talk to her about it and ask her to shower and wear deoderant, but then she seemed to ignore my texts, then a few months later saw her post on CL again and messaged her, she responded that she just forgot or something, weird, and said if I'm still a virgin she could take care of it. But I was already like fuck it, the memory of nasty smell was stronger than the temporary euphoria of feeling her blubber on my skinny manlet body so I just said not now, maybe some other time, and eventually just deleted her and never contacted again, last time checked saw she moved away anyway.
Glad I didn't fuck her because she was manic depressive and on medication for it, and I suspect she was having regular sex with other people she met online.
>>24493177
What autistic interests do you have? I'll tell mine in exchange
>>24481833
You are not truly autistic if you ever got laid.
Fucking normies, this board is infested with them.
Girls thinking they can be robots, non-virgins thinking they are autistic, posting ebin wojak and pepe memes along their retarded posts.
Normies WILL take everything from you in the end.
Fuck you, stop pretending and leave, all of you.
>>24493232
also there was the fact that though I was reasonably attracted to her, and it was great she let me just freely play with her belly whereas many belly girls are very self conscious and sensitive about it, trying to cuddle with her was physically awkward, like literally feeling I was lying next to a beached whale. I couldn't reach my hands around her waist or really pull her close, and when she was on top of me I could hardly breathe.
>>24493239
Basic loser stuff. ecchi anime, black metal, mtg/hearthstone, masturbating for several hours a day, extreme right-wing politics, meme and flag collections.
You're not that much of a massive autistic then.
>>24493279
Our board must be purified of the normie/grill scum that claim to be "le autistic robits xDD"
>this thread
Fuck it all
>>24493320
Most of them are disgusting 19 yos who think posting here makes them different and more hip than the rest of the normies, who don't know about this place.
It's pretty much the most normies thing normies do.
>>24493368
If only there was a button that upon being pressed would lynch every single normalfag/femanon scum from this board. I hate them more than the normies who are just stupid because they were born normie.
>>24493279
Seriously?
fuck you dude
I've been a robot for the longest fucking time, and then I just jammed my dick in a roastie while losing my mind and now I'm no longer a robot?
reminds me of that meme that you had to be a truNEET to post on /jp/
>>24493429
>jammed my dick in a roastie
Oh wow.
You were never truly autistic, never truly mental.
You can post here or wherever you like, just don't claim you are some sort of a pariah or an outcast, or ebin r9k rebbit.
>>24483637
Maybe they think you're cute ;)
>>24482001
This being an r9k post, I'm pretty sure this actually happened
>>24493429
No you were maybe a meme introvert normalfag.
The fact that a girl wanted to have with you shows that you weren't a robot.
>>24489133
Women are superficial beasts
>>24486161
Black and 5'6, Juggling three bitches is tiring desu
>>24490238
>This
Had 3 long term relationships, the time difference between the 2nd and 3rd was less than an hour, been single and cripplingly depressed for a few years now.
>had a relation for a year with a shy Girl, she was really quiet.
>got borred
>go out alone
>meet a 8/10 uni asian girl
>fuckt her 1 week later
>came everywhere on her
>left her because depression..
I thought this thread might give me hope but actually I feel worse now.
>>24481833
>24y old KV, the whole autism package
>be broke so rent a flat with a dude student
>had exhausting day at work
>roomie messages me that he has a girl over but she brought her friend with her
>WingMeBro.jpeg
>he dun guufed, doesnt know (2 months) the full extent of my KV
Something snapped in me, probably work exhaustion + being fed up with my shit life
>Go into flat with no fucks given
>mfw 2nd girl is a legit 9/10 , lele fuk fuk fuk
>"Sup girls, lets start this party"
>be as obnoxious as possible
>do stupid shit like steal natcho from her hand that she was gonna eat "oh sorry, didnt know you was gonna eat that"
>get new wine bottle from fridge, "Hey qt check shit out" press the bottle again her bare back
>screams and pouts while eyeing me down
>just keep staring her back down
>evening is comming to end, she has dreamy eyes now, sitting in my lap
>turns her head around to look at me
>just go for a kill and kiss her, she is completely into it
Had no idea that I was tapping into my inner Chad all night
>rommie is also doing good and hints that we should end the party "Hey, qt grill can stay the night, no need to waste money on taxi"
>I reply, "my bed is big enough, that wont be a problem"
>go into my room, I rip my clothes off. Only in my undies, in my bed
>she turns off light, strips down to underwear, crawls into bed
>we be in spoon position now
>accessing50,000hoursPornDatabase.exe
>put my hand on her hip
>"noooooo, anon lets just sleep"
>"Yeah, sure, I complete agree with you" say this as I advance my hand over her panties and start to massage the clit
>she shuts up and starts moaning
>SHIT SHIT SHIT, DID I JUST MADE A GIRL MOAN
>ADRENALINE SOBBERS ME UP
>switch her up into cowgirl pose and make her pussy grind against my dick
>I mention condoms
>it's ok, Im on pill (later learned that's because she had a bf)
>proceed to fuck her for what felt like good 20 minutes
She realised I was beta in our 2nd meeting.
Im 30 now, and that was my only experience.
>>24493705
What races are they?
>>24481833
Lots, Im very good looking.it's the only thing i can think of
> I can pretty much get any grill to sex w/ me if im in a position where I can make it happen before we have a real conversation.could just be banging slutty stacey's desu
>>24481833
I actually got two lays off POF while trolling.
I just sent autistic messages and they somehow got me laid.
My real attempts to be charming ended nowhere
>>24481833
>manlet addict
>father prescribes inpatient drug clinic
>2 hot girls there
>try to bag girl #1 (super_qt.jpg), but it's against rules, make out but plan ultimately fails
>girl #2 is Elina Ivanova, who I learn was a contestant on america's next top model a couple years prior, still modeling etc. but in for coke and eating disorder as expected
>after drug clinic is over, homeless for 2 months
>wagekek at best buy
>text Elina
>hang out, fuck 3 separate times while im renting a room in some 32yo asian woman's house
>she informs me she suggested a 3some w/me to the other girl back at clinic place
>mfw neet for 3 years now
>Autsist
>Getting laid
Pick one
>>24496802
It's story time anon
Oh piss off robot, that's all I needed to say.
>>24490177
It was 2 years ago, they were 14-15 and I was 17-18. Recently when I was closer to 19, a 15 year old also looked interesting.
>>24490098
I can't help being an INFP
>be 22yo virgin
>everyone ranting about how great sex is
>have a few thousand $ saved up
>decide to try a prostitute
>she sucks me w condom and fucks me
>couldnt finger or lick her
>feel kind of awkward/not really enjoy it
>hurry it up and cum inside her with condom within 10 mins
>pay her $60 and leave
wasnt great tbqh OP i wouldnt care to do it again
>had one gf in high school, lasted 3 weeks
>absolutely horrible at socialising
>more specifically talking to girls
>meet girl on league of legends
>ldr for 4 months
>break up, talk to her best friend
>already had tickets to go see her
>go there, best friend falls in love with me
>bang her
>>24485709
Chad fuck off
>>24481833
fucked a prostitute last year, been fucking her every first monday of the month since that day.
>get a new job in IT
>after a few months, boss invites me to his wedding
>his wife is a 9/10 qt3.14 and a bit of a slut (flashed her tits at her wedding)
>kind of get to know her over the next few months
>fast forward a year or so
>now age 26
>invite my boss and his family away for easter to my summer house
>we all get pretty smashed on ecstacy and coke
>boss gets a bit too drunk and goes to sleep
>she knows i'm a virgin, offers to have sex with me
>we have sex on the living room carpet
>accidentally cum inside her
>we both have a few nervous days waiting for her period
this was a few years ago. she's actually divorced him since then and i could probably hook up with her if i wanted to, or maybe even have a proper relationship. but despite being gorgeous she is a bit damaged and slutty, i'm not sure i'd ever be able to trust her.
>>24489612
Lmao. Please go into more detail. How the fuck did you manage to get raped by girls younger than you.was it hot
>>24481833
>start new job
>qt grill is very nice to me
>assume she's just being nice because I'm new
>drops some hints but too scared to act on them
>6 months in have Christmas night out
>chad coworker (who is actually really nice guy), me and qt split from group and go to trendy hipster bar
>chad drags me to smoking area
>"brah you've got to fuck her brah, she's totally into you brah, I'm actually kinda jealous brah, take this brah"
>hands me a condom and dissappears
into the crowd of smokers
>go back inside and sit down
>qt straddles me ans starts kissing me
>sober up 100%, oh shit what's going on
>hear chad's voice echo in my head
>take her home and fuck her
Started goin out with her but sadly she moved away. I've yet to get remotely close to another human but chad keep's inviting me to go out drinking with him and his dudebro friends.
>mfw normies
>>24499131
Do it faam. Graduate from being a robot, live the life that none of us could have. Godspeed, anon.
>be 22 year old virgin
>make a post on Craigslist for a gf
>be brutally honest about myself
>someone actually responds
>a somewhat qt
>go back and forth for 70+ emails
>finally meet up
>don't make any moves for the first two dates because i'm certain she'll say no
>finally ready to man up, jerk off constantly before date
>on third date we're watching a movie at my place
>she rests her hand on my leg
>get a boner from human contact
>she doesn't seem to notice
>she shifts her hand up
>oh shit please don't notice my bone
>she does
>she's into it
>blows me on the couch
>too nervous to cum
>ask her if she wants to go in the back
>tell her this is my first time
>she doesn't care
>we fug for 40 minutes
>still no cum
>end up faking it because i'm out of shape and was ready to die from all this activity
So that's my first time, she even noticed I hadn't cum and let me go in raw for a while before I put another condom on to "finish". Now we pork every time I see her. It's amazing what losing your virginity can do to your confidence.
>>24493213
She was in my class. We sort of befriended each other, I even explained wizardhood to her it was something like this
>Anon did you ever have a gf?
>Lol no I never even held a girl's han
>Are you serious, not even in pre-school?
>Nope
Then I went on to explain how you becoem a wizad to her etc, she agreed to hook up with me later on
this entire thread can be explained by the fact that autism affects women too
>high school
>socially awkward as fuck
>somehow land qt gf
>I was 17 and she was 15
>but were three school years apart
>overhear her friend
>"Anon's kind of cute. He sort of reminds me of a lost puppy."
>start becoming more and more socially Chad after every time gf and I fuck
>we start fucking about 3-5 times a week
>her mother had almost walked in on us fucking so many times
>whenever her mother called while she was at mine, I'd continue fucking her somewhat gently while she talked on the phone and bit her lower lip trying to hold in the moans
>relationship lasted 2 years
>reverted back to sheepish autist
>now I'm a NEET
>still honed enough Chad prowess to get laid every so often
>every girl I've fucked has been a friend of ex-friend of my first girlfriend
>>24500089
friend or ex-friend*
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