> Based my entire job interview on one pun
> It fails horribly
Well, now you have to tell us the pun.
> Applied to my local KFC
> Intentionally cranked up my anxiety so they ask if if I'm alright
> "Sure, I just hope this doesn't turn into a frying session, otherwise I might chicked out."
> Only in hindsight noticed what I did there
not oupie but
>go to job interview at a cinema
>"do you like movies anon?"
>sure
>"whats your favourite movie"
>dont have one
>last one i saw was trainspotting, seen it multiple times already
>trainspotting it is, say i enjoyed it very much
>obv normie wagies "what is it about"
you can pretty much guess where it got from there
>>29521242
>not answering a meme movie answer like pulp fiction or Shawshank redemption
Hehe
>>29521302
i think they wanted me to say something super generic, transformers or superman versus cumdupsterman or really what the fuck ever came out that day minus 2 months
>job interview
>they ask a question
>"uh, well, um.... I don't know"
fuck
Normie here to watch the zoo but I feel you op, had a phone interview for a policy position with the committee on commerce science and transportation and I was hungover and botched it
>Job interview for a fairly large international company
>Hot older Stacy interviewing me
>Somehow feel at ease because it's like my interaction with every other non-family female in my life, except no pressure to woo her
>Do really well and spend the whole time in a nice, friendly conversation with her - only because I'm doing my standard super hard panic conversation trying to map how it will go, thinking out every possible response and trying to shape how she thinks of me
>Got job offer
I think being an awkward autist finally paid off
I applied for a job at a video store when I was like 17. The interviewer gave me a bunch of scenarios where I was supposed to recommend a movie. Like if a family with two young kids wanted an action movie that wasn't too violent what would I say?
I drew total blanks on every question. I kept looking around the room trying to find something to jog my memory. I ended up looking like a total fucking sperg.
I'm sure he told the cute girls at the register how bad I fucked up right after, too.
>>29522240
Not even James Bond came to mind?
>>29522240
>video store
is it pre-2000 again?
