just got back from the pub lads
won some dosh on the footy now i'm having dindins and playing some vidya
what're the rest of you cunts up too?
>wake up
>clean room (took 3 hours)
>Internets fugged
>finally rest and stare at wall
>just stare for half an hour
>fall asleep
>wake up confused thinking it was Saturday morning
>in reality it was Saturday night
Just been really exhausted and depressed
Every single Australian Ive seen on here who considers themselves a robot still has friends and goes out socializing........you do not belong here.....you really have no idea do you......you're just a plain beta male.
You can be beta and still be normal.....like you are.......being a beta doesn't mean you belong here. So fuck off.
t. actual legitimate aspie in Australia who is nearly 30 years old, never had a friend, still lives at home with parents, never had a job, high-school drop out, kissless virgin that's never been anywhere since dropping out of highschool 14 years ago.
>>29518285
i'm 23 and i have no friends and i'm a virgin
in what way do i not belong here?
just because i like to get out of the house and bet on sports doesn't make me a normal fag
>>29518285
I don't think they care. This thread should be on /b/
>>29518285
Fuckin straya
>>29518340
>just because i like to get out of the house and bet on sports doesn't make me a normal fag
Yes it does. It makes you a beta male failed normie.
>>29518340
You're a cyborg.
t. Cyborg passing by
Finished my 2nd week in sales want to leave due to hating people but love listening and talking. Budgets are sky rocket high, don't like forcing people to buy shit but like being informative.
Considering leaving Sydney because it's a pool of shitcunts.
Now I'm going home to deal with the gf and pass out
>>29518468
I'm also friendless because I don't give a fuck about anything, no worth in a guy who isn't trying to be better than everyone else
>>29518468
>Considering leaving Sydney because it's a pool of shitcunts.
I was about to protest, but you are correct.
>gf
fuark
>>29518391
a failed normie would have atleast gotten rid of their virginity with a prostitute which is legal in our country
my old man shouts me a few drinks at the pub and i pick up some free money on some sure things
that doesn't make me normal in the slightest
W-where da cute overwatch bois be at ;------;
>>29518340
are you a NEET or not?
>>29518027
Tfw you had to look up the definition of four of those words.
>>29518285
This is 4Chad, NO ONE here is a "robot" except idiots who don't know about wizchan.
>>29518340
>I am so a loser
why bother? the robot meme is old and stale
>>29518027
>pub
>footy
Why are you even on this board.
>>29518285
Thnx m8
>>29518027
I just finished having with my qt polish gf for the 3rd time today. Also hit a new personal record in deadlifts a few hours ago
feelsgood.jpg
>>29518893
yes i am a neet
>>29518733
>my old man shouts me
So now it makes sense. Hanging with your dad because you have no friends makes you belong here.
>>29518285
op here
i'm everything you described
i have no friends, dropped out of school when i was 14 and i'm still a virgin at 23
i likve with my parents and i went to the pub with my old man
i didn't go out with my mates or anything like that it was simply bonding with family so i could stay in their good books and not be that asshole son who refuses to do anything with their parents despite them paying for my existence
seriously think before you spout your existential crisis
>>29519250
I did not know that information, I take what I said back, sorry.
>>29518867
here, you silly cumdump
>>29519196
>average aussie """robot"""
>tfw no cute shy robot to cuddle in these cold wintery nights
>>29519451
SHUT UP HOMO
>>29519451
brisbane?
i only have a single bed but you still might be able to squeeze in with me and my dakimakura
>wake up
>eat
>get dressed for black belt training
>awesome instruction, lots of intense sparring
>head home sporting new bruises
>cooking lunch and dinner
>eat
>parents drop by, have a coffee with them
>work on my Terraria server for an hour
>get dressed and head to work
Currently here now. Been super busy tonight, guess everyone is out socialising.
>studying at home for uni exams while all my friends are going to the pub
All I want is a parmie and a pint
>be Polish
>get chinese girlfriend
>we fuck like 5 times a day when we have a day off
>parents mad as fuck that my girlfriend is asian
>tell them I dumped her long ago
Who else /devilish/ here?
>at a friends birthday party and everyone is a chad or a stacey
>ask if there's internet so i can keep up with you laddies
>see this thread and realize how sad my life is
>this is going to be a long ass day so i think i'll just socialize and hope that this interesting chick who shows me her interior design stuff shows up
I really really wanna get this one chance to hook up with her so pray for me
watching england 3-0 our sorry arses
>>29519514
n-no ;-;
And single beds are all you need, then you have to cuddle extra close
>tfw no qt robot to fall asleep in my arms
>>29520228
>tfw my feels, youslut
someone post smoothbutts again, that's always fun.
>>29519614
How do the asian guys feel about this at school?
who here in adelaide got baccy and want buds?
>>29518867
There seems to be less faggotry in these threads lately, all the cutebois must have paired up alreadythey're probably all cuddling right now while you spend yet another night alone
>tfw freezing to death in my bed because i have no warm qt to snuggle
>>29519514
i-i'm in brisbane, and have a double bed
>>29522215
Eh, desu it's mainly because I haven't been posting and I was the one who spammed a lot of shit in them last week etc. Short version is, I'm not cuddling anyone ;---;
but yeah, more cuteboys should post.
>>29522215
No one here goes outside. Even though I have the money to go visit an anon any where in Australia I'd probably never do it since I hate myself and I'm a seriously flawed person. Some people are meant to be alone
Finally home from work, in bed nice and warm
>>29522384
You could visit and play boardgames with me senpai
>>29522397
>neckbeard turns up at your house
>stinking of shit, looks like shit
>knocks on your door mumbling something about normies
>looks at feet the whole time
>you open the door
>"AGYUUU~ ONIICHAN LETS PLAY BOARDAH GAMES!!! FUCKIN NORMIEZ DIE"
>The manlet steps inside
>Drops his trench coat on your coat rack (Though you dont have one so this amounts to littering your floor)
>You sit down with the manlet
>S-some tea anon
>"A-ACCKTULLALY NORMIES INVENTED DAT AND SO I DUNT DRINK ET"
>You bring him water instead
>He decided its poisoned with fluroide and refuses to drink it
>Insists on being given "DYSTILLED WATAH" instead
>You tell him to go outside so you can get him some
>Lock him out
>Forgot that he left his fedora inside
>Go to pick it up, notice its made out of human skin and the inside is covered in cum
>Throw it out the window
>Hear the manlet yelling outside about his fedora theft
>Hear him getting arrested
I know this isnt soc but i really want to meetup with some people in WA, to make new friends
>>29522543
Lol'd but you forgot the part where he fucks the neckbeardanyway
