Greentext me your day.
Plisplox.
>stayed up all night to see referendum results
>logged into normiebook for the first time in months to laugh at the fallout
>did nothing of note
>ate chicken and bacon tortillas
>went to sleep at 7pm, woke up at 1am
>3:44 now, about to go to sleep again
on the whole I give it a 6/10
>>29513393
>stayed up all night to watch the referendum
>throughly knackered by 10am, go to bed
>boss rings me and says he needs me to work tonight
>say sure I fudging love working Friday nights
>download Mario and Luigi before I snooze 4 reals.
>wake up, eat chicken caesar, go to work
When I get home I need to post some dnd stuff on a forum about where the party goes next. I wanted to play world of tanks and drink tonight to celebrate Leave but boss man is short of hands. Accident or something. It can't be helped.
> woke up early because dog wanted to go out
> ate dinner's leftover
> play Ninja Gaiden 1
> music
> went outside a bit
> here now
There you have it
>>29513393
>go to bed at 3am
>wake up at 7am
>wake up at 7:30am
>wake up at 8:30am
>wake up at 10am
>wake up at 10:15am
>wake up at 10:30am
>wake up at 11am
>wake up at 12pm
>wake up at 12:15pm
>wake up at 12:20pm
>wake up at 12:45pm
>wake up at 1pm
>wake up at 1:15pm
>wake up at 1:25pm
>wake up at 1:40pm
>wake up at 1:45pm
>wake up at 1:55pm
>wake up at 2:10pm
>get up and eat 6 eggs for breakfast
>translate 30 lines of text from japanese to english
>procrastinate and watch some harem anime until 7pm
>bike for 1 hour while listening to robot music
>start drinking at 8pm on an empty stomach
>make a wow ticket to give me a few more days of playtime
>afk and watch more harem anime
>wake up
>eat breakfast and review for quals
>go for a run
>text girl I hooked up with the other night to see what she's doing tonight
>she's been texting me; for once it seems she's more interested in me than vice versa
>no response
>am now getting drunk
>>29513393
>wake up
>go to science exam
>smoke a joint afterwards with an acquiantance
>get pizza
>go home
>go to psychiatrist
>find out I have mild autism
>dont feel pain, emotions in same way normal people do
It went from like a 7/10 day to a 3/10.
>>29513393
>0830 wake up, hungover, need to poop
>drink water, get comfy blanket, watch junk cartoons
>hungry, drive to maccas
>add some gin to my orange juice, back on couch, eat mcmuffin
>now, 1100watching shit while posting shit
>>29513393
>woke up at 12:30pm
>proceeded to lay in bed until 2
>sit around and watch tv for a few hours
>go to work
>go home at 9:30
>watch the Red Sox game even though they're imploding
>shitpost while watching
It's a pretty average day
>wake up at 1 pm
>feeling bad for being mediocre but motivated at the same time
>decide to stop being mediocre
>shower, shave, prepare lunch
>study
>buy a box for a present
>ride bicycle
>study more
>make dinner
>study even more
>it's eleven pm
>test is at 8 am
>still don't know shit
>box is nice, but the present is still ass
>too broke to make something better
>too busy with tests to make money
>barely any food in the fridge
>say "fuck it"
>go back to /r9k/ to enjoy mediocrity
>Wake up 1 pm
>Make microwave pizza
>go back to bed
>wake up again at 2:30
>do literally nothing all day except watch Simpsons and browse 4 different boards
>11 pm, see this thread
>woke up
>finished off the beer next to my bed
>took a piss
>sat in the shower for an hour and a half
>sat at the computer, drinking and watching porno
>made dinner
>sat at the computer again, drinking and reading /r9k/
>jerked off
>still reading
>no sleep
>get to work at around 7:45 am
>feel sick
>go home at 2:30 pm
>make dinner
>eat dinner
>watch nhl draft
>watch blue jays
>drink beer
>listen to music
another thrilling day
>wake up
>eat this Vietnamese roll thing; pork, chicken, carrot, cucumber, chilies, and some special sauce 8/10
>play overwatch for an hour
>browse /wsg/
>1pm and I'm here
I'm just waiting until it's a reasonable time to start drinking so my parents don't get weird about it.
>woke up at 5:40 am
>got ready, ate breakfast and left for work at 6:15 am
>got done working at 4
>went to see an old friend for a bit and check out his new house
>drove to had mechanic check out muh car, have some suspension issues
>got home, made some shitty dinner
>watched some youtube, some 4chan
>now replying to this thread at 11:30 pm
>I'm tired nigguh
>get to work
>power was down for ten hours
>worker quits
>horrible day
>hung over
>power goes down again
>dont do anything
>contemplating not showing up tomorrow
>>29513393
>wakeup 8:30 and get ready for work
>commute to work, get there 9:30
>do job, get udon for lunch, work some more
>friday so free beers at work, drink and talk to coworkers
>commute home, 7:00, get a burrito and 6 pack
>eat burrito, play overwatch while drinking beers
>bed around midnight
posting yesterday because its early here.
>wake up
>go back to sleep because it's 5am on a Saturday
>wake up about 90 minutes later
>lay around for a bit
>check the news
>watch anime for about half an hour
>have some breakfast
>drink coffee and browse 4chan
>browse 4chan a bit longer
>eventually get in the shower
>go back to 4chan and music for a little while
>clean up the house a bit
>back to 4chan
It's 11:30am now. Gotta have some lunch, wash the dishes and then get ready to housesit for a couple of days. That's if I can get myself to get out of this chair any time soon.
>>29513710
They really fucking need some pitching
>>29513393
>wake up from nice dream
>realize it wasn't real
>tfw
>shower
>breakfast
>brush teeth
>internet
>lunch
>internet
>dinner
>internet
>now
someone please kill me
>Wake up
>edge from 1:30-10:15 almost nonstop
>pretty proud of self
>woke up fuckass early to drive mom to work
>went back home, thought about going back to bed but got ready for work first
>finally beat dead rising 3 with a disappointing ending but fuck driving over zombies with a steamroller was awesome
>drove to work, tried not to flip out from anxiety
>got in, took calls, ate lunch, took more calls, did extreme dot-to-dots when I had free time
>mom picked me up, I got yakisoba and she got frozen pizza for dinner
>got home, pants off, ate, shitposted, swapped memes with friends, messaged a QT on okcupid
>thinking about playing a new video game but I'm just shitposting more
>looking forward to cuddles YouTube and sex with my ex tomorrow, then playing Pathfinder with buddies on Sunday
>just got paid, deposited a bunch in my savings, just hit $9500 total for my move out and car fund
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>29513522
3.5? Pathfinder? 5th?
>>29513393
>wake up
>take morning meds(Venlafaxine, L-Thyroxine, and Abilify)
>write with best friend
>ask her out on a coffee
>she says yes
>get ready
>quotes one of her friends asking if she wants to go to a lake with her
>asks me if I rather do that
>say sure
>drive an hour
>meet best friend
>wait for her friend to arrive
>brings us to the place she is at with another female friend
>talk about stuff
>mostly girls and university
>the two girls swim
>talk to best friend
>two girls come back
>talk
>qt girl wants me to also swim with her
>change into my swimming clothes
>swim with her
>enjoy myself
>talk about stuff
>go back out
>dry
>listen to conversations
>dress
>can't find my phone
>qt girl asks me for my phone number so I can find it
>give it to her
>find my phone
>she tells me she is going to save my number
>also save her number
>go to train station
>say good bye to the two girls
>go to the bank with my best friend
>go to a grocery store
>sit outside on a bench
>talk
>drive home
>talk to a qt girl I had a date with on Wednesday on Tumblr
>take evening meds(Mirtazapine)
>sleep for two hours
>wake up
>don't feel sleepy at all
>shitpost all night
>write this
>now it's 5:39 am
>tfw life turned around after 3 months in mental hospitals
>tfw life is becoming worth living
A-am I going to make it robots?
>>29514182
5th in a custom snowflake setting.
>Woke up at 11:30 am
>Ate food
>Browsed the internet for 4 hours
>Played Dishonored for 6 hours
>Ate dinner at 10:15 pm
>Now I'm posting this
Pretty average day for me, kill me.
>>29514092
Pretty much my daily routine, I know that feel.
>woke up early to go to doctor cause i needed to get my leg checked up
>dislocated the knee cap a few days ago
>get there, sign in
>wait till 45 minutes after i was supposed to get there
>told i need physical therapy again
>go to Wendy's afterwards
>have to wait for nuggets
>go home, play dota 2 the rest of the day
>drinking coffee whenever possible
>now i'm here
>>29513393
>Woke up at 6:00 am
>Went to Tim Hortons with my gf. We hung out for a couple of hours
>Wrote my math exam. Easy as hell
>Went out for some lunch with my gf
>Went to sleep with my gf for a couple of hours
>Wake up at around 5 pm
>Gf and I go out for dinner
>Come back home at around 7:30 pm
>Study physics, but I'm good at the subject
>Go to bed with gf. She's asleep while I browse 4chan
An exhausting day, but it was pretty good
>>29514212
Ooooo do tell. I love stories and have no life. Game I'm in right meow is pretty great too.
>woke up 9am, early as fuck for me (I work 3pm to 11pm)
>had an endoscopy in a city 30 minutes away from me, mom had to drive me
>wasn't allowed to eat or drink anything after midnight as I was getting put under
>was getting sick, so had a dry, sore throat and cough all night
>got that shit done, pretty much painless
>called in to work so 3 day weekend
>slept all fucking day due to anesthesia and lack of sleep from previous night
>woke up about 3 hours ago, ate dinner, just been up shitposting, wanna go back to sleep but wanna sleep all night so forcing myself to stay awake
What a riveting day
![IMG_1269[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MlVMZYG.png "IMG_1269[1].png")
>wake up at 5:00 AM
>Lay there
>stand up and stumble over to desk. chug water
>get text from alcoholic friend asking where i went
>he then asks if i want to go get slurpees
>we drive over to 7-11 still drunk
>I then get a snapchat from a girl i knew in highschool
>she's leaving for iwoa tomorrow
>go over to her place
>we swim
>she has perfectly round and shiny and large tits
>she's a curvy jewish girl
>want to fuck
>she has a boyfriend in iwoa tho
>probably wouldve fucked if we were alone but her sister was there
>oh well
>go home
>mom bombards me about me not having a job
>she says there's an internship opening at her work
>i'd have to work for free
>ask how soon i can start
>Im sunburned from swimming at iwoa girls house
>jack off furiously thinking about fucking her
>sadness
>>29514255
>played dishonored for 6 hours
absolutely godly game, so god damn hype for two man I have so many hours in that game. what are you fav missions? I like 3 and 5 probably the most. an amazing game though
>>29513393
>Woke up at 10:10am
>Had a glass of fruit juice and went to the pool
>Left pool at 11:30
>Took a shower
>Went to Walmart and bought toilet paper, body wash, some boxer briefs and water
>Went to the carwash right after
>Arrived home at around 1:30
>Had lunch, some ravioli with alfredo sauce
>Browsed my social media for a bit
>Played GTA V and Overwatch with friends until 9pm
>Watching a stream and about to go to bed
>Did all this cause I only have 1 day off from work a week
>slept at 7 am, woke up at 9 pm
>eat
>play vidya
>watch a movie
it's 7 am now maybe I go to bed
such life of a neet
>>29514357
Yeah, I don't really have favorite missions. The whole game is fun, but I'm doing a stealth/good ending run first, then I'll do a massacre/kill everyone/bad ending run.
Stealth runs are BORING AS FUCK, it's also harder cause you don't want to kill people. It's so much more fun to just go balls to the wall psychopath and kill everyone, sucks.
>>29514447
How does one sleep for 14 hours? Pretty sure that's unhealthy to sleep that long, 8 or 9 is fine but excessive sleep has been proven to be unhealthy.
>wake up 9:30
>ate something
>start to browse 4chan
>lunch while browse 4chan
>4chan
>do some exercises
>take a shower
>come back to 4chan
>still here
>>29514331
>iwoa
>>29513393
>wake up at 11 am
>eat bowl of cereal
>browse 4chan until 6
>go for a run
>come home
>fap
>get invited to chill with friend
>he essentially tells me that he's just trying to kill time until he goes to a bonfire with other friends to which I wasn't invited
>mainly just talk about how he currently ended his most recent relationship
>come home at 9
>browse 4chan
feels good knowing i'm nothing more than a waste of time
>wake up 12:30 pm
>spend an hour brushing my teeth and doing other morning stuff
>forced to get haircut after 9 months of growing hair out
>go home
>draw for a bit
>too depressed at my low skill level to continue
>sit on my computer chair and think about when my life went to shit
>try to play vista but get bored after 20 minutes
>shitpost a bit more
>cry in shower
>repeat
>>29514490
fight me dweeb
>>29514529
>spend an hour brushing my teeth
I'm afraid you have autism, anon. You're just scrubbing enamel off your teeth if you brush for that long, which isn't good. Also if you're brushing to the point where your gums are bleeding then that isn't good either. I imagine you'll have major dental/mouth issues in the next few years if you keep brushing for that amount of time every morning, though I'd expect most robots and autistics to have horrible dental hygiene.
>>29514185
It would seem that way
>wake up 12pm
>sick
>tell "friend" to come over
>shower (if I don't shower, I get cysts in my nose)
>friend comes over
>walk the dog
>play Pokemon
>get bored
>play Left 4 Dead (L4D2 a shit)
>lose
>go to the store and get strawberries
>eat them while wishing I was dead
>dream of happiness I will never know
>go to work (overnight job where I don't have to see many people)
projection: shitpost here for the next 8 hours and repeat this for the rest of my life if I'm lucky
>>29513393
>Slept ~9 hours
>Muesli for breakfast, 9am
>Fuck around on normiebook and le reddit for an hour or so
>Cycle for ~2.5 hours
>Shower
>Make sandwich for lunch
>Internet while watching twitch
My day so far.
>>29514649
>Cycle for 2.5 hours
Why do people exercise this long? I exercise at max about an hour and I manage to get quite a bit done in that amount of time, it seems unnecessary and excessive to spend almost 3 hours working out.
Do you actually lose more weight if you work out longer? I mean I guess you burn more calories but still, seems like a long time to work out.
>>29514683
I don't have anything better to do and I enjoy it.
>>29514585
Guess I should recommend spending ages in mental hospitals then
I have to spend an additional 2-3 months in a day hospital now doing DBT
If I can do it everyone can do it
>do nothing
>go to bed at 6 AM
>wake up at 2 PM
>do nothing
>sleep again from 4 to 7
>wake up
>shower
>eat
>do nothing
Hahaha there's nothing like neet life, a-amarite guys?!? we a-actually ENJOY life not like wagecucks hahahaha--- ahhh....
>>29514712
>If I can do it everyone can do it
Oh of course that excludes US-American Anons, because their health care sucks
Same for all other 3rd world shitholes
>Watch V for Vendetta while waiting to get called into work
>go to work
>go buy candy at walmart
>come home and play battlefield 4
>check r9k before bed
>>29514576
Oh I didn't mean like an hour of brushing straight, just that I spend that much time in the bathroom after I get up. i.E. Just sitting their and doing everything really slow. I only spend a couple minutes actually brushing, probably should've worded it better.
![NSWD4908[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oqVQIpq.jpg "NSWD4908[1].jpg")
>>29514683
for me exercise gets fun. if i run a lot i get runners high and ill jog for hours. Get myself lost on purpose then find my way back. its like meditating
also this is why i dont bike anymore. I sat inside all summer and only left when biking. Friends were pissed at me from hooking up with other friends gf so I just rode alone. Breaks started rubbing up on tire so i took them off. took off lights because i wanted to be aerodynamic. I gradually did more and more dangerous hills and drops bc of depression and loneliness till one night i skinned my side and ground my knuckles down to the bone.
>>29514754
>Multiple 2 litter bottles of Diet Dr. Pepper
>Gallon of Arizona Green Tea
You look like a skinnyfag or skeletonfag as well, I feel like you aren't really a robot. Maybe a cyborg or failed normie, I don't know.
>>29514798
I come here for the funny frog pictures, and to make drawings for people
>wake up
>do the usual routine (get mom out of bed, get her into the shower, and back into her chair)
>sleep in because i stayed up too late
>take bus to a salon to get my hair cut
>hair is long as fuck so i tell her to cut it all off
>realize just how much i'm balding (22 years old, i look 30)
>get a subway sandwich and a pretzel
>go home
>talk to friend i found on r9k (he's cute as fuck and im crushing on him hard)
>hes really positive, kind, and empathic, literally the person i need in my life
>realize he and i have different interests
>fuck, start feeling like shit
>watch little witch academia and happy parade for the first time
>they were alright
>eat some spaghetti i made
>put mom into bed
>play some terraria
>send the cute friend a picture of me
>i literally had to take it twice since he said the first one was bad
>i hate looking at myself so this ordeal was torturous
>he gives me advice on how to improve my life
>on my side of the conversation im silently suffering because i dont want to do any of the stuff he's suggesting
>realize i literally try to do everything i can to stay the same miserable way i am
>realize im betraying my crush's trust and faith in me
>he goes to sleep since he's exhausted
>watch favorite streamer play hearthstone
>go to r9k
>see this thread
>>29514825
> and to make drawings for people
C-can i get one? Pretty please?
>>29514880
what of?
>>29514754
You're kind of a dumbass
>>29514754
Holy shit anon you're badass
>>29514918
Pepe and Wojack killing the reddit mascot.
>>29514918
Another bone-dragon?tiping his fedora?
>>29514683
>Why do people exercise this long?
Whats the alternative? Browsing 4chan and trying to play videogames/read?
Its simpler and easier to just get on a bike, choose a route, and waste time like that.
>woke up content for the first time in a while
>did my daily ritual
>napped for a while
>watched some NGE
>played some E.Y.E
>made a recording
>laid in bed for a while and stared at the ceiling
>wished It was colder.
>>29514754
>Diet Dr.Pepper
>Get woken up by mother "11:45 is too late to start the day."
>Browse 4chan, reddit, and facebook in bed for 30 minutes
>Sister bangs on door, "mom says get up."
>Go downstairs
>Make myself a sandwich
>Was pretty dank, beef pastrami, lebanon baloni, leftover guacamole, salt, vinegar, on white bread
>Grab a dr. pepper too
>eat while playing hearthstone on phone, listening to sister talk about her japanese video game (it's some music based game kinda like ddr for your fingers, with all jpop and bikini-clad girls. I call her a neckbeard everytime I see her playing it.)
>Go upstairs, get jambox, turn on chicane: sunsets episode 99
>Shower, including shave I do every friday (full face, cock, balls, asshole, legs down to kneecap, bunny trail, chest. Deep body clean too. Masturbate too.
>Get dressed, takes a while because I can never remember which colors truly match
>Went with khaki jeans and a white shirt
>back to the bathroom, look in mirror, sigh over how skinny I am
>get some pomade in my hair to make it have some shape
>make up to cover up my acne
>grab my pax2 vaporizer, freshly loaded with jillybean from a med shop
>grabbed a cigarette too, but took a while looking for a lighter. Got one, nice light blue
>get high as fuck, smoke my cig
>think about my life, remind myself I'm not too much of a fuck-up
>grab another dr. pepper, head upstairs
>turn on computer, check e-mail, 4chan, reddit
>turn on remainder of chicane episode 99
>it finishes on one of my favorite songs of all time, "as the rush comes" by gabriel and dresden
>Fire up War3 for some Legion TD
>Lose a frustrating 45 minute game
>Decide to take a break, looked at my phone
>swiped right on a couple girls on tinder
>One match, sent her a message (still no response)
>Mom comes by, tells me she's gunna go meet my dad in vegas, I'm in charge of sister and the dog till tomorrow. Suggests we go to a movie
>Go back to browsing 4chan, fire up some hearthstone
Cont.
>woke up
>browsed 4chan
>ran for an hour (9 miles. bretty gud)
>more 4chan
>showered
>ate
>more 4chan
>>29514994
fucking kill yourself, please
>>29514986
filtered
>>29513393
>woke up at 8:22am
>went to work, I clean pools
>did 4 pools, went back home about noon
>ate leftover nachos from last night
>took 20mg ritalin, drank a coffee, chain smoked 4 cigarettes
>drank a Gatorade and some water
>hit the road, still got 4 more pools
>stopped for an energy drink
>smoked way too many cigarettes
>stim buzz is so fucking cash because low tolerance, New user
>clean two pools, it's about 3, head over to gf's workplace to spend her break with her
>she has no idea about the ritalin
>ate with her, then went back on the road
>stopped at gas station to visit an old co-worker that recently got a job there
>run into roommate out and about
>Get another monster, roommate runs to the next pool with me
>hang with him instead of working
>still enter that pool in as finished kek
>go to last pool, apartment/condos
>test the water, add chemicals, fuck cleaning it because it's 5:00 and there's a bunch of fat kids in the pool
>smoke a cig with the cool as fuck maintenance guy in his workshop
>call boss, clock out, head home
>strip naked, point the fan at my balls, hop in bed
>watch friends reruns and snooze until 7
>pick up gf from work and take her to her mom's house, her mom got her a new car after her old one died
>Go home and dick around on computer
>gf comes home with her new car
>we go to dinner
>she lets me take new car VERY fast on really winding road at incredible hihg speed
>it's a fucking v4 so it's not that great but who cares it's better than mine
>come home, shower, lay in bed
>nsa nigger posts thread on r9k to harvest information on the personal lives of its users
>nsa knows I took ritalin without a prescription
>pack the necessities and leave forever
I'm going to miss my gf, but this is for her own good
>12am Go out to MdDs to eat, drink coffee, read 4chan
>130 am watch videos on couch
>330am go to bed. Read 4chan on phone.
>430am lights out
>can't sleep
>get glass of water watch video
>6am back to bed
>wakeup, go back to sleep about 5 times. Notice it's 1pm at one time
>wake up 530pm have coffee and muffin
>6pm gf says dinner is almost ready. Mfw I love her
>630 pm have dinner, its too spicy and I'm full anyway. Tell her its great.
>730 pm watch tv with gf while play game on tablet
>10:30 pm go to McDs for snack, 3tendies and mcmuffin plus coffee. Reading 4chan, post this.
>>29514994
>Do an arena run with gold, go 6-3 with a shitty paladin deck with no weapons, so that felt good
>Sister (15) comes by wants to know when we're leaving
>Check movie times, Finding Dori in a little over an hour
>Ask her if she wants Chick-fil-a, she agrees
>Go to chick-fil-a, see the movie
>Was actually pretty decent. I like Pixar films.
>On the way home she asks for starbucks
>We go to the drive-through one, get a grande coffee with some coconut milk (I'm lactose intolerant), she gets a trenta black iced tea
>Come home, smoke another cigarette
>Play some more hearthstone, built a control reno deck, went 3-2 with it at rank 11
>come to this thread to greentext my day
How boring is my life on a scale 1-10?
>>29515022
>Ran for an hour(9 miles)
Jesus Christ you must be in really good shape, you know how long it'd take me to run a mile? Probably 15 minutes or some shit, maybe even 20 minutes. I don't know, I haven't ran a mile in years, I usually get long winded and out of breath within 5 minutes or running, maybe even less than that. I could probably run TWO MILES in an hour maybe three, and that's pushing it.
And no I'm not obese, but I am fat and need to lose about 20 lbs, or 30 lbs. I don't work out and live a heavy sedentary lifestyle, I sit at home and eat junk food all day while drinking soda.
>>29515048
Why you gotta be a cunt fuck?
>>29515072
>GF
You have a girlfriend so that negates anything else you just said in your post, fuck off.
>>29515073
The way you write about it is really entertaining to read. The fact that your life is so basic and privileged makes it also interesting. I'd read more
>>29515090
Would it make you feel better if I told you that I'm no more than 120 soaking wet, 5'10'', and I can't run more than a single mile without puking my guts out and feeling like death.
Fucking pathetic, really. Ain't got an excuse, I just smoke and drink too much without doing shit-all physical activity for either work or pleasure.
>>29515073
6.5/10, pretty uneventful but it's the comfy kind of uneventful
sounds nice
>>29515109
I've been attempting to get better since I was rejected from grad school due insufficient writing ability; thank you.
>>29515161
It's not too bad
>Wake up at 5pm
>Make a pot of coffee
>Too lazy to do anything really craving some coke
>Can't afford anything because no $ (Probably a good thing at this point.)
>Too much of a pussy to off my self decide to just watch Netflix
>Browse 4chan while jerking off now 1 am Probably be up doing pointless shit until 5 am
>Literally been like this for the past 4 months
>Mfw mom doesn't even care that I'm a NEET because she's too busy just trying to keep her self together.
