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>be 5'2 skinny nerdy asian manlet
>asks out 9/10 big titted stacy
>orbits her for 3 years

>>29501179
>orbit a girl i like from kindergarten to fourth grade
>give her love notes every single fucking day in first grade
>she gets new boyfriends while i still give her the notes
>realize how autistic it is and realize "she doesn't want me like this"
>stop giving letters

>second grade
>entire school follows me around when i ask the girl if we wanted to go fishing
>her spic hoodrat "boyfriend" comes up to me and punches me in the face
>get my metal lunch box and beat him in the head with it
>does no damage whatsoever
>teachers just laugh

>go home that day
>devastated
>fuck a pillow, first "fap" i guess
>pretend it was her
>never felt any better in my life

>third grade
>ditch the idea of rejecting bitch gf
>get an imaginary wife
>it's a clifford the big red dog giant plushie thing
>fuck it every day for three months
>decide to pretend it is dead
>bury it outside because "she had a panic attack during sex"
>grandmother died recently
>mother saw me bury my "best friend" outside
>"hey anon :( ur coping with granny's death?"
>"uh no"
>made to go to therapy for doing it
>no-one knows how many prepubescent orgasms have gone into that clifford thing
>still in my mom's yard


Anyone else do this stupid shit?

>at club in spain with my bros
>hang out drunk next to a dancer, with our backs turned to her
>she takes my head and kisses me
>does it again
>didn't even ask for her number

>>29501324
>spain

I don't think you could have called her and made it work unless you were going to fuck while you were in Spain.

>>29501343
>unless you were going to fuck while you were in Spain
that was what i was thinking 3 days later. i'm not even attractive, this might have been my only chance at sex ever.