>when you buy a sandwich
>but it's not a good sandwich
>it's a shit sandwich
all sandwiches are good
they are like pizzas
you can't fuck it up
>>29484669
>you can't fuck it up
how fucking wrong can you be
do you live in some utopia where you can't get shit sandwiches?
>the bread is thin and moist
>it has been squashed into the packet
>it sticks to your fingers
>the chicken is packed in there
>feels like eating a cold chicken breast in a wet coating of wonderbread
that is what a shit sandwich is like
>>29484669
unless it's literally a shit sandwich
>go to Jimmy Johns
>tell them no cucumber and to add hot peppers
>check sub when I get home
>cucumber and no hot peppers
I bet they did it on purpose