hey anon why don't you ever leave your dorm room
>>29439616
>First year at university
>Get room 3 weeks later than everyone else
>To scared to meet new housemates (there are 6 others)
>Go three months without seeing them
>Leave room for lectures at weird times, so as to not run into them in hallway
>One firday night near christmas, ~1am
>Everyone has just got back from night out and are loud and drunk in kitchen
>Fire alarm goes off
>Shit
>Wait for them all to leave, then go outside
>Everyone in building is congregated outside
>Slip into crowd so they can't see me
>One of them points at me and shouts
>"Look it's mystery anon"
>Everyone looks at me, hear them talking to each other
>Don't know what to do, just smile and nod at him
>"Look everyone it's mystery anon!"
>Fire alarm stops
>Everyone is distracted by it
>Slip away
>Go to physics department and sit in bathroom that doesn't get locked
>Wait until 4am, so I know they have all gone to bed
Dropped out shortly after.I fucking hate myself
>first year at uni
>get paired with nu-male socialite english major
>i'm in engineering but i read as a hobby
>he's a total fraud and his favorite book is the hunger games
>his friends come and pre-drink wine in my room before going to parties while i browse /r9k/ and /lit/ and /sci/ with headphones on
>i drop out after one term
>>29439763
>"Look everyone it's mystery anon!"
I laugh because I relate.
>>29439616
because I don't live in a dorm room
living in a dorm is pathetic only poor people do that
