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Why don't you become a thug?
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Let's see the - most of you are depressed/angry/depressed-and-angry friendless virgin NEETs with no desire to live or motivation to do anything. Your lifes are worthless, you are a disappointment to everyone around you.

Why not turn that fucking thing around?
You're depressed, okay, just save up 20$ and buy a knife. It sounds plebian but it's a good feeling to buy a knife (or a gun if it's legal in your country) - every weapon in your hands gives you a psychological illusion of power, which is exactly what you need.

Next - this is the hardest part - get out of your house and have a few awkward conversations with people you're familiar with, but don't know (like, people you went to school with, you met at a concert etc.). All the chances are that you will mostly be met with mistrust and you'll sperg out, but don't worry, those people don't matter to you anyway.
The key is to find a guy who hasn't watched Fight Club and get him to watch it. Then, if he likes the movie, ask him to start your own fight club, to get a little feeling of fight.
Fights are seriously the best thing a robot can feel. The sensation of danger, of pain, anger, testosterone, adrenalin, who-knows-what-else-in-your-brain chemicals, and finally getting loose enough to beat the shit out of somebody - it's simply wonderful and gets you rid of anxiety/depression, even if only temporarily.

Next thing is to go to some gigs or events that aren't private, and just wait. Do not approach people like a maniac, that will usually make everyone think that you're a weirdo, but if you hang out long enough people will start remembering you and eventually someone will approach you and ask you who you are and where you're from and shit. From this point on just try to be nice as possible and objectively okay person. This will need a little bit of self-awareness but most of you are not total retards and learn from past mistakes, so I believe you won't be total outcasts.
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Next, when you get a group of people you know, invite them to hang out - and invite as much people as you can at once. This is a very crucial step - because robots usually suck at keeping a conversation with 2 or 3 people - but when you invite, like, 8 people out you can always stay aside, let everyone have fun - you will most likely be labeled as "the quiet guy" but that's not a bad thing at all, as you're not in primary school.

While you're hanging out with your group of people, make sure you don't let anyone give any shit to you. Be nice to everybody on default, but be harsh when someone annoys you - for example, doesn't want to pass give you the bottle (if you're all drinking from the same one), telling you to shut up, belittling you in subtle ways, or in any way not being nice to you - you can just tell them to be nice or fuck off. Most guy will just shut up and hold a grudge at this point, but you can easily remove them from your social circle, and other people will see that you don't tolerate assholeness and will subconsciously fear you. And even if the guy doesn't shut up, you can use your fighting experience and beat the shit out of him (most martial arts don't mean shit in street fight) or even pull a knife if you feel really angry. Pulling a knife is a more extreme method and should in most occasions be avoided.

Note:
Be ready to get in a fight with a bigger, stronger guy and get the shit beaten out of you. It actually isn't a big deal - just make sure you don't chicken out or you'll be labeled as a fake.
Eventually you will get a reputation of a dangerous guy, but if you're nice, your group of people will know that you're pleasant to be around.

In the meanwhile, get a qt gf and think about how all the things that you've done still don't make you less depressed. Enjoy the ride and an hero.
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Cause everybody here a cookie dough ass nigger who wouldn't kill a spider much less be about the life.
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That sounds way too complicated
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