Name everything god has cursed you with
>receding hairline
>skinnyfat flabby gut
>stretch marks everywhere
>pale as fuck skin
>unbearable stomach burning all day
>born into poor abusive family
>bags and dark circles under eyes
>twitchy social anxiety
>always feel cold and sweaty
>born in the middle of nowhere
What the fuck why me? Why is god targeting me like this?
>>24480604
Curses
>atopic dermatitis
>chicken pox scars on my forehead
>jew nose
>thick lips
>shit pecs and biceps insertion
>shit social skill
Goods
>somewhat rich
>7.5" dick
>blue eyes
>white
>good legs and ass
>intelligent (inb4 smart but lazy), actually won physics and math both school and regional competitions
>>24480604
Skinny fat is cute desu bakka
Goodies:
>6'1 (a curse at the same time)
>Considered funny by those I talk to
>Able to socialize better with grils than dudes
>Relatively wise
Curses:
>Curly as hell
>Lanky as fuck and being tall dosnt help
>Unmotivated to work even when I know that I must
>Insane ADHD
>Thick ass lips
>believing in a god
Curses
>Social anxiety
>depression
>alcoholism
>skinnyfat
>Shitty vision
>Nervous/jittery all the time
>Just smart enough to know how stupid I am
>Poor af
>Hair turning gray and wrinkles at age 28
>>24480604
>Goodies:
>Never met someone my age who's technically or conceptually as advanced as me in my field (art)
>Okay looking
>Good at creative original ideas
Curses:
>never had a gf at 20
>Think too much
>Avoidant personality
>frequent depression
>One moment extremely egocentric with delusions of grandeur the next thing I'm the lowest of the low completely depressed
>Very unhappy
Goodies:
>somewhat above average looks
>somewhat smart
>5'11ish
>asian
>i dress nicely
>slim
Curses:
>not smart enough to keep up with some friends
>eczema
>red cheeks
>no plans for the future
>4" penis
>>24481480
>Never met someone my age who's technically or conceptually as advanced as me in my field (art)
Daily remanider that non-STEM faggot should be shot on sight
>>24481521
When your in the 95th percentile at something you really don't have a choice but to do that.
>>24480604
>Name everything god has cursed you with
>>receding hairline
Sorry bro
>>skinnyfat flabby gut
Get your diet in check
>>stretch marks everywhere
Who cares youre a zebra if you work out youre a tiger
>>pale as fuck skin
Go tanning if youre bitching about it
>>unbearable stomach burning all day
See a doctor?
>>born into poor abusive family
Me too bro
>>bags and dark circles under eyes
Take care of yourself jesus fuck
>>twitchy social anxiety
Get on meds or work on it
>>always feel cold and sweaty
Is this from panic attacks? Wtf
>>born in the middle of nowhere
Idk what to tell you about this desu
>What the fuck why me? Why is god targeting me like this?
Youre just a pussy ass bitch op. I get that this is a meme and a pity party blah blah but wtf what is the point of life if you have nothing to work for honestly. You expect to just get all the things you want already? And is that the start of your "life"? That sounds fun alright i would want that too but for real working for it is quite fun desu once you get used to it
>>24480604
dark under eye circles are QT anon, just work with it
>>24480604
Good stuff:
>basically can eat everything I want without getting fat
>Somehow smart I guess
>Funny (based on what others said)
>Able to become pretty good friend with anyone (after some time)
Curses
>Sad 75% of time
>Big ears (And I fucking mean that shit)
>Dumb haircut coz of those fucking ears
>Dick is average, sometimes feel insecure coz of that
>Lazy as fuck
I could add more but I am too tired for that
>existence
/thread
>>24480604
>not being born poor and in a shit country so i could be more ambitious
having rich and rich swedish parents sucks when u dont have friends.
>manlet
Thats about it. Thanks god, you didnt even try, just fucked me up quick.
>>24480604
Curses
>Small dick
>manlet
>living in a shithole
>ugly af
>jew nose
>avoidant personality
>depression
>sick all the time
goods
>intelligent
>>24481619
I hate people like you. You think depression/anxiety is something we can just snap out of if we man up. Do you realize just how much you sound like a fucking tool? I have literally done everything you have suggested over the course of my life and it didn't do SHIT. Fuck you. I hope you burn alive in a car crash you piece of fucking monkey shit.
>5'1"
>pedophile
>social anxiety
>ugly as fuck
>horrible personality
>5'8
this is bullshit
>>24480604
>receding hairline
>bags and dark circles under eyes
>twitchy social anxiety
>always feel cold and sweaty
get your thyroid checked. also your diet is obviously shit.
>>>24481619
Oh please. I also suffer from depression and anxiety you fuck why do you think im on this board? Ive tried at least five different meds and took advantage of uni counselling to replace therapy cause i couldn't afford it. It only gets worse if i dont do anything so now i force myself to do something and you know what? It was super hard but This got my teeth whiter (from not brushing my teeth cos depression), my rooms cleaner(again depression), my parents are nicer to me cause they see im trying really hard, overall all aspects of my life is getting better and in turn this is giving me a sense of accomplishment and this really got my self esteem up.
Start working out. I know this is super meme but now i cant go back. The pump gets me higher than anything and i always think 'this is how normal happy people must feel all the time wow'.
I also used to spend time meditating everyday but no more cause i feel like i almost made it in terms of my emotions. I still stutter around hot chicks but i dont care anymore its part of me. (Effexor fixed this actually but quit cause my dick wouldnt get as hard).
I spent a lot of time crying and asking why me why me but we both know this....memeing on this board isnt gonna do fuck all. I like it here SOMETIMES when i need to know im not alone in feeling shitty.
>>24480604
Curses:
>literal mole tier vision. 11 dioptres each eye.
>fingernail sized acne scars all over back and chest
>pectum excavatum since i was little, recent operation so i have a cat mouth shaped scar in my chest
>literal 0 social skill
>literally unable to concentrate at all if i dont LOVE the subject
>hunchback runs in the family, already starting to grow
>shit hair
>keep thinking im the fucking best at everything so i cant improve at anything
>shit at pretty much anything
>blush too easily
>crippling social anxiety
>small dick
Goodies:
>optimistic, maybe too much
>"white". north spain-tier white
>i dont sleep too much
>quick learner
>relatively wealthy family
>i never ever get fat
>bretty smart
Meh:
>ok looking
>blue eyes
>i dont have creative ideas
>hikki neet weeb
>potbelly
>bad digestion
>baby cheeks
>poor parents
>red hair
>5.5 inches
>scoliosis
>pale skin
>born in new jersey
>curly hair that looks like shit
>godawful social skills
JUST
>>24480604
>manlet
>dicklet
>femenine face, yet very masculine voice and hairy
>widish hips
>poor, live in thirdworldia
>can no longer stand the presence of other humans in the same enviroment, anxiety getting worse, dread leaving the house
>dumb
> -6 p myopia
>flat feet
>fucking fordyce spots
>orange hair
>short-sightedness
>keratosis pilaris
>weird blotchy rash that appears on my hands in hot weather that stings
>pale skin that bruises and sunburns easily
>cant tan
>gerd
>teeth that get cavities easily despite daily brushing, mouthwash, flossing
>wide short feet with fat deformed toes
>bruxism
>social anxiety
>ocd
>depression
>insomnia
>poor memory
>any alcohol consumption makes me feel sick so i cant even drink the pain away
>a different way of thinking
>asthma
>allergies to almost everything
>shitty pale skin
>incredible introversion
>social awkwardness
>surrounded by redneck hick normies
i need to kill myself already
>>24482872
>5.5 inches
was your mother thumbellina
>1,92m
>relatively fit
>intelligent
>socially very capable
>friends
>art school, doing very well
>8/10 gf for a couple of years
>she is a 10/10 cook and has an awesome job with good money
>have a couple of chicks on the side
>browsing r9k
>mfw
>tfw my penis is too big for girls
>>24480604
goods
>Intelligent enough to get through college with decent grades
>Decent looking
>Tall
>Big cock
Curses
>Religtard family
>Immigrant to the US with no friends at all
>Too socially retarded to talk to people
>Drug addict
>Very bad anger management
>Bland personality
>No interesting hobbies or interests
>Very naive
>Keep befriending people who screw me over
>Criminal record
>bitch tits
>not white
>only 5' 9"
>easily unmotivated
>lack of aggression
>no talent in any particular areas, only slightly above average intellect
>extremely religious and poor family cockblocking me when I had a chance at normalfaggot lifeI still love them, and I feel like I've disappointed them all already. I would have killed myself if I didn't feel immense guilt at the thought of hurting them.
>>24483188
so choose boys
>short spic, 5' 5"
>hairy (had a mustache in elementary school)
>poor family, never had my own room, lived with other relatives for a good portion of my life
>slow metabolism
>heavy dandruff
>hunchback
>fucked teeth
Good is that id be 7/10 if I lost weight, got braces for teeth and back, got a haircut, and new clothes.
>aspergers syndrome
>big forehead
>swollen nose
>small squinty eyes
>bags under eyes
>vitiligo
>massive thighs
>5'10
>never gf
>>24483265
Way ahead of you senpai
>babby strength
>balding at 20 years of age
>asymmetrical face
>huge nose
>useless idiot
>pencil dick
>weird speech
>pretty bad skin
>broke
>circumcised
but at least I'm not a manlet r-right
Curses:
> Asperger's
> 5'10
> small dick
> anxiety
> lazy eye
> baby face
> hairless body
Blessings:
> good hair
> pretty eyes
> tan easily
>>24483359
do those things. Just do them. I'm not kidding.
>>24480604
>Back problems from enormous duck
>FeelsBadMan
Pros;
>Academically decent
>Artistic
>White
>Tall compared to avg. height
>Le funnies
>Not SJW
Cons;
>Mental disorders galore
>Terrible metabolism
>Lazy fat fuck in general
>Scoliosis (was treated)
>Poor family
>small penis
>ugly
>always looks fat even when i was FIT
>shy
i would name some mental ilness but im too poor to see a doctor
>oh right im poor
>in a third world shithole gringo wannabe
>cant fit in normieville
>perfect liar, normies doesnt notice all my failures
>cant lie to myself
i liek drawing at least, so thats what i do
