>be me
>tell really long story on 4chan about crazy 2 years of life
>begin to be normal
>remember the good ol days of insanity
>celebrate the return to madness
>begin new pissjug collection over the weekend
>made craigslist ad pretending to be a chad into blindfolding girls
>9/10 stacey stupidly agrees to be blindfolded from the time she enters my home until I am done with her
>she arrives
>tell her through the door to turn around
>she does
>blind fold her with cumrag
>anon whats that smell
>ignore her
>grab her hand
>she says she is excited
>i lead her to my neetnest full of drain flies, pissjugs and pizza boxes
>anon it kind of smells in here
>lie saying its my roommates room
>she has fetish for public sexxing
>tell her to lay down
>audible crunching of fast food wrappers
>treat her like a living doll and begin to remove clothes
>she just lets it happen
>slide off pj pants
>open her legs
>lube up with KY warming gel
>mercilessly slam my rod of punishment into her ham loaf
>she yells outloud saying it hurts
>fag laugh at her for being bred by a 5/10 neet who she thinks is a chad thundercock
>Don't Speak by No Doubt starts playing in my head
>Rigoriously pressing my girth into her stacy pucci
>she says its good but dont cum inside
>unleash the gates of hell
>a pyroclastic flow of dna explodes into her clambake
>balls slam against her wetness
>foam like frogspawn forming around her pucci
>she squirtles all over my neetcock
are you the one that impregnated or thought he impregnated the land lady?
ITT: things that never happened
At least it was kinda hot, I guess.
>>24480739
yes, i am considering emailing her to reconcile
>finish up
>she takes off the blindfold
>looks at me before she sees the room
>calls me a fucking liar and a pig
>ask her whats wrong
>she said i wasn't as attractive as I implied
>i said i am and that its a matter of opinion
>she feels between her legs and yells at me for cumming into her pucci
>tells me i am lucky she is on birth control
>say ok
>she asks why this room is so disgusting
>say its my roommates
>she rolls her eyes and gets dressed
>i stand there with a limp drippy cawk
>she walks out telling me to lose her number
>curl up into my filth hole and contemplate the choices i have made
>im ok with this
>>24480893
>decide to call dad today
>ask how mom died
>heart attack
>he is sending me $1000 western union to fly home for funeral
>depressed mammy is dead
>do the unthinkable and pour out one of my piss jugs into the toilet
>this ones for you mom
>its my life by bon jovi plays as I naked and sticky from awkward deception sex, run to computer to go to orbitz and order tickets
>get the genius idea to email landlady
>my lease is month to month
>what if I can con landlady into letting me live with her again
>perhaps birthing round 2 can occur
>ITS MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24481077
omfg please email her. do you have her number or pix
>>24481077
i might have pics of her
will look and report back
you should write erotic fiction for money, not for free.
>>24481105
ok i do have some pics of her
>>24481148
why/how
>>24481132
lmao sweet post pls
>>24481196
landlady pic i took
>>24481282
holy shit hot
more/nudes?
>>24480601
I wasnt here for the landlady story. Can someone update me?
>>24482313
you are in for a treat
go read part 1 first
>>24407123
>>24482936
thanks matey
>>24480601
ITS YOU. THE FUCKING LEGEND.
>>24483086
http://pastebin.com/hcrhhHeF
Full story here family
>>24480601
Glad you're back senpai
