>that moment in high school where you realized everyone around you was already having sex
>>29453680
>TFW someone told me if im going to the party at group leader anons house. say no, everyone got awkward including the anon, he still didn't invite me.
>>29453680
>used to work at fast food place
>almost all the staff is teenagers or mid 20s
>quit about 2 years later
>run into the manager, was a 27 yo bisexual guy
>start talking about the time we worked together and asked if all the people still worked there
>mfw he tells me that basically all the workers had at some point hooked up with each other
>walk around everywhere and realize everyone around you has had sex before
>see people holding hands or talking to eachother as they push a baby stroller
>all these people are able to maintain relationships with eachother
>this feels physically and mentally impossible for you
>the thought of someone being intimate with you and enjoying your company is something so alien yet everyone experiences it
>have never seen a vagina in person
>feel intimidated at the entirety of this thought
Does anyone else know this feel?
>>29454295
Yes, I have learned to accept it
>>29453680
That's the day I officially became a robot. That moment of clarity was a defining moment of my life and the moment I became disconnected with the world. It's like everyone was in on this huge fucking joke and I was left out.
>JR year
>only upper classman still taking the bus
>On stop near my development, former friend was behind bus with his then gf
>We make eye contact during stop
>Next stop, he Frenches his gf, while I pretended not to look
Never have I felt so small
>tfw you realize those two teenagers are not lying on the couch together under a blanket, but fucking furiously
Why does one classroom always have a couch in it anyways?
>>29453680
I didn't even realize this until college. People would bring up stories of them getting laid in high school and it completely blew my fucking mind.
>>29453680
>that moment when you realize you are in the <2% minority of your age group (20-25) due to your virginity & dismissed conscription service
>tfw according to statistics the said minority shrinks even more as the age group grows older
>>29455164
>tfw so old (30) you don't even remember the moment OP is talking about.
>>29455769
>30
>old
man you guys have such a fucking warped view of life.
>>29453680
>that moment in college when you realise that you're not a late bloomer and nothing about your social habits is magically going to change ever
>>29454295
I know it so well.I' can only be intimate with 2d,and sometimes I wonder if being into 2d is just a pathetic delusion.
>Tfw realizing everybody else in high school has been to a party or at least stayed at a friends house
>Tfw never did either entire high school career
Worst part is I had friends, plenty, I was even somewhat popular among my group, but nobody, NOBODY, ever invited me to anything. Sure, it's probably because I never let my broken home/personal life bleed throgh into school life, but still.
Would've felt nice to have someone say
>Hey Anon wanna hang out this weekend?
Talking women into sex seems so alien to me. It's like normies exchange sexual desires through telepathy and are automatically attracted to someone of similar vibrations.
I honestly wouldn't wanna know what to do even if a sicko gave me poison and told me he'd give me the antidote only after I've had unpaid sex with a girl and I only had 48 hours to live.
Anyone else feel this way?
>>29456674
I honestly wouldn't know*
kek, must be my r9k reee coming through
>>29456674
The secret is to not think about it too much, have low inhibitions and be appropriately subtle. Flirting is just the communication of desire via means other than words.
>>29456674
I don't understand how to approach women, I'd feel like I'm just disturbing them. I've watched male coworkers relentlessly try to get with a female coworker only for her to brush him off and secretly tell me he is annoying, then I'll see a different guy do the same shit and she'll eat it up. It's a total crap shoot.
>>29456733
>It's total attraction.
ftfy
>>29456674
"Talking women into sex....."
That's your problem.
You're supposed to make THEM feel worthy of your dick.
The moment that flips, it's over.
I've slept with somewhere between fifty and sixty.
Don't ever put them on a pedestal.
It's 50.000...1% man in control.
And 49.999...% woman in control.
Seriously, the moment that changes, she'll be leaving or cheating on your ass.
> pic related, the blonde is the newest
> I really hope I don't fuck it up lol
>>29456792
she looks like someone who will age horribly
> Be with a girl in class
> She's cute, polite.
> Think she's a virgin
> She posts a picture on her FB
> It's of her and some Chad
> Lying together in bed, holding each other.
>>29456674
You probably have autism m8.
>>29456857
> Think she's a virgin
They don't exist m8. Sorry. Every decent looking girl over the age of 16 has been fucked. I know a transfer student from the middle east who has a husband and kids back and she is fucking around with someone here.
>that moment after high school when you got over your delusions
>tfw you realize your "friends" have other friends, and that you're not their only friend like they are yours
>>29456873
>saying this on r9k
Are you sure?
>that moment when you realize that other people go to parties, hangs out with their friends, live their lives, be youthful and enjoy the times together, and you're at home playing video games
>tfw you thought everybody just stayed in their homes during weekends and holidays like you do
>>29453680
>and a while later,
>that GREAT moment you realized that 95% of them was actually only fantasizing
>5% of them just paid an old whore to get "initialized" own saggy penis
>>29458617
>"friends"
>s
>only friend
Make up your mind.
>>29458695
>that you're not their only friendS like they are yours
Does that sound correct to you? I'm one person.
>>29458773
>tfw you realize your "friends"...
>your friends
>your more than one friend
>only friend
>was always the plan B friend
>then the plan C friend
>now...
>>29458803
Yes, I'm their only friend like they are my only friends. As in friend to them individually and not as a group, for they are a group of people and not one person. I'm one person, the group is not.
their
[th air; unstressed th er]
pronoun
1.
a form of the possessive case of they used as an attributive adjective, before a noun:
their home; their rights as citizens; their departure for Rome.
2.
(used after an indefinite singular antecedent in place of the definite masculine form his or the definite feminine form her): Someone left their book on the table. Did everyone bring their lunch?
>>29458576
>tfw you hoped deep down for the concerning parts of your mindset to be delusion that you could eventually "get over" and be freed from, but they showed themselves to be grounded in reality more every day
I was constantly invited to parties and was friends with a Chad group and I STILL never got laid or had a gf or had a girl give me the time of day. What the fuck went wrong?
>>29454172
you missed out on living in a sitcom
>>29458842
You're literally retarded.
You implied that you're upset because your group of more than one friend, collectively, all has more friends than the 'only' friend you have.
You're literally saying that >1 = 1
The reason your life is shit is because you see things in this backwards ass way and make yourself a victim, you stated you had more than one friend and then went all boo-hoo and said you don't. Either cut the bullshit with us or with yourself, m7
>>29458857
What did you do at parties? I was always so uncomfortable so I'd be the drunk one that people made fun of until I stopped going entirely.
>"friends" discuss their zany weekend they had together, right in front of me
>I wasn't invited
>"friends" making plans for the weekend
>they don't invite me
>"friends" talking about fun thing they were doing during weekend
>ask why wasn't I invited
>"oh it was nothing special, you wouldn't had liked it anyway"
>>29453680
For me the moment hit in my last year. There was a girl that likes me but had always slept around with other people. I was never terribly interested in her so eh.
Anyway I hear a rumour that she had sex with some ugly fat guy from our year. And I just confront her about it. Ask her what she is doing, why and tell her to respect herself more.
She was pretty matter of fact about it and said something like "I know... At least he didn't take his shirt off"
>>29458878
No, what I'm saying that I thought I was a part of outcasts like me, and then it turned out that the group I was hanging out with had other people in their lives, and that we weren't as tight group as I originally thought.
It was the bitter realization that I was not special guy to them like they were to me.
Don't you fuck with me anon, I have a folder full of smug anime reaction pics and I'm not scared to use them.
>>29458938
Alright, that's a bit clearer, maybe I'm retarded, maybe you are, maybe we both are.we both are
>>29453680
>she gives everyone a hug
>except for you
>>29458958
aw i've been there. I remember one time when they were all hugging I decided I'd get my hug too. After the awkward side hug they gave me I heard them say I'm so weird.
>>29458882
Mostly just stood in the corner with my friend who was in a similar situation. We were both awkward fucks who got into the Chad group somehow. Every time I'd get stoned and about 75 percent of the time I smoked I'd just get lost in my head and sit in a chair or something not saying a word.
>tfw you see your "friend" joke around with your bullies
i got lucky. was pretty nerdy in highschool other than wrestling. Met a girl who played games and had a nice butt. Total anxiety nut case but we were smashing since freshmen year.
>>29453680
>be 15
>late to class
>go around the side of the building to avoid teachers
>turn corner and see two people in my year making out, boobs being squezed
>they start laughing about how they thought I was a teacher and then just went back to it
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>when you slowly began to detatch from all your friendship circles and became a quiet reserved individual who would only talk when asked a question in class
>>29453680
Edgy wojak much
>>29453680
>all your "friends" have left you behind
>you finally leave this world behind
>become pure energy
>>29459311
me desu
i went from being the ''funny kid'' and voted the funniest kid in the school in 8th grade to not saying a word in class in high school. people used to tell me i was too loud, so i started talking quieter, then people told me i was too quiet. now i'm just glad it's over.
>tfw you realise that you were not smart or intelligent in anyway, at best below average
>tfw you finally saw the lazy but smart meme for what it is
>tfw you were more of an acquaintance with others
>tfw the only friend you made was also just like you, and he spent all of his time playing video games
>tfw ywn go back to having comfy runescape sessions and mucking around in the wildy together
>tfw he dropped out and you were just left alone
>tfw you were surrounded by normalfags who hated you even when you never did anything against them
>tfw normalfags now invade the one place you could call home>tfw you still play runescape but your friend has dissapeared from the face of the earth
Yeah but muh time-preference
muh virginity and induced autism
muh 25-year-old imageboard fulltimer
ha ha :(
>>29458617
>meet up with friend after a long time
>think they stopped hanging out with all of their old friends by now
>find out they've actually all been visiting each other constantly and you were never even asked once before
I need some text to accompany this reaction image. It represents how I felt when I realised this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
Seems relevant to this thread.
>yfw
Our our faces i guess when
>we will never experience young love with a girl between 16-20 when they are in their prime
>and you being the same age and in a relationship with a girl that age
>you will never have a girl thinking of you and hoping you text her
>you will never have a girl obsessing over you
>you will never have a girl calling you "her crush"
>you will never make her smile thinking of you
>you will never have her in your arms cuddling as the snow falls or on a nice summernight
>you will never experience that sweet mutual love
>you will never make her friends jealous that she got you
>you will never have her make the moves and act really interested
>you will never get her without having to do any effort yourself
>you will never take her home to your family
>or take her on family gatherings
>your grandparents will never see you give them a great grandchild
>your parents too will never see you give them a grandchild
>you will however grow older and older
>friends or aquintances will get girlfriends, children, and so on
>you will have to settle for her when she is 30 + and have lived in the cock theme park
>fatter and looks faded
>never when you were young and things were qt and innocent
>this is the future that awaits us if we are "lucky"
Otherwise we will grow older and older.
Alone.
>Anon, how come I've never seen you with a girl ? You look so good and you are so young.
Every time i get these questions makes me even more depressed. PLEASE STOP LYING TO ME EVERY TIME
>>29456434
Trump will make anime real, don't worry
GAY
PENIS
IN
ANUS
>tfw you were 20 and saw all the girls as virgins while they were turbo sluts.
>>29460278
Better yet,
>anon are you gay? I've never seen you with any girls
>>29458885
ANON.
STOP.iktf way too well
>>29460128
anon please
mfw
>tfw you overheard the skanky school slut your friends warned you about was giving everyone blowjobs... but you were secretly infatuated with her
>>29459403
Hello tulpafriend, I can relate.
>>29453680
TFW you could've had sex with one of the whores at school but chad said she said his dick was small but he's bigger than you.
>>29456792
Average person, get off my forum, RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOO
>>29460128
Ha, fuck that! Prostitution is legal in my country, so I'll be fucking 19 year old high end escorts by the time I get a high paying job.
>>29458958
>>29459004
Why do chads and stacys and other low echelon normies hug?
You're just going to see them tomorrow, who cares.
>tfw in highschool me and my autistic m8s would give each roman handshakes
>>29461115
that's patrician af though
>that moment when you learned they were boning the girls you thought had a thing for you
>the moment when you realize that they've done so because they're slaves to them and will act however they want
>the moment you realize that their sex wasn't even that great, and some of them had to continuously introduce toys to make it good
>that moment when you get called a virgin by other virgins
>the moment after when the cute girls don't all mock you but instead talk with you more
>that moment when your friend becomes Stacey and acts like an empirical bitch and gets away with it by strawman arguments like with her orbiters
>the moment after when you make her BTFO by just dropping normal conversation and she literally spreads her legs/begs for your attention
>the moment even more after when you realize you're the one with the power
The game was rigged from the start, lads.
Don't take these things too personally all the time, sometimes you're better off.
>>29456434
Wonder no moreit is
Damn, haven't seen a feels thread like this since the reddit invasion
>>29460128
Well by the time I'm 30 and have a decent job I'll buy myself a fembot gf who will never age and will look and act exactly the way I want. And will take care of me while I'm sick or old
>>29460809
This happened to me but I didn't know she was skanky before that. Ruined my week to hear Stacy and her friends talk about how she got caught sucking dudes off again.
>when you realize that even when you get the opportunity to have sex, you have severe anxiety that makes your boner go away or not even come in the first place
all i've had was my dick sucked for about 2 minutes, then i went soft
thinking of giving up.
>>29456674
Read up on PUA material. Personally, it was a HUGE red pill.
>>29458695
Shut up idiot you get the point
>>29458885
I've never asked why I'm not invited..
I know my place man.. It's not that hard. You're not invited because you aren't wanted there.
Yeah sorry to break it to you but I lost my virginity my freshmen year in high school. Remember those 4 or 5 really hot girls that every guy in the school wanted to get with? yeah i said fuck that and went for the weridos. I fucked like 5 virgins and 2 not thoughtout high school because I lowered my standards.
>>29463531
>going for the weirdos
Anon this is not an achievement
>that moment in elementary school where you realized everyone around you was already having sex
i'm kidding. it was middle school.
>>29455791
there's no point in living past 65. I plan to off myself at that age. Even if things get better, i'll still off myself at 65
>>29456674
I know what you mean. It just seems totally unnatural to me. I can't even comprehend kissing someone.
>>29453680
Luckily enough all my classmates were nerds except for a couple normies.
During the first years I had some chad classmates, we got along pretty well but they all changed schools after a couple years as it was getting harder and harder.
I was some kind of alternative cool type but my shyness and crippling social anxiety made me become a weirdo during my last year.
However, I was struck with the feels when I found out the ugliest motherfucker in my former class now has a gf.
god it's strange how sex seems so alien to me, something so unattainable, but for most people, it's just a normal thing that they started doing back in high school
>>29454111
you didn't need an invitation retard you just had to say yes and go, see this is the kind of autism that drags you down.
>>29463802
How does it even happen? It's crazy how normies can just segue into sexual situations.
Us virgins truly are not meant for society.
>every Valentine's Day at school
>>29455798
Take this feel away
I don't want it
Being a virgin isn't so bad. You can still make yourself cum buckets with porn and toys. You'll have the last laugh when most of the non virgins are tired from wageslaving for their ungrateful family or broke from paying child support.
>"friends" make plans with each other right in front of you and not a single one of them even mentions inviting you
>>29458636
Haha. Holy fuck I understand this feel completely.
I had convinced myself that being a homebody was the norm and there was nothing wrong with me. How wrong I was. Lol.
;_;
>>29461722
To be honest I didn't really mind, it made me like her more... in a perverted way. Never did hook up with her though, for obvious reasons.
>>29456792
>I've slept with somewhere between fifty and sixty.
kek, negro pls
>In class
>The other day teacher did an anonymous survey about who in our class who drove after drinking
>23/24 people did indeed drive under the influence
>That means I was the ONLY person in the class who didn't drink and drive at the age of 18
>Stood up in class and shouted "I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU PEOPLE"!
>Take my bag and leave the classroom
>Left campus early that day and went to la casita for some Mexican food since it was the last class of the day anyway
Goddamn normies, your all lucky you didn't get yourselves killed.
>>29464034
>Every time i hear someone die in a car crash when DUI, i get this warm feeling in my stomach that another Chad shit bites the dust.
>Last week it was 2 chads, 2 stacies in BMW.
>>29455798
i am i special blommer, am i?
>>29464344
Yes you are anon, i am late bloomer myself 27 will bloom any time now just keep believing.
>>29463569
hey man, fucking werirdos while gaining experience and confidence is better than being a butthurt virgin in his twenties regretting NOT having sex in high school.
So yeah, it kind is an achievement compared to your nothing.
>that moment when you realized you were in the only person in your school with full Tier 3 in highschool
>>29453680
>mfw in junior/senior year of high school and freshmen constantly get in trouble for fucking in the school's stairwells and bathrooms
>mfw a fat rich Jewish kid in my grade that everyone hated had a threesome in his car in the school's parking lot with his best friend and an eighth grader while they were all on coke
>mfw I slept over at a senior friend's birthday party in sophomore year and later learn that two other seniors fucked on the couch in the same room everyone else was asleep in
It's not worth it, brobots. I could go on, but nearly everyone around me made sex look horrific.
Nah I knew a lot of people that weren't fucking. What's really weird though is that when we were in grade 12 some guy might've been fucking someone in grade 8 or 9.
>>29464905
when i was in 7th grade a girl in my class was fucking a 19 year old high school drop out i literally heard them doing it in the toilets at 7:30am before first class
>>29464388
>tfw you grew up in such a normie town that every girl in school was a stacy slut
t.the only virgin of the class of 2012
>>29453680
I would say about 75% of people have had sex at some point (lucked out) in high school, while only about 15% continued to get laid.
Grade 7 I had basically no friends
Grade 8-9 I had a decent group of get lunch with and talk at school
Grade 10 - 11 the above group basically stop talking to me and I make friends with the loser stoners
Grade 12 have like 2 classes second semester and made friends with some redneck and we'd get lunch sometimes
I've been asked a few times why I never go to parties (no invites you just go) and I just said I don't like drinking (which is true). The biggest reason I stopped talking to everyone is because if we were together and some girl had even the slightest interest in me I'd have to turn her down because I have a 3 inch dick. If I had an average sized dick I guarantee I wouldn't be the loser living with his parents with no job.
>>29464388
Can you normalfags just fuck off for good? Your kind are shitting up the board. Literally no woman would give me the time of day in school
>that moment in high school when you realized you were a part of the 2% of the school who had never even held a qts hand
>>29466428
Pretty sure the "normalfags" outnumber the robots at this point. so why do you fuck off if you don't like who is posting here at this point.
>That moment when you realized your lifelong friends weren't really your "friends" and pretty much dropped you because they wanted to elevate on the social ladder
>>29466576
Spoken like a true normie.
Infest a community with your cancer and then drive away the original users.
You people are no better than fucking vermin.
Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HJCYgDnfGY
>>29456633
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS ME WTF! take this feel away! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29456705
Perfectly explained.
The past is the past and can't be redone all that any of us can do now is fuck up the rest of our lives by thinking about it too much.
>Normie enough to get invited places by friends
>So much of a robot that I reject their offers because I hate leaving my house
>Normie enough to get girls' attention
>Still turn down girls because they don't meet my standards
Still a virgin, and I still got superior 2D waifus. It's weird walking the line between man and robot.
>>29467650
same here anon.
At least it was like this two years ago...
I started having sex with my bf when I was 13, we're still together.
>>29464388
i am 18 but ok friendo
>Be acquaintanced with girls and boys
>girls tell me what boys they have a crush on
>tell my bros that Stacey/Ashley/Sarah has a crush on them
>all of my bros get laid except for me
Not even homosexual. Just beta as fuck.
>>29461911
same thing happened here, went through this like 3 week processes of trying to fuck this girl, when we would dry hump. Then when I finally started getting serious, I got too nervous and went soft.
>>29458636
that face I did go out as a teen to smoke pot and drink
feels good man
just wish I got laid
>>29468792
>Non virgin
>Lost it at 13
Gobackto R E D D I T
>>29466576
This was our place and you pricks had to ruin it. It's not enough for you to shit on us IRL.
>>29466785
this
