post autistic things you do
> I watch videos about firefighters on youtube and imagine being one
That's cute OP. Maybe you should be a volunteer firefighter
>I fantasize about creating my own hacker squad like Anonymous, I even made a flag for us to use, and I lesson to music while looking at the flag, imagining a site just got taken down and the flag was all you could see with the music playing
>I talk to myself constantly
>I exclusively wear women's clothing around the house
>I identify as a woman, even though I know the transgender thing is a crock of shite.
>I live vicariously through women I meet and imagine I was them, I often picture myself waking up as them and living a happy life as a normal girl
>>24447321
will u be my boyfriend?
>>24447321
>read and watch about WW2 planes
>imagine I remove sovoks like Bubi
>feels cozy
>>24447417
wow robotfuck
>>24447321
I talk to myself pretty much 24/7, even while on the street. I have entire conversations, or I practice arguments.
It gets pretty tricky as I have to do it under my breath so that people don't think I'm crazy.
I'm a hardcore 'archiver'.
>Downloaded about 300+ lecture series
>Downloaded 10TB+ of BluRay rips
The thing is I barely watch anything, I'm just obsessed with collecting things and never g et the time to go through them. The only exception is:
>Download thousands of music videos and building a list of the best ones
>128 so far.
>>24447622
same but instead of lectures and blu-ray, i archive porn instead
I get drunk and stoned, blast some metal and imagine myself going super saiyan. I genuinely wish I was kidding.
I've made hundreds of wagekek threads.
>>24447622
>>24447671
Same, but mostly books on survival, and notes for music, and math books
>>24447321
When I was a kid I used to masturbate solely by fucking the bed, and when I'd do this I'd do it slowly and play out numerous GF fantasies in my head, some of which lasted nights and nights and became very intimate. I'd have a saviour complex in a lot of them where she'd be in danger, and obviously I'd swoop in, eliminate the danger, hold her in my arms till the tears stop, then take her inside to intimately fuck.
>>24447752
I've made numerous wagekek threads despite being a wagekek myself
>>24447321
I fantasize over men I want to become, right now it's Tony Stonem from the British TV show, Skins. I can spend hours looking at pictures of them, admiring their parts in shows and obsessing over stepping into their shoes.
>>24447622
I know that feeling, but my obsession is not that hard drive consuming. every time I see nice girl on internet I download pic and look for sauce. I never really browse those pictures again I just have them on my harddrive and that makes me happy.
I'm a bipolar NEET that lives with his parents. I spent the majority of my time on 4chan and lying in my bed fantasizing about being another person who might do something with his life. I look up volunteer stuff in another city where people don't know me but I still chicken out just on the website. I haven't been outside in 3 weeks and the highest mount of time I spent was 3 1/2 hours trying to talk to a social worker but storming out crying because she made me sad.
I'm pretty fucking autistic and I wish I would just die in my sleep.
>>24447321
>collect Mountain Dew bottles
>working on my fanon that's basically Nazi Arendelle vs. Communist Southern Isles
>do lewd Hunger Games RP on Omegle
>take every possible chance to dress like a fascist
>have my own Normiebook page based off my Arendelle fanon
>Randomly give skittles to girls in public
>>24447321
When I'm going to sleep I imagine having great power or ability and gaining respect of people who look down on me.
I got really good at guitar so I've actually finally made that dream a reality a few times, but only random strangers, never people who look down on me.
Also sometimes at work I daydream about going off on my boss and quitting in some alpha way, or having some witty comeback for the fat customers telling at me.
Like to imagine me being a giant woman.
>>24447417
dude, I'm being 100% honest with you, being transgender isnt a crock of shit, and it sounds like you are.
Its ok, man. Embrace it.
I read vanilla doujins and dont masturbate to watch people fall in love and have sex vicariously
>>24448214
Dude I'm being 100% with you. It is a HUGE crock of shit. Follow your dreams, whatever. I don't give a fuck what delusions you have as long as you don't expect me to play along. Most people are delusional anyways.
>>24448214
I know I'm transgender, I also know it's impossible for me, a man, to become a woman. Best I could do is alter my entire external appearance into a women, but I'll never have a vagina, never experience a period, never give birth. Never experience the transition into womanhood.
If you're transgender, and feel as though just looking like a girl is enough for you to feel and live as a girl, then by all means, good on you. But it's simply not enough for me.
I'm the person who does all the nude filter edits for anime girl pictures. proper body structure, coloring and shading are the easy parts. Imagining what their nipples would be like is always the tricky part.
>>24448261
Why the fuck would you want to give birth or have periods? Seems like a pain in the ass t b h
I draw fluffy abuse and post it on fluffybooru
I win this thread
>>24448315
It is a pain in the ass, but it's a major component of being a woman. You can't really be a woman without ovaries, bud.
I pretend I host a radio show in my shower
I like to imagine how things should've been. It's a fucking obsession
>>24448322
like this shit? fucking kek
I like to create anime stories(usually shonen or seinen) and imagine characters, abilities, the lore.
I do this because anime today is garbage. My dream is to bring animation to mainstream adult entertainment.
>>24448386
This.
I write my own Yuri Anime all the time.
It's become a obsession.
>>24447578
Damn, same here man. Except I keep it in my head most of the time. I remember a few years back I instinctively covered my mouth because I heard my voice speaking while I was talking to myself.
I watch GameGrumps.
>>24448322
>>24448380
same personin b4 photoshopped screenshot
>>24448513
Nobody really gives a fuck desu. It's a fucking anonymous board for a reason.
>>24448324
>Then you aren't a woman
>>24448527
>desu
>I typed 't b h' wtf
>>24448413
Teach me the yuri ways. Currently thinking up a sci-if anime that uses nano machines as the power system and I need enough variety to cover several galaxies
>>24447578
I do this as well, I honestly don't think it's anything that bad.
sometimes I like to pretend I'm a character in something and act out pieces walking down the road. That part is a little weird I will admit, but I kinda like it. It keeps my mind active at my boring as fuck desk job.
>>24448542
I've already established that, can you read??
>>24448513
ayy you got me faggot
>>24448589
You can't really teach it, I just read a autistic amount of Yuri Manga and watch a autistic amount of Yuri Anime. After years of doing this, I've sort of learned everything there is to learn about Yuri, all the archetypes, all the tropes, etc.
>>24447578
>>24448476
>>24448595
I've seen this so many times that I can't help but think it's just normal
I think it's only crazy if you talk to yourself and think you're going to get a response.
I kind of shake, lean forward and clasp my hands together when I'm imagining things. I've been caught doing it a few times and there's really no excuse I can think of.
I also broke into a friend's house (when I had friends) and stole all her underwear which I now wear when I masturbate. Corsets are really nice.
>>24448636
Ok well give me feedback on a grill I've been making. Crimson hair hot-blooded like ryuuko, but more bloodthirsty. Uses a nano machine type called the beast that focuses on body morphing; was thinking of having her use Pistons as her fighting style like big O
>I talk to myself
>Not just occasionally, I legitimately talk to an imaginary person I have created inside my head
>His name is Leo
>He is arrogant, rude and will never shut up
>He disappears on weekends when I don't have to talk to anyone else
Fucking end it already I hate him so fucking much
>>24448694
That seems pretty cool.
>>24448700
it's literally only going to get worse if you don't stop now
I randomly imitate sounds I hear, like when a train engine gets going, an automatic door opens or, say, the splash when you drop a cup of sour cream into a pot.
>>24448700
What does he tell you? It might not be an imiginary friend, but just a way for your subconscious to communicate to you.
>listen to electronic music and fantasize about being the person who made it
>collect horror movies, but only those I consider artful
it's a small collection
>aerate wine in my mouth like a retard all of the time when at home
>fantasise about being DIO and walk around the house like I'm walking around his mansion
>practice WRRYYYYYYing
>imagine getting into a fight with someone and being able to stop time and barrage punch them while shouting MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
>haven't read the manga
Pretend I'm a genius. Does this count?
>>24448931
Being a genius. Does this count?
Pretend I have friends
>I'm scared of the toilet, so I use jars and burn my feces in my parent's backyard
>I masturbate using fruit exclusively
>I use the mannerisms of a Victorian gentleman
>I can't eat legumes
>I created Pepe memes for a while and spread them throughout this site
>I even printed some out and had my mother professionally frame them so I could hang them in my bedroom
>I use a penis pump
>I got expelled from high school when I beat a kid with a truncheon I had in my backpack.
>He had called me a retarded faggot and he said that silk shirts were gay
>I can't go outside in the daylight
>I collect pennies. It doesn't matter if they're old, new, rare, or common, I want them. I have two barrels filled, and I'm working on a third.
>I drink cheap sherry.
>I prefer amputee porn
>>24449284
why the /pol/ logo, is there a version of this without it
>>24447830
I fucking knew it. Only someone who works could be as sadistic as you
Honestly, it's a tie between talking to myself and ironic memeing.
>>24447321
>talk to myself
>narrate my life out loud as if someones watching even though i'm alone
>constantly commentate over anything i'm watching to myself as if someone else is there
Reading all this stuff makes me find that I do many of these things as well. Misery loves company.
>>24448900I once went ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA on the punching bag at the gym when no one was there.
>>24448114
>>Randomly give skittles to girls in public
You are quite possibly the most foul thing ive ever read on this site, kill yourself posthaste
>>24448700
Use Leo as a means of becoming a NEET, then since you are a NEET now, you won't be talking to anyone anyday and Leo dissapears
I randomly start acting out generic fight scenes when I'm bored and no one is around. I must look so autistic
>get happy when I see (You)Please give me (You)s
>>24450082
(You)'re gay desu
that doesn't really sound autistic. how it would be autistic is if you have some weird obsession with firefighters like that crazy bitch from that Wrestler movie. Do you have posters on the wall? Figurines? How deep does this go? Maybe you just figured out your dream job. Being a hero seems rewarding.
>>24450227
(You) can have a (You) too
>when i sit down in a certain chair in my house, I sit Indian style in it and rock back and forth, also while rubbing the palms of my hands counter clockwise on the side of my thighs
>take baths every day, if I have to pee during it I just piss on myself and then splash the bath water on myself to clean it up
>used to have an obsessive thought where I would have to constantly mouth the phrase, "Satan sucks but God is awesome, not awful, so yeah," all the time
>When I'm home alone, I get my phone with earphones in and pace around a table in the kitchen, singing along to music. Always the same songs too.
>During this, I am paranoid that my parents will come home and see me so I constantly look through the peep hole in the garage door to make sure they are not home. Any noise I hear during this time makes me sprint to my room
Posted this before so no h8 robot gook please
>>24447321
pretend like I know everything and insult people when I'm not even trying to be insulting
Life as a self conscious Autist is hell
>i lurk 4chan
>watch anime
>>24448214
>Its ok, man. Embrace it.
JIDF please leave
>>24447622
Same but with music
I constantly fantasize about being a medieval knight and jousting
>>24447806
Same except I was raping them.
>>24448197
>tfw no giantess gf
bloox
im a furry
>>24447321
What's keeping you from becoming one?
>>24451463
you need a minimum of 3 year technical education before you can apply and then they hire 1 of 20
