Dumb shit you used to do when you were little thread
>Be 13
>learn what a .bat file is
>figure out that I can make windows open in an infinite loop
>write file
>send file to my friend over AIM
>tell him it's a movie
>after he reboots his computer, he tells me the movie didn't work
>send it again
>he gets pissed off
>he wants to see the movie
>send new file, tell him it's fixed
>format his hard-drive
>pissed off when he sees me at school
>ask if its because he didn't think the movie was good
>>29407545
>"H-hey Vlad.."
>'George, I am of swearings if you are tellingk me same joek again..'
>"Vlad..knock knock.."
>'Who is of beink there.'
>"WHO? NAH, IT'S HU! AND HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!"
>>29407604
hahaha, ya got me
apparently "hahaha" isn't original... who woulda guessed?
>First grade
>at the playground on a weekend with my best friend.
>see girl from our class there
>she brought a lunch box
>sandwich, a big box of nerds, chips and a grapefruit
>she walks away for a bit
>my friend proceeds to stomp on the food, squishing and ruining everything but the nerds
>I take the box and sprinkle it on top of the mess
>girl comes back, face turns red from crying so much
>feel terrible but no parent there to reprimand is
>now she's a drug addict, im to blame
>>29408077
>see trap thread
>"Why is she so perfect"
>try to post "That's a guy, isn't it"
>robot says it isn't original
>mfw
>be 14
>pro vbs scriptkiddy hacker
>at computer at school
>insert vbs into all users startup folder
>some kid logs in
>computer keeps spamming caps, scroll lock, and numlock on and off, keyboard disco lights
>old mechanical cd drive (not the thin laptop ones used a lot today) keeps opening and closing repeatedly
>Microsoft reader keeps saying "fuck fuck faggot cunt fuck" on repeat at max volume
>when IT guys went to type something it would spam "I love donkey balls"
They couldn't figure out how to fix it and got a new computer, it probally fucked something up while they were trying to fix it.
>>29407545
I got kicked out of a computer class at my school for doing that infinite window opening shit.
>>29408416
I get the feeling you're making shit up.
>>29408205
Kek I doubt it that shirt turned her into a drug addict but your friend sounds like one of those kids that just didn't give a fuck I loved having those types of frIends always looked up to those kids that just wanted to fuck with people and got more creative as they got older
>>29408467
I'm not, they never found out it was me. I'm not so sure sure about the end with the IT but I heard they had to get a new computer. The IT at my school was pretty dumb, they fucked up a lot. I logged on with someone else's account. The trick was you could make yourself a local admin by removing the Ethernet cable right as it was logging in.
