mine:
>cute 7~8
>introverted
>moderate weeb
>medium length brown hair
>bangs
>nice style
>nice feet
>perky tits big enough to cup
>>29405519
fucking disgusting and far away from perfect
>>29405579
I'm trying to be realistic
>8-10/10 white or asian
>khv
>never did drugs or drink alcohol
>5'1"
>slim with small boobs
>medium straight black hair
>reserved
>loyal
>wants to cuddle a lot
>some interest in common
>few friends
>good family values
>pretty face
>introverted
>conservative
>atheist
>long brunette or strawberry blonde hair
>doesn't use social media
>is passionate about an art form
>willing to experiment with psychedelics
that's pretty much it
>>29405519
That girl looks like my cousin. Shes in grade 11.
I'll do perfect guy
Blue eyes
Nice smile
Good jaw
No round faces
170cm-190cm
Accepts my sense of humor
Worships me
>>29405799
u gay or smthing, mah man?
>>29405828
Nope
Origiginalltt
>>29405519
>>29405646
>not 10/10
are you literally dumb? if she's the "perfect girl", she's a 10. people like different things, so how you rate a person depends.
Mutual attraction, care, and respect are what I would hope for.
But then again, I'm not particularly attractive or respectable. So my hopes aren't high.
>>29405938
subjectivity matters my friend
personally, i find stacys that are traditional "10/10"s to be much less attractive than a typical 7/10 girl
>>29405897
>>29405799
why do you have such high standards
be realistic
>>29405996
this pree much
also knowing where I lie on the scale, I probably can't get a 10/10
>>29405519
>chubby
>glasses
>doesn't like sex
>loves cuddling, talking
>reads everything
>likes to write and good at it
>likes cats
>maybe 23-25
>180-185cm
>short hair
>has a smoky voice
>acts distant and tough
>tomboyish
>comes off as a delinquent but actually kind sweet
>works as a mechanic and her second love is music
>loyal not just romantically but overall(but not to an unhealthy degree)
>loves me for me and vice versa
>playfully teases me over things
>dominant
>down to earth and not vapid
>>29405519
> 5~6 looks
>Skinny with decent hips and C cups
>Loyal
>Extremely affectionate
>Short
>Likes extreme metal
>Likes guns
>Finds me attractive
>Can balance me out and get me out of my thoughts
>Understanding
>Wise, but lets me be a retard sometimes
>Patient
>Doesn't bug me about stupid shit
>Gives me space to unwind after work
>Only asks me what's wrong once, then hugs me
>Doesn't need me to think for her
>Enjoys cooking and baking
>Plays pokemon and other videogames with me
>Good relationship with her father
>Not batshit crazy
>Has a sense of style, but is fine with me only wearing black
>Doesn't waste money on stupid or useless shit
>Enjoys spending time with me
>Honest
>Happy being with me
>Actually loves me for me
short blue hair
extremely intelligent
strong sense of justice and morality
passionate for art
kind
willingness to fight the forces of evil
magical powers & ability to transform
>qt
>long dark borwn / auburn hair
>sexually submissive
>b-c cup
>a year or two younger than me
>>29405519
>half white, half asian
>intro around everyone except me
>slight weeb but not much (just knows the popular ones)
>med-long hair
>5'0 -- 5'2
>well dressed
>small feet
>B Cup
>decent sense of humor
>glasses
>likes both dogs and cats
>reads a whole book least once a month
>not financially retarded
>willing to go do occasional outdoors activities
>kind hearted
>>29406326
I fit this until you said "not batshit crazy."
Every time. No one wants the crazy girls. Rip
>>29406804
I'll settle
>>29405599
>>29405579
I actually like his style... A lot. Not even trying to be realistic.
>>29406804
Well, how batshit crazy are you. Also, are you in the 541 area?
>>29405519
I don't have a perfect girl. There are so many women whom I could love in a way that they'd think they're my perfect girl.
I just want grills to like me and want to have casual fun with me. I need a better body god dammit
>female
>likes me
>is able to change to sustain the relationship
>she is funny and smart
>she isn't fat or she is trying to loose weight (really loosing)
>>29406020
I'm hot so fuck it
>kind of cute
>skinny
>loves video games
>mild weeb
>pref KV but kek doesn't exist
>sleepy all the time
>willing to dye their hair cute colors
>will eat my cooking
>would rather stay comfy inside than do anything
>likes to cuddle
>mentally ill
>will be mean to people with me
>won't mind if I steal and smell her clothes
TL;DR this thread is all "I want an 8/10 qt virgin whos also an introvert & doesn't cheat
>>29407249
Why would you want anything else?
>>29406326
Dude wtf nowhere near realistic grill
>>29407481
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this thread for describing your perfect girl? I'm well aware my perfect girl isn't realistic, but I'll still date and hope for the best.
There is no perfect, but here it goes:
>Short
>Listens to indie or punk
>Can teach me about things
>Dat azn
>Possibly has accent and kind of sucks at English
>Loves me for who I am
>Doesn't judge me on my past
>Is okay with me being kind of tall.
>Clingy! (texts all the time at least once a day)
>Into the arts, math, science, music, or something similar.
>Understands my mental illnesses flare up
>Is okay with me being unconfident sometimes because of my mental illnesses. Once we're together and serious, we'd be open about this.
>Nerd
>Entrepreneur
>Chubby, overweight, bigger, curvy, whatever. Pear would be nice.
>Supportive
>A bit shy and introverted to some degree.
>Smaller social media presence
>Likes cooking and likes when I cook good meals!
>Encourages me to do shit around the house like paint, make new furniature, build. Make the place a palace.
(Sighhhhhhhh)
Brittany Venti cute as fuck
>>29407189
I FIT ALL OF THESE
please let me be your gf
>>29408452
Will you add me on skype?
skype is either evilmastervyro or funwithdespair, both work
>>29408183
protip: It's Brittany Deer
I agree though; her voice and raccoon eyes are painfully endearing
>>29405519
epic win OP I cam shit and shat cum
>pretty face
>introverted
>conservative
>atheist
>is passionate about an art form
Sounds like you're looking for Stefan Molyneux
>>29405519
thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom
>>29405519
oh god all i have left to cum is bone marrow aaaah god no stop it hurts m bone marrow thx op 10/10
>>29405799
>blue eyes
ewwww
>>29405519
I'm watching this now with my family and my granpa is winning the cumbucket challenge thx op 10/10
>>29405519
thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11
>>29405519
I just shat my pants in class now i cant move or it will all squelch out and the girl near me is starting to notice the smell thanks op!
>>29405519
omg op i come so hard that I shot a whole in my wall. now my mom is angry and said i had a hug cock!
Mine
> Beautiful 8-10/10
> Long hair
> Average height
> Beautiful eyes
> Gamer
> Big boobs
> Wide hips
> Sexy legs
> Cooks
> Cleans
> Funny
> Smokes weed
> Kind-hearted
> Wants kids
> Chill
> Submissive
> Smart
> High libido
>>29408476
I'll add you right now, hold on
>>29405519
>5'6"-5'10"
>pale white skin
>slender/healthy female with child bearing hips
>natural pale blonde hair
>light green or blue eyes
>doesn't have any weird underdevloped facial stuff
>kind, loving, and submissive
>generally a traditionalist with a healthy fear of non-whites (minus East Asians)
>virgin when we meet
>wants to or is willing to pump out kids like a factory
>loyal
>B or C cup tits
>Wears cute sundresses and skirts in the summer when it's warm and doesn't wear booty shorts of pretends that leggings are pants
>Isn't career obsessed and wants to build a family
>isn't super prudish but doesn't think she's "kinky" or wants to do "kinky" stuff because women are often retarded when it comes to sex
That's about all I can think of.
>>29405519
>cute face
>slender body
>mature
>funn-has her own strong opinions regarding many subjects
>takes care of herself
>passionate about an artform
>preferably introverted
>talkative
>well-read
>smart
>black-haired, preferably long
>loyal
>must love dogs
>>29405519
>cute ~7/10 (Completely unrealistic, I'm a 3 at best)
>introverted, low self esteem so she doesn't realize she's too good for me (Impossible, attractive women can't be introverts)
>Preferably dark hair, maybe red head?
>Grey or hazel eyes
>KV would be nice but completely unrealistic and unnecessary (>inb4 "cuck", I am well aware)
>Small boobs, slim
>Common interests (autistic obsession with math/physics and GoT, likes animals, etc.)
>At least somewhat not normieish? Please. I can't connect to normies at all anymore
>Not an unloyal whore
(I know this one is nothing but a dream, see pic related)
I feel like an entitled autistic cunt for even typing this out, but there it is.
>>29408778
whats underdeveloped facial stuff?
>>29405519
My perfect girl is a giant killer robot devoid of emotion with a cock shaped like guts' dragonslayer sword that mercilessly kills human beings by raping them to death then slices their flesh into thin slices of meat and sells them for a high price on a different planet
>shes about to be 40 eventhough she looks better than most of the women half her age
>has a daughter
>likes her anus
>she thinks shes a sperg but infact shes just cute
comeeeeee ooonnn meet me already youll be bored once your daughter grows up and my dick is better than your rubber lovers
please?
Hey OP, you said perfect.
Non-physical
>passionate and highly educated about cars and/or math, very interested in firearms but is a beginner at them
>not a "nice girl"
>logical person with a penchant for mostly harmless mischief and pranks
>very introverted, cerebral, analytical
>speaks softly, almost never raises voice unless in a loud environment, even when laughing to tears she wouldn't have a loud laugh
>inherently a little submissive, normal-looking on the outside, blending in to be left in freedom when alone
>despite a flexible and relative moral center, deep loyalty and honesty can be earned
>looks up to me, needs me to feel safe
>solid sex drive, many kinks to have fun with
>no big need for traditions or remembering certain dates or whatever
>has a job that isn't bullshit
>does not want kids
>no pets but could potentially get something that requires little maintenance like befriending that one particular crow and chilling with it or letting it in the house once in a while
>similar media tastes for movies, music, games, animoo
>doesn't have many friends or insane super close ties to a huge family
>doesn't need to fill quiet time with meaningless conversations or even say hello if we had stuff to do
>sometimes we would have an intense, deep talk where mutual guts are spilled
>brutal honesty; would go both ways, even if we cut each other deep, we would understand each other and why we did it
Physical
>could be a woman or a guy, either way he/she would have to be very short and thin. Like 5ft tall and ~90lbs
>very feminine, dainty features preferred. If boy, a cute penis. If girl, small boobs with little pink nipples
>small mouth, delicate lips
>very little to no body hair
>blonde or redhead
>freckles appreciated
>dresses practically
>has pixie cut or other hairstyles that don't get in the way, we cut each others hair
mfw she's not real
