whats the most pathetic moment of your life?
in junior high I told lies about having friends outside school and a girlfriend. one day one of the normies told me in front of everyone that no one believed me.
Middle school wasn't too fun for me either, OP. I joined the football team in middle school, just to try to get friends and be popular. I have no idea why I joined, I barely knew the rules of football and was nonathletic as fuck. I was probably one of the worst on my team, as during most games I would just sit on the benches and not do anything, or when I actually played, I would either do literally nothing or do some dumb shit to humiliate myself in front of the crowd. That's not even scratching the surface of some of the bad things that happened to me during middle school.
>>29401865
>Be some age between 5-9
>Take football lessons to try and fit in with normies
>Don't even like sports
>Get put on team with people who are experienced
>Don't know shit about football
>Keep fucking up and accidentally breaking rules
>Alphas of the team keep yelling at me
>Eventually just slowly walk around at the back of the pitch and not get involved
>Never go back
Still makes me sad remembering it
>>29401611
i remember my friends in high school laughing at me because i never kissed a girl or had a gf before.
I was 15.
That was 9 years ago and nothing has changed.
If only they could see me now
>>29401611
>get a gf
>somewhat attractive, but only got with her because she was insanely insecure and thought my betaness was endearing
>do a lot of hands and mouth stuff together
>about to pop her cherry
>couldn't "get in position"
>couldn't stay hard either
felt even more pathetic than being KHV
bump
I feel like being sad and reading more pathetic moments in life
When I was 16 I'd dropped out of high school and did nothing but wank, sleep 12 hours a day and get angry at everything. It wasn't a moment but still.
>>29403312
fuck, tried to bump this thread literally a minute after you posted and didn't see you post before I bumped
but yeah, sorry, that is pretty pathetic
>>29403372
And to top it off, I could only feel myself getting hard when I was eating her out (but she didn't know that). Getting blown was really underwhelming for me, although she was the only gf I ever got and I'll never get one again.
>be me
>summer swim team ages 8-11
>drawer full of "good effort" ribbons
>age 12
>show up for practice
>swim a couple laps with everyone
>time to get out of the pool
>try
>can't
>too fat to lift fatbody out of water
>takes two coaches straining to get me out
>never went back again
>>29403312
what happened to her, anon?
>in middle school someone in my class called me out for having no friends
>I pointed to another kid and said they were my friend
>This kid said they weren't
>>29401611
That's what you get for telling lies you pathetic faggot. No one feels sorry for you. You shouldn't have lied in the first place. I knew a compulsive liar in high school and we could all see through his bullshit.
>>29403477
She had literal daddy issues and was really skinny, possibly had an eating disorder. I broke up with her because I couldn't stand her insecurity and also because I'm an autist who would rather be alone anyway. She didn't seem to mind that I failed to penetrate her because she wasn't planning on me fucking her, she was terrified of sex without a condor and I didn't have one
>>29403538
>sex without a condor
>>mfw
>>29401611
In 5th grade they came up with a song called "friendless anon" and sung it while hiking (aka i couldn't escape) on the school camping trip.
In 6th grade we had a fight over "synthetic oil". Apparently the other kids didn't think it was a thing so they made fun of me mercilessly until 9th grade when they realized it is a real thing.
I don't actually think I'm autistic, just smarter than most, and people bully me for being smart but awkward socially, mainly because I don't enjoy physical contact unless I'm attracted to a person or family. I can make eye contact fine.
>be only spic in all Asian HS
>have to take a second language course only Spanish and Chinese offered
>go for Chinese
>every single fucking kid already spoke some sort of Chinese
>teacher thinks she is being helpful
>Gets Stacey Nyugen to help me out with the pronunciation
>Stacey doesn't like it
>would rather be playing some chink card came with Chad Lee
>Anon why do I have to help you
>Anon you are an idiot
>why didn't you just go for Spanish
>why is Li laoshi making me do this
all I could fucking mustard was
y-you don't have to be here if you don't want to
In retrospect, I'm pretty sure she had a crush on me, and I must have hurt her feelings by completely blowing over them.
grills are such fucking bullies.
>>29403687
what makes you think she had a crush on you?
>>29403592
kek
>how am I even supposed to find one, let alone bring it back? don't be ridiculous, just lay down on the bed and relax. We can talk about pets later
>>29403756
Sometimes, from what I've heard, if a girl acts like a bitch to you, it means she likes you.
To be fair, I always thought it more applied to elementary school more than high school, but I dunno
>>29403687
>got bullied by a qt asian girl in high school
lucky motherfucker
Hmmm
not sure
i remember this
>Be 13
>get new bike for christmas
>showing off to some girl a bit older doing tricks/jumps ect
>My dad is leaving to go somewhere
>Shouts at me "don't do jumps on the bike you're fat and will fucking break it"
>Cringe for the rest of the week.
>>29403818
from what you described, it's safe to say she did not have a crush on you.
a girl will act like a bitch in a playful way to get attention, not wit seriousness or anger that's trying to get you away.
>>29403818
Only true if you weren't beta and curled into a ball whenever she acted like a bitch to you. It would be like banter except with sexual tension.
>>29403756
I caught her staring at me a few times
and she would sit behind me and just start humming some song.
later when she got a bf she would start making out with him as soon as she noticed I was around, which granted it wasn't often.
>>29403888
how do you know she wasnt making out with him the rest of the time
>>29403925
she was prob sucking his Dick to be honest fami
>Be in middle school
>Class trip to city pool
>Kid with down syndrome and his mom are there in the kiddie pool
>Know them both, downie kids moments and my mom are coworkers
>When the mom leaves, me and another classmate "befriend" downie kid, trick him into coming into the regular pool
>As soon as he steps over the rope, we pull him to the deep end
>He sinks like a fucking rock
>Swim away, forget about it
>Minutes pass
>Lifeguard blows whistle, everyone gets out of the pool
>Lifeguard goes into pool and returns with pale, lifeless body of downie kid
>Mother runs to him, drops to her knees, and let's out the most blood curdling scream I've ever heard to date
>Lifeguard preforms CPR
>After a few minutes, he looks at her and shakes his head
>She falls to the ground and flops around like a fish out of water, screaming and crying
>Ambulance comes
>Field trip is over
>Entire ride is silent
>Me and other kid never talk to each other again
>No one ever finds out
>Am now an alcoholic
>Do nothing but sleep, browse 4chan, eat, and drinkI'm sorry, Brian T.T
>>29403949
sounds like you deserve it fampai
>>29403925
I'm not that guy but girls would do this to me all the time in school too. I would just be walking through the halls and come around a corner when a couple would be there and start making out as soon as they saw me. They actually glanced at me and started kissing as if it were planned to make me jealous somehow. It was really weird cause it was always kids I didn't know, they didn't seem to be making out until I happened to be walking by, glancing at me suspiciously just before they start kissing, etc. Shit was legit just weird and it really seemed like they did on purpose for me to see them kiss.
I killed myself over a girl and now I haunt /r9k/ as a warning to all the failed normies here. Spooky.
>>29404080
>planned to make me jealous somehow
more likely they were reminding you why you should not be interested in them
>>29401611
>whats the most pathetic moment of your life?
i'm a normie on /r9k/
>>29404093
Spooked/10
Just remembered this story. Might not be as bad as some of yours, but still pretty bad
>several years ago, junior in high school
>at some school dance, didn't want to go, mom just made me go to try to make me more social
>mainly just sit by the side as I watch as my classmates have the time of their lives dancing
>random girl at dance sees me alone and starts talking to me
>get nervous around her, but she seems nice
>become friends with her, get her number somehow
>start texting a little bit, get excited, this is one of the closest experiences I've had with a girl
>2 weeks after we meet, finally grow some balls and tell her I like her
>tells me she likes me back
>am super excited at this point, first gf
>ask her if she wants to go on a date
>she says sure
>we agree to go on a date together and watch iron man 3
>on the day of the date, that morning I realize I haven't asked her address to pick her up for the date
>text her, asking for her address
>she didn't respond
>desperately send her a few more texts, she didn't respond
>went to see iron man 3 anyways, already bought tickets
>silently cried in theater
>the day after, she dumps me
She never told me if she ACTUALLY did have anything come up on the day of the date. I think she just dated me to tease me and hurt me.
To be honest, Iron Man 3 isn't even that bad of a movie like people say it is, but I can't stand watching that movie again because it reminds me of that heartbreaking day.
>>29404205
>To be honest, Iron Man 3 isn't even that bad of a movie like people say it is, but I can't stand watching that movie again because it reminds me of that heartbreaking day.
I laughed
sorry anon.
>>29404093
IM CRINE RIGHT NOW PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME GOSTS DONT REAL IM REALLY SCAIRED
>>29401611
>whats the most pathetic moment of your life?
When I believed people on 4chan were ironic and knew more than me.
>What is language barrier?
>>29404231
I'm going to fly into your computer tonight and mess up your desktop icons.
>>29403949
aw man it was funny until you mentioned his name. Then i could imagine his suffering and confusion in those last moments of his life.
>>29403687
let me guess
you're from silicon valley
>>29404295
NO PLISE
>>29404100
>more likely they were reminding you why you should not be interested in them
oh my I didn't mean to trigger anyone with my story.
as for my case I didn't give damn about her or him, but for arguments sake lets say I did, I wouldn't make it obvious, and the only way they would know is if they knew what I was up to i.e stalked me.
>>29401611
Too many pathetic moments to count
>>29403496
oof. come here bro.
>Be in 7th grade
>infatuated with this blonde girl
>we're good friends, skyping n shit
>I do anything she says basically
>she tells me to strip down to my underwear while wearing a blonde wig to a taylor swift song and grind up against my bed
>whynot.gif
>blast "speak now"
>forget that my parents are asleep and it's about 2 in the morning
>stripped down and singing along, girl is getting a kick out of it
>here parents' door open
>shit shit shit
>turn off computer monitor, girl can still get video feed though
>dad opens door
>i dont have time to take off wig or even cover myself with a blanket
>he sees me grinding up against by bedpost
>just says "you're fucking pathetic" and closes the door, also adds that I need to go to bed
>girl saw that
>hangs up skype call
:(
>>29404440
wtf are you talking about triggered, i'm just telling you what's more likely the case. girls don't want to make you feel bad when they aren't interested in you, they just want you to leave them alone (which is even more harsh imo)
>>29403677
You literally just described autism friend
>>29404545
Whats wrong with you? How did you think that would win her over?
>>29404667
I thought attention == winning her over =/
>>29404556
here is what I posted before:
>I caught her staring at me a few times
>she would sit behind me and just start humming some song.
>later when she got a bf she would start making out with him as soon as she noticed I was around, which granted it wasn't often.
perhaps you missed my post anon, read it and tell me if you don't think she might have had some sort of crush on me.
>>29404335
close
>>29404545
She was probably recording you to laugh at you with her roastie friends later
>>29404775
At least you know better now
Fuck where do I begin??
>be me
>maybe 16/17
>be at comic con
>it's hot and just so happens to be your birthday
>decide to get a Starbucks
>standing in line
>qt girl dressed like bunny girl standing in front of you
> muster courage to talk
>start to hit it off
>she says something to the effect of "maybe next year we can get a human centipede going on
>Enter Autistic mode
>say yeah with you right in front of me
>she gets quiet
>haha well I gotta go
>order a six dollar drink
>drink it by yourself
>meet up with friends
>they end up ditching you
>get picked up by your dad at 1 am
>try hard not to cry
>cry
>>29404857
LOL that's so fucking stupid, I love these kinds of stories
I mean what the fuck were you thinking
>>29404857
>>29404963
Honestly she sounds pretty autistic as well. Why would she mention a human centipede. That cant possibly end well
>>29404963
>>29405003
It was in context I don't remember what it was tho...
>>29405003
I assume she was just being le randum xDD
>>29404295
Dont you fucking joke about that shit famalam i will end you
>>29404556
anon pls respond to >>29404776
do you think she had a crush on me yes or no?
>>29405173
no, i think she thought you liked her and wanted you off her back
>7th grade
>get the idea that girls like seeing me in pain (sympathy points)
>get friends to chuck me down a grassy hill where some girls sit
>bowl into stacies and shit
>get scratched up and punched by them
>wonder why girls don't like me
I guess it was God all along who liked to see me in pain haha
>>29405256
That was probably natural selection
>>29401611
>first day of middle school/high school
>went to a school that had grades 7 to 12 all in one building
>brand new school and people 5 towns away from where I lived, it was a private school with uniforms
>first fucking day, the day you make first impressions
>leave my clothes out on the dining room table with my packed book the night before so I can be ready for the bus
>wake up in a hurry because I'm late
>get dressed quickly and run out to bus
>sit on bus
>something fucking smells like shit
>people start complaining it smells like shit
>wonder what it is
>it's me
>my cat pissed on my clothes during the night
>smell like cat piss all day
>girls in class move far away from me
>Stacy behind me gags and runs away from me
>guys laugh at me an tell me to kill myself
>I was the school loser before I even opened my mouth or walked in the building
Feeling bad feels rn tbqh
>>29403864
>don't do jumps on the bike you're fat and will fucking break it
I'm sorry but I fucking lost it
>ask girl out to a dance in middle school
>she actually fucking says yes
>get excited and start to talk about how much fun we're gonna have
>night of the dance
>doesn't dance with me
>tells me her feet hurt
>okay well lets get drinks
>get me one I'll be there soon anon
>buy two cans of soda and sit at a table
>spot her dancing with someone
>put two and two together
>try not to cry
>cry
>eventually principal comes to talk to me (ask if I was under the influence)
>didn't want to tell him I was stood up
>shake my head and tell him everything was alright
>>29405193
I don't know if you care what I think, but I will tell you anyways, I think she did have a crush on me, and probably still thought of me even after getting with the BF.
Falling victim to a phone scam, and losing 2400 dollars.
>>29404545
Are you Vietnamese?
>>29405523
That's what you get for trying
the lesson here is never try, because trying is the first step towards failure
Lied about having a girlfriend in high school. Nobody called me out on it but deep down I know they didn't believe me
>used to stay at friends house all the time
>he had an older sister
>one night I'm taking a piss and glance at their bathroom hamper
>spot a pastel piece of fabric
>pull it
>its a pair of her panties
>put them on
>boner intensifies
>put them back
>start searching through hamper whenever I'm there
>work up courage to sneak into their garage and look through dryer for freshly laundered panties
>overtime steal at least half of her panty wardrobe and at least one bra
>never got caught or raised suspicions
>>29404857
I thought of another juicy story that adds to my depression
>be me
>fairly recent, maybe a year ago tops
>work in a movie theatre
>meet a serious qt
>everything I look for
>dark hair, real light skin, bright blue eyes, short.
> instantly fall for her
> introduce myself
> we get pretty close, talk a lot
>I learn she was also diagnosed with MDD
>she ends up staying at a "recovery" center
(I've Been to one of these, it's a dolled up way to say mental home)
>I decide she can't isolate, so I invite her out, I have a whole night planned
>sit outside of the theatre we work at...
>she's an hour late...
>text her
>sorry anon I have to babysit
>oh ok
>go through the plan
>Eat dinner
>walk around the nearby outdoor mall
>ditched again
>call my mom and she picks me up at midnight
>>29405532
you realize you sound delusional, right?
>>29403312
Holy shit me too, I don't think you can get closer to losing your virginity but not, I'd rather be KV than have to endure this the suffering of knowing I came so close and blew it.
>>29401611
You guys may or may not remember me from the other bread, but I'm the anon who got borderline cuck'd. What with Chad using my belt to smack his Stacey, giving me his iPod and telling me to sit in the corner while he did his thing. There was more but I really cringe just thinking about it.
>>29405698
why would you want the clean ones? it's the dirty ones that have the good stuff.
>>29405779
Most of them were dirty though, nothing crusty or left on them though.Sometimes they really smelled ripe and of sweat. The bra smelled like sweat mixed with perfume
>>29405740
OP of >>29404205 here.
I know exactly how you feel.
>>29405576
go on let's hear it. But keep it short, 1000 characters or less.
>>29405756
if say so anon.
>>29405763
wuuuuuuuuuut link me
>>29405740
>>29405803
Fuck I forgot to put the best part
>the next day check snapchat
>video of her
>SMOKING WEED WITH THE GURLS XD
...
>at least she's not isolating I guess
>>29405256
God didn't get your friends to chuck you down that hill, you did. If you did what God wanted you to do, try to not sin, you probably would have had a better outcome.
>virgin loser
>meet a woman while working, we end up having a good time making jokes and laughing
>end up asking if she'd like to do something sometime
>she says yes
>we go out on two dates, I ask her if she would be interested in dating me, she says yes
>excited, my first gf
>go on several more dates, we kiss but that's it
>bring her to my best friends house for a couple meetup
>we go in the basement to watch a movie
>friends girlfriend ends up leaving early because her family needed her to do something
>we stay and watch the movie
>friend comes back down and sits next to my gf
>he starts talking to her
>think nothing of it, she's my gf, she won't be that easy
>he ends up rubbing her, they end up kissing and he fucks her right next to me
>I just sit there in silence and shake my head sometimes
>my friend looks up at me and smiles sometimes
>she moans loader than I've ever heard in any porno
>I just go home after 20 minutes of them fucking next to me and hold back tears and I've never cried in my life
>never talk to either one of them again
Chad wins guys. No reason for me to even bother. What hurt the most is that I grew up with this guy and he was my best friend since the second grade. I've got no chance in this world to be happy. If I try to be a happy normie, I get it robbed from me and destroyed. Still a virgin, just not kissless. I have no friends now and only had that one gf. How do people just do shit like that? Chad just can do whatever he wants.
>>29405492
Who leaves their clothes on the dining room table, especially with pets? Why not hang it up on a door on a hanger?
>>29406128
These weren't normal clothes, it was a uniform and leaving my clothes out was a habit I picked up from when I was elementary school when I parents had me leave my clothes out for the next day.
>>29406096
You're full of shit. Doesn't sound like a real story at all
The day my parents found out about my diaper fetish
>>29406173
>tfw people on /r9k/ don't believe me
Lowest point in my life
>>29401611
That's actually a pretty normal situation. It seemed like every dude in my middle school did that if they didn't have a girlfriend. Because you know if you don't have one you got bullied.
>>29405081
How can you kill a ghost?
>>29406096
some advice
in this scenario if it happens again you can take her from chad, if he starts making a move on her like he is hers get very irate and confrontational, points for getting aggressively violent in his face, then just do what he was gonna do or what you want to do to her and she will be all about it
this is more about dominance than it is anything else, she wants you to make her want you and since that guy showed you up she went with him... this kind of thing works both ways
>>29406173
It's real man, I was shocked, scared, and didn't know how to react in that situation. I mean, she chose to reciprocate his advances. What could I really do but watch and leave?
>>29406266
It won't be happening again, that's for sure. I'm not going to be trying to go after women an even if one offered herself to me, I wouldn't get involved. And even if I did, she's never leaving the house. Can't trust anyone.
>>29406171
ah, it just doesn't seem smart to leaves clothes out if you've got pets
>>29406349
It never was an issue before. Now I know.
>>29406224
maybe the fucking losers, when I was in middle/high school I never was an alpha chad but i was pretty popular, definately a normie. still browsed /r9k/ and /v/, tho. but everyone knew I didn't have a gf and nobody really gave a shit. except for the one theater girl i was friends with that had a crush on me. I guess the harassment for not having a gf only applies to losers
>>29406330
Your story's cliche as fuck, especially the part about the guy's girlfriend leaving before it happens.
Plus 20 minutes is an awfully long time to just watch them without you or them saying anything. You are full of shit
>>29406421
I didn't time the fucking thing, who knows how long I was there. Long enough to see it happening.
>>29406330
How the fuck do you not naturally lose your shit in that kind of situation? To be honest I don't know what kind of fucked up place you live in but that honestly just sounds surreal, like a really bad dream or something.
>>29406461
NYC man. Worst fucking place in the world.
>>29406501
Did you seriously not even confront the guy? Also was there any drugs involved?
>>29406455
and they didn't say a fucking thing? paid no attention to you whatsoever? sure thing
you didn't think of snapping a pic and sending it to his gf? perhaps murdering them and yourself?
you're just some summerfag looking for attention, fuck you
>>29406461
I didn't lose my shit like that because I always viewed women as someone I never could be with, like I was watching them through a screen and interacting with them like a tv show or video game. If that makes any sense. Maybe I'm fucked up.
>>29406544
No and no. My friend knew I was a loser with women. He had women since he was 15 an used to brag to me about it all the time. First time he ran to my house to show me his hands and have me smell them while they had pussy stink on them.
>>29406552
They didn't talk to me. They just whispered to each other and they just went at it. To be fair, im like a 5/10 and my friend is like an 8/10 an fit as fuck.
Also, I've been here since 2008 kiddo. And stop spouting the summerfag meme, moot explained that more people come during winter than summer. Fuck off. I have no reason to make up this story. I was an awkward beta loser and I still am. She was my first an only gf and I didn't know how to handle her and these new situations.
>>29406648
>meet woman while working, we end up having a good time making jokes and laughing
what a fucking story, is that really how you met her? doesn't sound made up at all
but you know what, let's say it isn't made up. If it isn't, then congrats, at least you've proven to yourself that you don't even have the testicular fortitude to defend what is supposed to be yours. In other words, nature never intended you to spread your genes.
Seriously, fuck you for not having done anything. I hate you for making these ridiculous, nightmarish kinds of stories reality. Kill yourself and this "friend" you had, only way to redeem yourself
>>29406765
I'm a funny beta faggot, what can I say. Chad wins out no matter what. I fell for the meme that I shouldn't force women to do something and that they are free to do what they want. She chose him over me. So I walked out. That's it. What the fuck would you guys have done? Yelled? And then walk out right?
>>29402703
>5-9
>experienced with football
Nobody is experienced with football at that age. You could have still learned.
>>29403312
>freshman year of college
>Halloween
>meet this hot European girl at a frat party
>take her back to my place after making out for awhile
>get her naked
>couldn't get hard because whiskey dick
>she fucking leaves
I wanted to die. The worst part is that's nowhere near my most cringeworthy moment. Today I went to the store to pick up some Italian dressing for my mom and saw a girl I crushed on in the 10th grade as I was walking in. I'm pretty sure she noticed me too because I swear she started walking faster. I pretended not to notice her and went down to another side of the store in an autistic panic before I eventually walked back to the right aisle.
I don't even want to share that story from the 10th grade.
>>29406832
First of all, it sounds like you didn't talk and didn't stand your ground at all, just let them chat away like nothing. If you had stood your ground at least a little, he wouldn't have made advances. If he still touched her, you should have been like "hey what the fuck do you think you're doing?" and gotten aggressive if he replied in a confident manner. Then if you're really a 5/10 and he was an 8, I would have broken things off the day after because dating an attractive girl would be too much pressure. The result is still the same, except dignity relatively intact
>>29406832
Fight the guy and yell at the slut like any normal person you pathetic literal cuck
You aren't right, you have something wrong, disgusting
>>29406832
Not the other guy but no, I would've fucking beat the shit out of him and taken what is mine since i'm not a beta faggot. if you seriously can't even keep your friend off your gf once his gf leaves the room you seriously need to reconsider everything about yourself
>>29407002
>>29407006
Why would I want to fight over a woman that doesn't want me? There'd be no point. I think the best thing to do would be to just leave.
>>29406998
At least you had an excuse for not getting hard. Me it was a mix of anxiety, low sex-drive/testosterone andpossibly faggotry
>>29407061
You are a disappointment to the human race
>>29403949
You did his mom a favor anon good job.
>>29407109
Whatever man, it doesn't matter anyway. This was 6 years ago and I'll always be a virgin loser. I'm too old and ugly to have a chance.
>>29407061
Again
>no testicular fortitude
women are attracted to looks, but it's also a lot about confidence.
But more importantly, if you had at least stood your ground to some degree, he could have left with her without humiliating you as hard as he did. But you didn't, because you have no dignity and you are the lowest of the low.
Apparently you worship women so much that you can't even get angry at them for humiliating you, disrespecting you and not having the decency to tell it like it is. You sound like some fucking SJW, typical of a goddamn New-yorker cuck
>>29403312
This happened to me TWO FUCKING TIMES AND MAKE IT 3 TOMORROW OR IF SHE EVEN FUCKING COMES AT ALL
>>29407247
What would be the point? She chose him over me, she wanted it. Why would I even try to stop it? Are you saying that I should have pulled her out of there and forced her to stay at home and control who she sees? I just left and accepted that women prefer a good looking guy over a normal guy every time.
>>29407184
You are doing it again, I'm telling you that to me you are the turd of the Earth, the most pathetic being to ever exist, but you do nothing you just sit there are accept it, at least other people in here, the most insecure board, call people faggots and cucks, and post their epic frog memes at them, but you can't even do that
There's something wrong with you and you won't do a thing about it
Repulsive
>>29407334
You don't listen at all. She wanted it BECAUSE YOU ACTED LIKE A PUSSY. Period.
If you stood your ground BEFORE they started flirting, there would have been no advances, and you could have broken up with her the next day with your dignity somewhat intact
When she first saw him, she might have thought of him as attractive, but it's only when they got talking and you didn't do shit that she started getting into his shit. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
I swear to god, I have a friend who's a diagnosed high-functioning autist and he has a better understanding of women than you do, for fuck's sake
>>29407433
Yeah okay. She was my first and most likely on gf. I learned my lesson very well.
>tfw you were on the football team in high-school and you bullied the fuck out of some autistic lanklet with a lisp that tried out and got cut because he was so clumsy
i'm sorry bro, if it makes you feel better i'm a robot too now
in b4 reee
>>29407474
>on
Only*
>>29406330
your gf was a huge exception, the vast majority of people would never do that (hence the "I don't believe you" replies)
there are many people in healthy trusting relationships
don't let one rotten apple keep you from ever eating again
>>29401611
Holding my door shut while my entire family screamed at me from outside because I refused to come out of my room and say hi to my grandma on memorial day
>>29407474
Not even a girlfriend if you only went on a date twice, just an attempt that failed miserably before it could turn into anything.
Judging from the way you think of women and handled that situation, that girl probably had more testosterone in her big toe than you did in your balls, so no point even thinking about future relationships. You are fundamentally beta
>>29407493
That was me. I am now a succesful businessman with over 6 grand a year
Hows robot life treating ya? :^}
>>29404379
>>29404545
Didn't happen.
Originally fake and gay.
>>29405256
God wants you to suffer. Lmao and it's for no reason too; for shits and giggles if anything.
>10
>Iphone 5 coming out and my mom gets it
>Sitting in parents bedroom waiting for us to watch a movie because its friday
>Parents go outside to smoke
>Sees my moms iphone and theres a password
>Sees camera icon and i swipe it up
>I pull down my pants and shows my penis taps shoot picture button rapidly af
>Spreads my asscheeks with one hand and start taping shoot button like crazy
>I was humming P!nk - So what
>Doesnt know it saves the pictures
>MFW
I feel so bad cause it happened last night
>be me
>friends are making fun of me cause im the only one who hasnt lost their virginity
>desperate af
>decides to text my ex girlfriend and my only girlfriend
>deleted her number out of rage at one point
>texts her friend that used to be my friend but we got into an argument and are no longer friends
>another story for another day
>ask ex friend for ex gf number
>ex friend ask ex gf for permission but she wants nothing to do with me anymore
>explain situation and asks ex friend to ask ex gf if she'll have pity sex with me
>both are disgusted with me and ex friend tells me off
>idgaf anymore
>unknown number texts me and tells me to leave them alone
>person offers to have sex with me if I leave them alone
>asks for pic
>mfw its a fucking tranny
>but its a girl trying to be a guy sp she still has vagina
>friends are egging me on and im too fucking desperate so ill take it
>go to address she sends me and she tells me she likes it up the butt
>asks me to record myself yelling "boi you like it up the butt" in front of her house
>do it and sends it to her as long as i get ass
>calls me and in the deepest voice ever i hear "congrats you played yourself you filthy fuck it was a prank"
>hangs up was probably someone that vaguely knows me and goes to my highschool
>tfw he has screenshots of our convo and a video of me making a fool of myself for trying to fuck a tranny
>will probably show everyone at school
I just want to kill myself at this point
>>29408261
>10
>iphone 5
That wasn't even 5 years ago. Get the fuck out of here, child.
>>29404857
That's alpha, not autistic.
>>29406096
This is a shill post right here, study it well.
These people don't want you to get better.
>>29406872
Anon, there are two-year-olds who are experienced at foot-ball. apparently normies ALL play sports. It's like an "art" to them.
>>29403949
ya did good
>>29407433
>it's his fault that women are naturally sluts
That's like getting your car stolen and being blamed for it because you parked on the street instead of in your driveway.
>>29403949
>Swim away, forget about it
hahahaha nigga what how the fuck do you forget about drowning a retard it's not like forgetting where you put your phone or something
>>29406096
This is the most cucked anyone has ever been in history
>>29403355
That's been my entire past decade
>>29404205
Iktf senpai, except it's22 jump street because I was a fucking retard and didn't know it was so fucking terrible of an idea
>>29409254
This. Most professionals start at a very young age.
Right now
Origami
I've had too many bad moments so I can't say what is "the most pathetic". Here are some:
First:
>be preteen
>can't make friends and tired of always being alone
>create an imaginary friend
>"talk" to friend at school by just staring into space and using inner monologue
>do this until age 14 or 15
Second:
>be 13
>summer
>time to change schools because middle school typically starts at age 13 in my country
>"new" school obviously has a different culture from the "old" one
>don't know much about middle school culture because no friends there or older siblings, also be perhaps slightly childish
>two weeks before school starts
>have to sit down at home with mother who tells me about the slang, the activities, acceptable conversation topics, etc.
(>mother knew some of this stuff pretty well because I have a cousin (a girl) who's one year older than me and who liked her at the time)
In elementary school, I was going to become
>that kid who always made up exaggerated stories about himself and his life
because other kids seemed to have it all. I'm glad I was too shy to do that, so at least I didn't make that mistake.
>>29401611
Angsty 2008 naruto phase.
Fuck i wanna forget about those days.
Honestly probably the worst in this entire bread.
>>29408261
You'd be 14 now since the Iphone came out in 2012.Get the fuck out before it's too late for you underage.
Most of these stories really aren't that bad. Why did this board become so dull? You nu-robots are practically normies.
Back then when I was in college, some girl with big hooters and a 9/10 face and booty showed interest in me. She was also really smart.
We had lots of fun together by going to the cinema or just walking through town, talking about stuff.
During these walks, she often tried to hint on how much she likes me, but I just brushed it off and played the clueless retard.
Weeks later, I started to ignore her. I dont even know why I did that. She became very sad, but I kept ignoring her.
That was 3 years ago. Since then, Im driving around in my car and checking the area of her hometown at least two times a week. Every single time I do this, I waste ~15$ worth of gas. When its dark / night, I even buy some food and camp populated areas in hope of seeing her, so I can follow her home.
I often daydream (while driving) how I randomly spot her, getting out of my car and approaching her. With tears in her eyes, she hugs me and I tell her how much I love her.
It seems that I just cant stop doing this.
Dear god, please kill me. Im just worthless piece of shit.
>>29414860
you have to realise that this won't happen, right? she will just be terrified and probably forgot about you long ago
>>29404093
this made me feel anon.
>tfw oneitis just isn't going away
i drunkenly broke down around her a million times in high school. fuck
>>29413256
Mena is that you?
Oregeno content quickness
>>29403864
>Shouts at me "don't do jumps on the bike you're fat and will fucking break it"
Was your dad an aussie?
>>29407474
I relate with you anon, I think it's our abundance of insecurities that hold us back. My chad friend would be flirty with this chick I was sort of with at the time while we were drunk. She seemed interested in him and it just made me think I wasn't good enough. Even when we were on the verge of being bf gf she started bringing him up like "hey anon we should make a group chat with chad". I just stopped talking to her because I didn't want to deal with that shit and get cucked.
>>29408378
Get the fuck out of here underage and take your fake story with you
>>29408378
Im happy with what is going to happen to you fucking normie
>>29401611
>the most pathetic moment of your life
>in junior high
You lucky, clueless bastard
>>29413010
I made that mistake and hated myself for years.
