>Go to the movie theater
>Waiting in line for snacks
>Guard in the watch tower shines his light over me
>go to catholic mass
>lining up to take communion
>group of people before me don't know to take off their shoes and jackets for the body scanner
>Filling out Job application
>work experience
>references
>>24428703
>Simply buy a Coca-Cola and move on
>Now at the gate to the theater itself
>A few people already against the wall, caught for having contraband
>Step up to the scanner, empty my pockets
>Suddenly hear "Stopp! Der Hund muss Sie schnuffeln"
>Freeze
>The handler and his dog start looking me over
>It starts biting near my pants zipper
>Shove against the wall and stripped
>Arrested for trying to bring my own non-theater secured pack of Twizzlers
>go to water park
>Waiting in line to enter
>Realize I forgot my fecal sample for testing
>be brown person
>call for an uber ride home from bar
>"sir you have been randomly selected for a TSA inspection"
Every time
>come out to dad as cybersexual sonichukin
>"Well whaddaya know, sonichuself, I'm a cybersexual, too!"
>we have cybersex
>halfway through he uses the wrong pronoun
>>24429169
you're gross, anon. just gross. no.
this thread is to meta for me
>>24429240
you're too gay for me.just kidding let's fuck
>>24428703
>manned watch tower in movie theater
Land of the free.
>go take a walk in the park
>sit on a bench
>some kid runs around
>parents jump in panic to take him away while the father throws angry glance at me
Is it me or is the pedo hysteria getting worse by the day? I semi-expect going in prison for not following normie protocol.
>>24429035
>at cinema in a crowded line
>accidentally knock against a security guard's rifle in the shuffle
>he glares at me and grabs his baton as I shit my pants
>>24429361
did he shove it up your ass because you've been a bad little boy?
