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You can only benefit from being present during a mass shooting
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Typically people would never want to be present during a mass shooting, but that's because they never realised how much it could actually help them.

So what could actually happen if you're there when someone starts shooting up the place?

1. You get shot. If you die, then that's good, you just die. However if you survive which is likely since most mass shooters have horrible aim and don't know how to finish a person off, prepare to get media coverage and rake in the donations if the shooting gets enough national coverage.

2. You run away like a pussy when you hear or see that a shooting is taking place, you get to survive but you will likely get no benefits at all, so there's no point.

3. You perform a heroic act. No, seriously. Remember this faggot in pic related? He verbally confronted Chris Harper-Mercer during the Oregon college shooting of last year, blocked a door to protect people and got shot several times but survived (remember, about half of all mass shooting victims tend to survive). He got media coverage and got rich as fuck due to donations. Just do ANYTHING instead of being a fucking pussy. If you die, then it's just as I said, it doesn't matter. You're already dead.

Now yes, the chance of being actually involved in a mass shooting is quite low, but if someone wanted to make another person rich for some reason, this kind of set-up could easily be arranged. Have a suicidal person obtain guns and shoot up a school and when he has killed ~10 people (enough to make the shooting nationally relevant), have the person who wants the benefits act in some form: confront the shooter while there are witnesses, get shot with a low caliber gun so you're practically guaranteed to survive, combine this with escorting people to safety but with having the guarantee that the shooter will not shoot you to kill.

Just think about it. If two robots were to do this, one of them would die but the other one could get hundreds of thousands of dollars with such an act.
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/over-270k-donated-online-for-texas-teen-shooting-survivor/

Seriously, it's all about the media coverage. This is a smaller incident, but I guess it still counts.

This bitch got $270000 in donations after her parents and siblings got killed in a shooting at her home. It might not really have been worth it since her parents died (and they're bringing the money in), but it's still over $270000. You can easily get far more than that if the incident is more well known. And if you're already 15, it matters less if your parents die if, say, you're 5 years younger.
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>>29400600
Actually he's over $800000 now and STILL getting more donations, holy shit.

And apparently he receives all of this money directly, what a lucky shit.
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FUCKING NORMIES DON'T IGNORE ME REEEEEE
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There are some injuries other than death that no amount of money can fix.
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>get shot with a low caliber gun so you're practically guaranteed to survive

That's not how it works man. Any bullet wound is only ever an inch or two from your spine or a major artery/organ. If you survive it's down to luck but even a 22. to a limb could easily bleed you out in minutes.
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>>29401192
Explain why so many mass shooting victims tend to survive then? Medical assistance typically gets to these places fast once it's safe for them to go in, chances are that if you get shot, you're going to be retrieved alive but with a low blood count.
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>>29401192
>bleed you out in minutes
ok a fuccboi might pass out but you're probably one of the rare retards of history who has the composition of a styrofoam cup.
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>>29401247
>>29401279
Being this underage, guns kill m8, smaller calliber bounces inside your ribcage or skull, yes you can survive if the faggot doesnt know what hes doing.

If you want to kill someone with a .22 you shot the head 2-3 times, fast and easy

>never realized r9k was full of super human bulletproof mutants
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