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I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A CUTE GIRL BEFORE DYING BUT THERE'S
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I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A CUTE GIRL BEFORE DYING BUT THERE'S NO MUCH TIME ANYMORE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
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>>24423457
Get an escort.
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>>24423522
I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT I DONT TRUST STREET ESCORTS AND I DONT HAVE RELIABLE ESCORT SITES FOR MY AREA
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>>24423548
Go somewhere where degenerates congregate, e.g., raves, clubs, parties, etc.

Read up on some pick up material, focus on not being weird, shitty, etc. Buy Kratom and some molly. Before you go out, make a tea out of the kratom, when you arrive at said rave, club, party, etc., take the molly.

Just go up to girls asking if they want to dance; if you get btfo, just go up to another girl -- keep doing this until you find one that reciprocates.

Kino escalate and gain compliance, she'll be grinding on your dick and you can spin her around after you aroused her and go for a make out.

I do this a lot and I've gotten a few lays. I fuck them in a tent if at a rave or I take them to a hotel room if I'm clubbing for the weekend.

All else fails, just get an escort.
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>>24423711
how into escort?
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>>24423711
>just get an escort
how? all the websites in my country are just shit
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>>24423747
Look up backpage.

>>24423828
Where are you from?
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>>24423711
kratom might give you an upset tummy, just pop a molly
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>>24423925
i am from fckin' italy
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>>24423984
I find that kratom gives me a social god mode, can't go wrong with it.
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>>24424047
Book a trip to Amsterdam. Are you rich at all?
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>>24423457
dont you will get lip herpes
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>>24424097
The kid is dying, anon, how much more damage would herpes do?
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I did it, worth the pain.
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>>24424077
I have money but I am also not good-looking
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>>24424643
He means that you go there to rent a hooker. Looks would not matter
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>>24423457
Why your clock is ticking?
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>>24424993
intestine cancer
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>>24424047

Mai andato in discoteca?
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>>24425044
Jesus, you serious?
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