You guys want to hear a story about a time I actually slept with a girl? And turned out to be one of the most horrifying events of my life, nearly turning me into a rapist?
>>29370837
>20 years old
>Work at a company that does events where we teach people how to make money
>My boss is a literal billionaire, pretty eccentric, and fun to hang around
>See one of the "students"
>QT, like 8/10
>Have my eye on here for the whole 3 day event
>Introduce myself to her on saturday
>And sunday try to make a move
>Talk to her a little bit, end up hanging out for a few hours
>She somehow gets a hold of an entire bottle of whisky and starts chugging straight from the bottle
>I take a few sips
>It's disgusting
>It's now like 3am
>She says she wants to make out in the public bathroom at the hotel we're in
>Theres a couch in the women's bathroom
>Begin to make out for about a half hour
>She asks if we can go up to my room
>Yes please
>>29371195
>We get to my room
>She immediately undresses
>I pull out a rubber
>We go at it for a bit
>Finish up
>OH SHIT! My flight is in 30 minutes to go back home
>Pack my shit and we share a taxi, I go to the air port she's in the car with me
>Before I get out of the car, one last make out session
>Get on the plane and think thats it
>Fast Forward to the next week
>A few people that work with me, saw us drinking, think it's cool
>Despite telling them multiple times that I truly am not a virgin, they think that this was my first time
>See my boss in the parking lot, he's on a phone call
>He sees me and smiles, hangs up phone and walks over to me
>Starts laughing about it and asking for details, but I won't give him anything specific
>Fast forward another month
>Get an Email from our company lawyer
>"Anon, please come to my office as soon as possible"
>>29371220
>Freak out, because I think I'm getting fired or something
>Drive 15 minutes to the office
>Lawyers won't let me in, they say they are still getting "prepared"
>FUCK
>I have to go to the human resources office to wait
>Ask human resources manager whats going on
>"Sorry Anon, I'm not allowed to say"
>Ask if I'm getting fired
>"Sorry Anon, I'm not allowed to say"
>Wait in Human Resources for 45 minutes in silence, trying to think about what could be happening
>Finally they escort me over to the lawyers office
>Paper spread all over their desk
>See one at the top of a stack, with the title highlighted
>"Sexual Assault, and sexual Battery"
>IM FUCKED
>>29371234
>They proceed to tell me that the girl I boinked is saying I raped her
>She targeted me because she thought she could get a lot of money out of my billionaire boss
>The lawyers need to know every detail
>Ask who initiated
>Ask exactly what was done
>Ask if it seemed like she enjoyed it or not
>Ask if we kept in contact
>Answer all questions to the best of my ability
>The company is based out of texas but the assault happened in California
>So all court proceedings will happen there
>They say they had to refund the $25,000 the student paid to be at the event, and I will have to come up with that lost money
>They are going to distance themselves from me, so that the company will not catch heat from a rape case
>Say that I should plea guilty so that I might be able to dodge prison time
>I will have to register as a sex offender for the rest of my life
>I will also have to pay her lawyer fees, and whatever money she is wanting
>I keep seeing my boss pacing outside of the lawyers glass door
>He's pissed
>>29371250
>Lawyers eventually call him to tell him to come in
>I'm nearly pissing myself at this point
>Boss asks for a run down of where we're at
>Asks for the file on the student
>"Anon, what were you thinking"
>S-sorry.
>"Anon, how old did she say she was?"
>27_>"27?? She wasn't 27, she was 17"
>I start thinking of what I should do
>Should I just run away, live as a homeless man
>I'm not going to jail for this
>Pretty sure I'll try to just try to fake my death and live as a new person
>I could also an hero
>I sit there for a minute thinking about this
>>29371265
Want to hear the conclusion??
>>29371293
Yes you autistic fuck
>>29371293
Yeah man, let's see how you're gonna meme us
>>29371360
>>29371339
Not meming. This is a real story that happened to me. Here it is.
>I look up at my boss
>See a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth
>Look at the lawyers, one of them starts to break
>I say "You guys are bullshitting me"
>They all erupt in laughter, red faces crying
>I run out of the lawyers office, a dozen people tackle me in laughter
>The entire company was in on it
>They had hidden cameras in the lawyers office
>Recorded the entire thing, every detail of my sex with the girl that night, while the entire company watched
>My boss is filming a pilot episode for a reality show on himself, and this prank landed him a show
>Best feeling in the world, going from the worst position I've ever been in, to absolute humor
>>29371265
For fuck sake idiot just post it obviously anyone reading wants the conclusion
>>29371407
Go fuck yourself faggot.
0/10 thread.
>>29371459
Thank you, I appreciate the kind words of affection to my life event
>>29371407
nice meme, not really a troll though since you put more time and effort into it than your audience
>>29371489
I'm not a troll though. This is a true story. This actually happened to me
>>29371956
If this shit's going to be on a reality show, you should be fine with giving us your name and your company's name.
>>29372020
It was for the pilot. The producer was orchestrating it all from a room nearby. My boss never ended up using that clip, because I think the lawyers somehow figured out there was something illegal about what they did.
