Is anyone else of the opinion that this is by far the most guaranteed way to die, like its the go to way for people who are done with life and aren't interested in cries for attention.
But I have a question for you guys, will my head fit underneath the front of the train which has that little guard? This is an important detail because it will decide what way to position myself.
>>29358141
Lie sideways on the track, get decapitated.
What a cunt thing to do. The driver or whatever might have to deal with emotional trauma and whoever might witness it or the it might fuck up the train schedule and people could be late, just fucking shoot yourself you utter cunt.
>a few months ago my mom is visiting me
>she is taking a train up to San Fran to meet a friend
>train stops because lady jumped in front to commit suicide.
>she gets run over and mauled, doesn't die right away
>she dies awake and fully aware of the pain she is in as she slowly bled out while people tried to get to her
>the train conductor has to live with that on his conscience the rest of his life
Do yourself and everyone else a favor and just pop some pills. Or even better, don't kill yourself.
>>29358141
It seems like an absolutely awful violent, painful way to go. Odds are you'll end up getting sucked up into the underworks with your lower half crushed as you rapidly bleed out of your severed abdomen. I'd advise something less brutal. Plus, think of the drivers. They're just blue-collar dudes driving lonely shifts, hours upon hours, and absolutely dread the suicidal guys. My grandfather worked for a coal company and knew all the train guys. The suicides haunt those poor bastards the most.
>>29358141
>that little guard
That little guard will smash you head like a watermelon, regardless of your head fitting under it.
>>29358200
less so than you might think
>>29358214
Suicidal people don't give a fuck if they scar a few normies for life. Hell if I was going to kill myself I want people to be messed up for life.
Fuck them.
>>29358223
Thanks, I do not have a good mental model for the goings on of things of such size
>>29358214
>go into harrowing details of how terribly painful it is
>end with the plea to refrain for the drivers sake
This is a common argument, you fucking normie. I don't give a shit about the conductor
>>29358228
>tfw wwill never be a train conductor ushering robots into the afterlife
You might not die depending on the train and your position. Vid related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2FJEtZMacA
>>29358228
why would you ever tell the passengers?
>yeah our train just ground a guy to bits lol, enjoy your ride!
sounds like a good way to start a panic
>>29358141
Just go kill yourself somewhere else. Fuckin make me late for my lectures.
Seriously think about whether this is really what you want to do or your best option. Suicide is virtually always a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>>29358423
>Suicide is virtually always a permanent solution to a temporary problem
Stop thinking in hugbox slogans. You don't know his situation.
>>29358320
only for idiots who cant deal with the fact people die everyday
>>29358423
you can show yourself out friendo
>>29358499
i'd imagine most people would be distressed by the train they were on killing someone
>>29358423
When is it not a permanent solution?
>>29358278
>>29358268
Edge lords spotted.
>>29358330
How? not everywhere has easily obtainable guns or lethal buildings you can fret about atop.
>Hanging/pills/wrists
Easily the most failure-prone and personally horrific ways to die
>OD
See above, plus drugs are expensive as fuck
A train is a giant, lethal machine that will end you almost instantly if done right. Besides, the suicidal are unlikely to care about some faggot after the fact
>>29358228
The Nursery rhymes are true then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1sxhf53eYM
>>29358268
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4SGDHfcZVOg
>>29358727
Oh god not these again
>>29358141
suicide by train is about as guaranteed as suicide by gun, skyscraper, noose, or poison, people are just too lazy and scared so they make up excuses about the other methods being "less viable."
>>29358524
>i'd imagine most people would be distressed by the train they were on killing someone
why though?
>>29358228
>mfw I'm the guy at the top of the image who prompted his bizarre tirade
I like being in screencaps.
>>29358141
This, or if you're American, attacking a cop. I would personally recommend the latter because it makes national news, ESPECIALLY if you're not white.
>>29358807
Sounded like the Dad was secretly glad, I laughed
>>29358836
Would you prefer the mickey mouse version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk12mwbd-Lk
>>29358904
if you're white the cop will just use nonlethal force
unless you use a gun or something
>>29358671
And I really don't care about some suicidal cunt that'll impede my day. Just fuckin go somewhere and die quietly.
>>29358953
If you don't care, then I suppose there is no problem here in the first place.
>>29358423
>mfw I sometimes feel suicidal due to having an uncurable condition that is making me blind.
>Know one day I'm probably going to be on the verge of hanging myself and if I ask for help I'm going to get this shitty answer.
>>29358228
This is one of the greatest things j have ever read.
>>29358904
American cops are scared shitless to use their guns. All that will happen is you get taken out back then they beat the shit out of you, followed by a felony sentence served out with a homosexual rapist as a bunkmate.
>>29358928
You have to have a knife in your hand. Go charging at the cop, screaming as loud as you can. If you shout Allah Ackbar! It'll definitely get them to shoot and kill you.
>>29358917
Wew that reaction image
>>29358991
Honestly I don't think there is an answer that would work, because the last thing a suicidal is gonna be doing is thinking correctly.
>>29359008
>American cops
>NOT wanting to murder you for the slightest provocation.
Uh huh.
>>29358991
What eye condition do you have? I have Keratoconus.
>>29359041
I actually live here. Crimes have soared precisely because of domestic terror groups like black lives matter, black Panthers, and other nigger activists. Cops don't want to risk a Lynch mob for doing what's required so they now just let the niggers run wild, only begrudgingly stopping them when the chaos starts spilling over into the white areas. Suicide by cop has always been a bad method, but not only will it net work now, it will backfire and make life much worse. Unless you get lucky and are shanked the first day you'll have a hard time finishing the job in prison. A big part of the punitive side of prison is preventing suicide. Staff won't let them take the easy way out. In America rehabilitation is not even a concern. Prison is entirely about getting revenge.
>>29358141
>This is an important detail because it will decide what way to position myself.
More like this is an important deRAIL.
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
>>29358214
>Or even better, don't kill yourself.
>better is an objectively measurable and absolutely defined value
>>29358310
What a dumbass.
I'd be afraid of some loose hanging piece of metal or some shit, you never know what it's really like under a train.
>>29358141
Don't fucking do this. I'm a first responder to "accidents" on the railroads and I've seen way too many people still alive and conscious when I arrive.
Stupid people who either just chop their legs and arms off or those who get thrown away by the impact. You find then many meters away from the tracks with completely broken bodies mangled beyond any help and recognition. I'd wish for them to die instantly but they can't. Instead they get fucking shot up with pain killers that doesn't even ease their pain anymore and artificially kept alive as long as possible. I can't imagine the soul crushing dread if they are able to muster a though while in that state...
Fuck dude just let them die most of their intestines are hanging out and their face is literally a fist sized 3 inch deep inward bulge.. Fuck
