Robots I have my first ever date coming up this weekend. I so fucking nervous cause I don't know what the fuck to do. Can we have a first date do's and don'ts thread?
Help me guys. Please
>>24394114
Accept that it's going to be a disaster and don't put pressure on yourself to make the girl like you. Focus more on trying to test out whether or not you can get along with this woman. She's testing you too, so tone down the aspie shit. Try to have a good time with her instead of putting the weight of your entire life on your shoulders and thinking that if this one doesn't love you or gets away that your life is ruined and you'll be laughed at on national TV.
OR
If she's a skank take a page out of Chad's playbook and get her drunk while telling her everything that she wants to hear and fuck her and leave.
>>24394114
Do: Be yourself
Dont: Be anything else
>>24394198
thats what they all say..
>>24394114
anyway OP is it with a guy or girl?
>>24394197
Okay, so if things go okay and I'll get to the end of the night and I don't even know how to fucking kiss. What the fuck am i supposed to do when the kiss goes fucking horribly
Why would you ask here? My advice is to go ask /adv/ they aren't nearly as fucked up and inexperienced.
>>24394253
Girl. A real qt that I work with.
Ask her about herself
Don't ask a lot of questions, go for an 80/20 information/question ratio
Pay for everything on first date
Make small jokes about yourself
Compliment her on her appearance when you first meet her, but don't do so a second time
>>24394275
Robots give the best advice. No bullshit. Straight to the point.
Do you have any specific questions?
>>24394114
>be ripped asf + tall + handsome + confident as hitler before shit hit the fan
>wear clothes that are tight to show off rippedness
>when picking her up drive in with your expensive lambo convertible.
>take her out to a fancy and expensive restaurant
>when it comes to paying bills make sure to pull out a thick asf loaded wallet and show off that gold member visa card
>take her home and crush some pussy
>>24394414
Is it okay to hold her hand when I walk her home?
>>24394299
>Pay for everything on first date
Why?
>>24394114
Smack her ass and whisper in her ear. Girls like that.
don't be a boring bitch and make her laugh
>>24394114
Have fun, be natural and don't be shy.
Don't say "haha dw im not gonna rape you or anything" even if it's true.
>>24394269
normie here. Don't kiss her on the first date damn it, wait a bit.
..by the way, did you meet her on Tinder/Okcupid? if not reeeeeeeee
Ask her what's her favorite anime.
Chad here
Lift your shirt to show her your sculpted abs. At the same time draw your pants down and give her a glimpse of the D. Then grab her by the hair and kiss her.
>>24394114
my most important thing i have to say is be patient anon. I have only been in one relationship that i was really happy in. All i did was be really patient with everything. Dont rush her emotionally if you are excited to be dating someone. It might be hard to take it slow but trust me anon its worth it in the long run.
>>24394308
>Robots give the best advice. No bullshit. Straight to the point.
This.
/adv/ is usually really shit at giving advice for some reason.
>>24394114
Talk about F-O-R-D and avoid R-A-P-E. If you do nothing else, don't reveal your true powerlevel just yet.
>>24396630
This is the most important step OP. If she has shit taste, or even worse, doesnt even watch anime, do a 360 towards the door and skate away(this is assuming you're wearing your heelies)
>>24394114
You actually managed to get a date, which means that you are most likely a top tier male in some aspect.
And we all know that girls will overlook even the most social retardness if you make up for it in another way.
>>24394114
Listen to her, and don't let there be awkward silences. Also pay for everything.
If there's a pause or break in conversation and your conversation is going well. Just look into her eyes WARMLY not fucking autismstare. Girls love that shit for some reason.
DON'T BREAK THE SILENCE YOU FOOL
>>24395635
Because contrary to what women say, what they really want is a successful man to leech off and serve.
>>24397596
>Also pay for everything.
You only pay when you are actually a thing.
Otherwise girls will use you for free stuff.
>>24394114
For fuck sake these threads are so god damn pointless. I can't for the fuck out of me, even talk to girls. All this is doing is polluting the traffic on this board. Fuck you OP.
>>24394198
Give me a source man
>>24397649
Be gone to your bucket, crab
>>24394114
If there's any moment of extended silence, take out your dick and just stare at her
>>24397649
Fuck you man. Do you know how long I was pacing back and forth trying to work up the courage to go ask her out? 15 goddamn minutes. Also there is a 99% chance that things will go horribly
Maintain eye contact when talking.
Don't be touchy feely.
>>24397656
That's Anikka Albrite's ass
I can recognise it anywhere t b h because she's the GOATest pornstar t b h
Go to /adv/ with normalfag questions like these.
>>24394198
mesmeriezing webm, anon
allmost lost myself in the rythmic tremor of her ass. Feels like I could get some prfound deeper knowledge of life watching this for an hour+
