any nightwalkers here?
please share your stories, i want to hear them.
I'll post my experience from tonight
>be fishtank guy
>the only thing that keeps me from killing myself is fish tanks and aquascaping
>gf killed herself years ago, romantic part of me died. Jerk off maybe once a week, have zero interest in anything sexual
>be heading down to the river tonight, gonna catch me some crayfish for my 10g for my hookah/liquor cabinet
>be wading in the cold water, wireless speaker on my bike is playing music
>hear some people coming
>never is a problem, they usually just ask me what I'm doing and why my bike has a motor on it
> they go up to my bike, I'm getting really nervous
>"AY BRUH THIS SHIT IS SAVAGE,MUSIC GAY AS FUCK THO WHAT YOU DOIN"
>tell them I'm catching crayfish and looking for plants
>come out of the water because they're looking at my speaker and I can tell they're trying to figure out how it could come out of the lockbox
>"we ain't gonna steal it or nothin faggot we just lookin"
>open the cooler,deposit my new crayfish friends and a couple water wysteria
>tell them to have a goodnight,I've got a lot of work to do
>they won't move off my fucking bike
>"lemme ride this shit bruh"
>tell him it's not a toy and I dont want him to get hurt
>"NIGGA JUST LEMME RIDE THIS SHIT FORREAL LIKE FIVE SECONDS MAN"
>His two friends start walking around the bike towards me
>put my hand on my revolver. Sweating bullets at this point
>this is where my story goes robot
>take a deep breath
>yell "GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BIKE RIGHT NOW. I ASKED FUCKING NICELY AND IM STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE THREATNED. GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY FUCKING BIKE OR I SWEAR TO CHRIST SOME SHIT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN GOD DAMMIT"
>top strap of holster comes off
>hand firmly grabbing my gun
>they give me this wide eyed look, onE of them kicks my bike, knocking it to the floor before running off
>killed both of my crayfish,all my gas poured out
>called the cops,filed a report but they said if there isn't any real damage that they can't do anything
>>24393318
Fucking niggers, man.
>>24393318
sorry about the niggers, anon
>>24393318
Sorry about those crayfish man, I have a similar hobby (basically yours but with reptiles :) ) and I'd be destroyed if something happened to my lizards.
>>24393318
this shit needs a comic
>>24393318
>you will never live in a homogeneous white nation
what stories? I walk around at night. that's it.
>>24393318
That wasn't robot, anon
That was standing your ground
Well done friend
>>24393318
wild story
>Walking a few nights ago
>Walking past the posh section of town to a little park where there is a bench
>Cop car passes me a few times on way there
>It pulls up when I'm on the bench
>Cop asks what I'm doing
>Says there were reports of a guy matching my description acting suspiciously outside houses.
>Keeps badgering me, like asking what I'm doing and if I'm sure I'm not up to anything.
>Goes away after a while and tells me if they receive any more reports I'll be arrested.
Little while later walk home without incident
>>24395132
>getting arrested for walking
must be freedomland
I'll do it when it starts to snow around here and can take some nice pictures
>>24392934
I'm going to go walk around the city in a minute. Probably going to pass by my oneitis house. I'm a creep.
I used to walk around my town at night, it's really small, like 5k people.
One time I was stopped by the police, they said they were looking for a suicidal kid that was wearing the same clothes as me who ran away from home that night.
That's basically all that ever happened to me, small towns dont have much to do at 2 AM.
>>24392934
>Senior Military college
>As cadets we have to escort people at night if they feel unsafe
>Take this girl from one hall on one side of campus to the other at 3am
>she has dark circles under her eyes
>says a dude is following her
>stupidbitchesthisisasafecampus.jpg
>We start walking
>Dude in hoodie standing behind building
>whatever
>keep walking
>he's suddenly behind a building we pass about .5 miles down the road
>he's breathing heavy, obviously ran to cut us off
>just stands
>does the same thing another .5 miles down the road
>this is her dorm
>let her in
>ensure door locks behind her
>guy is gone
Would have been scarier if he wasn't 5'6 and fat.
>>24393318
This is why we need guns. As long as there are niggers, there will be guns.
>>24393318
Fug man. Why didnt you fire a warning?
>>24393318
fucking dindus literally ruin society
story most anons already heard
>take night walk
>burglery happened nearby
>zerg rushed by piggies
>get brutalized and suffer backpain for 5 months and develope an alcohol
>normie pigwhores laugh as they take photos of me "just in case"
yeah keep laughing whores :)
I've witnessed 3 murders by a hobo.
>>24395535
>makes post like this
>doesn't post story
>>24395174
UK actually.
Guess I just experienced a shitty cop
>>24395558
Mike ( made up name for our hobo friend ) lives innawoods and is a known scavenger.
6 years ago walking home from work at 11pm I heard screaming from behind me.
Trotting through trees to find mike strangling an unknown person, I'm standing at least 100 away.
10 minutes later he drags two more bodies and I get the fuck out.
Mike is still seen begging today.
>>24395682
if you actually saw him in the act, you should've done the noble thing and killed him, or at least gone to the cops and given them the details
>>24393318
This was actually a really good story. Vivid, and visual. Props for not letting your bike get stolen. Also good thinking with the gun.
My walks are textbook uneventful. I have this 7k circuit that takes me between 60 and 80 minutes that I walk everyday. On the plus side, it's a really good way to digest new albums all at once. On the downside, I'm a boring person and I don't want to stray out of my nice neighborhood.
>>24395702
2 weeks after mike moved camp I stickpoked around for homicide evidence. Literally nothing in a mile radius.
Besides fuck cops, I'm not being a witness to anything only to be suspect #1.
