21+ virgins only thread
Appreciates report in!
Level 22 here, I wish i had a wraith mentor
What is a meme sofa?
All right, little apprentice.
35 years old and wizard, speaking.
Do you want to live a miserable, nasty life? Cast off, unwanted? Rejected in that monstrous, radical sense that very few humans are rejected? To never experience even a hint of sexual affection before you die?
Fine. I'll teach you to see flesh with a god's eyes. And trust me, none of this magic is nice or happy. It is blood-soaked. It is ugly. It is the blackest of black. It is despair, it is hurt, it is sadness.
Want to walk this path? Well, I guess if you're walking it, you have little choice in the matter. No one chooses what is worse.
So come and learn from me.
But if you even think of crossing me, I'll eat your fucking soul.
20 here
LET ME IN
I'm thinking of just getting a prostitute at this point 26
>>24391310
master, what shall i call you?
29
It will never happen.
I turn 21 in about half an hour. About to join this prestigious guild.
Who /November 20th/ here
22 here.
I often escape through the land of imagination. Sometimes it feels like I am in contact with entities, for some reason they are usually demonic.
It's as if channeling my version of Hell is comforting in a way. Maybe to provide the illusion of overcoming sorrow and all those negative feelings by proving to myself that I can shoulder the horror.
A recent example, my waifu revealed herself to be a succubus so I immediately cut contact after it became clearer to me that it was only out to collect energy from me.
Sometimes the imaginary is haunting but I feel like it's worth it. I may be grasping at nothing here but it feels like I'm on the verge of unlocking some sort of latent power that will allow me to finally block out and hurdle straight over obstacles in my life.
I know this is pretty aimless but I just wanted to express how I pass the time and attempt to escape myself and my problems.
I wonder if any of you have similar experiences or input?
>>24389762
22 year old virgin here.
It's weird. Normies often wonder how someone can be my age and not have sex. For some of us it just doesn't happen.
And you know what? I feel like even if I was in a situation where I could have sex, I almost wouldn't even be able to do it, like I would chicken out and get scared.
>>24391979
How do you do that? Manifest visions I mean. Do you fast and stuff? Please tell me great medicine man. How do we escape the clean-face normies driving us from our ancestral lands/mom's basement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2GnH3-AoNg
>>24392116
It's natural to me. I guess the desire to escape plus isolation drives me to try and create an illusion and scenario where I'm in contact with someone else. The thing is I'll feel like some characters in there strangers that have answers. I mean, imagine speaking to whatever it is and hear what they have to say.
I am no great man. I don't do anything special, like fasting. In fact I eat horribly. I'm very much a manchild. There is no escape.
25
I never wanted to be a wizard but it doesn't look like I have a choice now
>>24389762
47 here. I don't think anyone here is really on my level. I haven't even had the balls to buy a slut.
I left the club at 22.
Pay to win, and since then, never had it again.
Turning 24 in a few weeks
>>24389762
21. what's up.
9 more years and my disinterest in shallow women grow by the day. I might make it to 30.
Level 28. Rejected sex in the past since the only girls I get to that point are nasty trash.
Only girl I ever loved lived half the country away.
Level 38 wizard here, although I learned the schizoid skill early on.
>>24391310
>Do you want to live a miserable, nasty life?
Life is not miserable alone, life is bliss and happiness alone.
>To never experience even a hint of sexual affection before you die?
That is a good thing, all your time, energy, money? Would it not better spent on yourself, rather than some woman who will leave you or may not even join you?
>It is despair, it is hurt, it is sadness.
It's the exact opposite of all of that.
22 reporting.
Does anyone else have a completely made up imaginary gf here? I cuddle and talk with her every night only to wake up the next day and get reminded I was talking to a pillow.
>>24392593
take your pills
Level 23. Tulpamancer. Been doing it since Level 15.
>>24389762
22 near 23, made the decision to delete my online dating accounts and never return. As the saying goes, 'don't step into the same river twice.'
What should I expect of a life that deviates from the normalfag path?
>>24392593
I used to until I realized that she was a succubus. I thought I was in love but then I realized that their black magic involves using that tiny bit of love to bring about malady. Do whatever you want but personally they never made anything better in the long run.
Sup guys? I feel genuinely sad reading all this. I recently turned 21, but lost my v card about 2 years ago. If i knew you in real life, i would get one of my hot fuckbuddies to give you guys a pityfuck.
>>24392593
Forgot to reply, I'm >>24392623
And yes, I have an imaginary gf. She gained autonomy. I also learned how to induce skin hallucinations, enabling vivid cuddles.
>>24392676
>pityfuck
I'll keep my pride and waifu, thank you.
Also, you do not belong here, normie.
>>24391310
Please, teach me master. I want to cast some spells
>29 kv
my powers are growing stronger every day, i can feel it coursing through my veins. soon. very soon.
26 reporting in, tfw i will never have a bf
Can ant wizard cast a lucky spell
>>24391979
Level 22 /x/ phile here.
Everything is part of your consciousness. There is no such thing as fiction, everything perceived is reality, because reality is perception. You imagine speaking to demons? Well, you have.
>>24392819
24 and iktf.
I don't think I can cope much longer.
21 here, I maxed schizoid early on to prevent xp drain so it should be a safe path to level 30.
>>24392848
Someone has read schopenhauer
>>24392835
if dubs you won't become a wizard
check it
24 kv NEET here. I feel like checking out early, not because I'm lonely but because I don't want to deal with the real world and I barely derive pleasure from anything.
>>24392448
29 here.
I will probably reach your level, wether I want to or not. Unless I just end it, I guess.
Anyone level 25 or lower: Please turn back while you still can. This is no way to exist.
>>24392983
i have some good news for you
it's only going to get worse until you become numb to everything
>>24391588
Lord Vampere Sanguinis, my son
40
I don't hate women or feminists. I'm not a red Pill fag, MRA or /pol/tard. I don't need to blame others for my own inadequacies.
Serious advice.
If you're thinking of checking out early, go see a doctor first.
>>24391690
If you're still here, happy birthday anon!
>>24392998
>Anyone level 25 or lower: Please turn back while you still can. This is no way to exist.
I am in too deep, anon. I can't. I don't want to, either.
>>24393158
My last psychiatrist was very ineffective when I had schizophrenic symptoms. On the fourth meeting we still discussed myself. I didn't even get a standardized personality test. I took things into my own hands and contained my schizophrenia... by making it work as my tulpa.
>>24393158
I'm already on anti-depressants, I don't know what else the doctor can do for me.
>>24393001
I'm basically there already. I don't want a girlfriend, I don't want affection, I hate being awake, the only time I feel something is when I eat. I haven't jerked off in a week and I'm kind of okay with that.
23 here.
Seeing all the older people posting is crushing my soul because i know i'm probably going to be in the same position.
>>24389762
i just turned 20 like 5 minutes ago, i hope im not i here next year.
>>24392448
>>24392576
I refuse to believe virgins this old take their fate this lightly. I need some proof of this not being ironic shitposts.
This is coming from a 21 khv btw
>>24393317
There's lots of hermits in the world anon. Its entirely possible, especially on this site.
Is 21 the new 30? So I am a wizard already?
Where do I get my shapeshifting magics?
>>24389762
I'm a fallen wizard. My win streak was 32 levels.
To be honest I'm glad I waited that long. Normies will never understand why anyone would wait that long. They think you need to lose you virginity at 14 and fuck 3 new people every week.
Fuck that senpai. If I had to do life all over again I would earn my wizard badge a second time. It always felt right to me.
>>24393360
What did it feel like after waiting so long? Was it what the hype made it?
>>24393335
Sure, anything is possible. I just need some proof this time because I get the feeling we are being rused.
If they are truly this much of a hermit, then why are they on 4chan instead of painting their new LOTR figure?
>>24393360
Woah, 32 and still a weeb? Life got you good son. Or should I say dad ;)
Was a level 23 wizard.
Then I dual-classed into cleric.
>>24393377
>;)
gb back to reddit
>>24393396
>not spotting irony
Found the redditor!
Lvl 23 here. My dick doesn't work anymore so I'm doomed
>>24393435
what the hell do you mean your dick doesn't work?
>>24393440
He probably deathgripped it to ... well, death.
>>24391979
hell yeah i have a similar experience
>realize that Hecate has been trying to communicate with me
>tfw she's literally turning me into a witch
>>24393317
>I refuse to believe virgins this old take their fate this lightly.
I want to be alone, so I've never asked out a girl, never asked someone to go out, I haven't had friends over 2 decades, and I like it that way.
If you can't comprehend why someone would willingly want to be alone, you are part of the problem.
>>24393440I take female hormones but can't do anything else
23 here. So fucking scared of getting intimate with anyone, and completely ashamed of my body. Ruins my chances at just getting friends, let alone a gf. Get one life, dealt a shit hand. Then there are others with shittier hands than mine, so I feel like I shouldn't be failing so hard. But going on 24 years of kv failure, I don't know how to bear it.
My dad will mention sometimes that he has kept an eye out for the right girl for me. Like, what the fuck. My dad is desperate enough to approach random women and beg them to date his son. I'm tearing up just typing this.
Fucking hell. There is no hope.
>>24393499
>taking female hormones
Disgusting, hang yourself
>>24393496
Sure, I believe you. But then why are you here?
>>24393499i need to start doing this very soon
24.Also a grill. :^)]/spoiler]
>>24393646
We said virgins, read the OP
24 F virgin here. I want to have sex but i'm christian so it's kinda hard to find guys with similar beliefs. Sometimes i have these nice sex fantasies but it's not enough.
>>24391041
Damn this is the first time I realized I'm now a 20 year old virgin. I knew I was 20 and I knew I was a virgin but I never really put the two together until this moment. Seems so much worse than being a 19 year old virgin. I'm not a teenager now, I'm an adult man who has never had sex.
>>24393533
there is hope anon, i had the same fears as you, for some reason i was scared of being intimate with someone. it took until i was 30 for me to be comfortable being with someone.
doesnt sound like much hope right?
the older you get the more confident you become. spend your 20's focusing on yourself, try to become better just for the sake of being better. when you become my age you dont give a shit about anyone else or what they think of you because you will know who you are.
some people just need longer to figure out who they are. dont be ashamed, life is a journey and there will always be ups and downs.
start working on yourself now and you will look back at times like these when you're older and laugh.
god speed my friend.
>>24393698
I'm Christian too, marry me. We can can have sex after marriage but it won't be prude or dull.
>>24393721
and I didnt mean to reply to sofa guy i was talking to OP
I've been thinking a lot about this quiet christian girl I never asked out but had a crush on 3 or 4 years ago. No idea where she is now, I'm probably too gross for her on a moral level anyway.
>>24393736
but i don't even know who you are lol
>>24393576
There are still good threads on r9k, though very rare, I still browse.
>>24393388
>cleric
>23
You gotta be level 40+ to go cleric
Level 21 reporting in!
>>24393774
it doesn't matter its true love
>>24393646
No one cares that youre a girl
Literally girls can never be anonymous on an ANONYMOUS wapaneez image board
>>24393811
haha. maybe maybe not
Once everyone's wizard powers fully activate, which mischievous things do you plan to torment normies with?
>>24393833
if you actually want to talk you can contact me at this email
you could describe your sex fantasies to me
I gotta at least try
>>24393905
Huh, I guess 4chan filters emails or some shit now?
>>24389762
>I'll just lower the age of wizardry meme so I can feel included look at me I'm a robot
I'm only 20, but it's pretty sad that you're trying to push legitimately pathetic people out of their own little clique.
>>24393931
>Being a virgin is being pathetic
Jesus christ normalfags, you're not even trying to hide it anymore, why don't you just fuck off
>>24393576
Sorry for offending
>>24393496
dear archmage, how did you manage to survive so far are your parents alive ?
>>24393618
It is never too late friend!
>>24393943
>calling me a normie
You're the one trying to include yourself with someone obviously worse off than you because you can't not be involved with something.
>>24393965
>eat semen
Level 26 mage.
Gonna be a full blown wizard soon.
>>24393962
I live alone in a small apartment, my parents are alive.
The apartment is small because it fits all the stuff I need, I don't have much of that, and it's cheap.
if you want to know about work, then I do a lot of programming from home, it pays more than enough, considering I spend most of my money on bills and food, computer upgrade every now and then.
It's pretty awesome.
>>24393965
nahhh niga i need like
full blown tranny HRT regimen
>>24393435
Go to a strip club on a sunday afternoon.
This helps I think.
>>24393905
hmm. well i like this animated pic you have there. but what about the real you? I want to see if i find you attractive. got a Instagram pic or something? how old are you? where are you from?
>>24393371
Not worth the hype of course, but I think everyone here knows that. It was nice to get that whole "oh, so that's how it feels?" experience though. But you quickly move on since it's not like it changes you.
The main thing I was surprised with is how easy it is to learn how to have sex. Fucking normies (especially Stacys) like to make it out like it's this super difficult thing that takes aeons of practice or something. You know, the whole "oh, I would hate to teach an old virgin how to have sex" thing they usually say to shame inexperienced guys. But in truth can only really have trouble with it if they're really obese and out of shape or have a legit physical disability.
>>24393377
Thanks son but old weebs are actually awesome if you ever manage to meet one. Especially the ones in their 40's and 50's. They have their shit down.
>>24394013
Oh it's because of hormones.
Nevermind lel.
>>24393965
>Soy products encourage estrogen production
no no no.
soy has phytoestrogens, which don't increase estrogen levels in humans.!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111
>>24394015
I am 25 I live in New Zealand
[email protected]
if this doesn't work I give up on life
>>24393965
my god , look at the separation of the hamstring muscles in the girl with the yellow boxers and blue sneakers
I want to lick the spot between her biceps and her semitend
>>24393317
The ones that can't take it kill themselves. If you hit 30 as a virgin, chances are you've accepted it.
>>24394004
Sounds comfy ,I'm glad your parents are alive and you got a chance to work from home. How's the programming stuff, lot of maths involved on it?
>>24394062
>New Zealand
damn you are far. but i don't mind chatting with you.
>>24394057
Whatever you say bro. Dont come to me crying when you have gyno though ;)
>>24394120
>tfw thought i had gyno
>starve myself
>turns out it was pseudogyno, just fat tissue
wtf
>>24393317
As a level 26 mage, for a while I felt undesirable.
Then I stopped feeling so undesirable once I started having no trouble getting girls on the internet to send me nudes. So now it's quite bearable actually.
>>24394182
>JUST BE YOURSELF LOL
4 more months till wizarhood
no succubi for me i guess
hope to win some big bucks today, so i can finally leave humanity behind
I was virgin until age 25, have had sex with three girls. Haven't had sex in over a year or come anywhere close though and not changing any time soon. I want to die because I'll never have a wife or family because I'm such a loser.
>>24394326
I wish I was rich to create a wizardland with castles and privacy from normalfags
>>24394242
To be fair I'm more myself on the internet than I am in real life...
>>24389762
>20 year old virgin whos turning 21 in 2 months
>Have 18 year old asian gf who is afraid of pregnancy and will do everything but sex, even fucking simulate it with our underwear on
>Mfw dont want to be a 22 year old vrigin and have been dating for 2 years, dont know if I should seperate next year if she wont put out
>>24394601
Marry her or rape her.
Or both if absolutely necessary.
>>24394645
desu if you rape her, she'll probably become completely obsessed with you
>>24394095
Nah there's no higher maths in what I'm doing, the most I've had to use is trig stuff.
Yeah it's comfy, really loving it, but I was lucky too getting the job and being able to work from home.
>>24394601
you're not a virgin, don't lie to yourself
>>24394659
That's why marriage should be involved too.
If you're married to the person who's obsessed with you there's no issue.
Also you can like marry her and then if absolutely necessary force yourself on her during your honeymoon. What's she going to say "my husband raped me at our honeymoon" people would laugh at that.
Probably wouldn't be necessary though, she'd probably consent desu.
>>24394778
I believe I'll be going down the same road as you, pretty content with no gf and not hanging out with people. Mostly keep myself busy with anime and videogames right now, thinking of picking up a few musical instruments or learning a new language soon.
How do you keep yourself busy outside of work?
>>24395089
Oh, mostly light exercise, books, video games, tv shows, movies, the usual, plus imageboards.
Though I do love just doing nothing and daydreaming, kind of living in my head.
Besides, if I ever get really bored, I can just fall back on my work and do that for a few hours. There's just always something to do, even more so considering the endless supply of good books, games, movies you name it.
>18 here
I can't wait for the day I ascend in wizardhood.
>>24395170
Don't you get antsy sometimes?
25 years old
I'm well on my way.
>>24389762
Soon to be 32. Funnily enough, I don't feel any different from being a horny teenager daydreaming about sex. I also look about 5 years younger than my age.
>>24389762
lvl 32 about to reach 33. meh shits ok used to be obsessed with girls in general but after years of realizing how they behave, act, and seeing some horror stories from personal friends I feel like I may have dodged a bullet entirely. sure its lonely but girls now a days are kind of frightening in how callous and heartless they can be.
I love threads like this one. Need more threads for older virgins.
>there are 14-year-olds now having anal sex somewhere
Hitting 24 in a couple days. You know, I've concocted a lovely pseudo-delusion for myself. It doesn't really bother me much.
It isn't lack of opportunity or eptitude. Gotten head and done all the other jazz; just ain't ever stuck my dick in. It's just....man, when it comes down to it, I've had an aversion to poon. I don't know man, maybe I'm just a huge pussy? Generally the problem's been I have an issue with being so intimate with someone who I know (and they know too!) is tragically and brutally less intelligent than I am.
It almost comes down to an issue of ethics; I feel like it'd be some form of abuse.
Oh, and nobody that knows me IRL really does have any clue. I blend in rather well, especially for one who has frequented 4chan for so long. If anything, I reckon 4chan's content has helped me in social pursuits. There are some clever-ass motherfuckers here to learn from. But in any case, I've fabricated a very airtight narrative in which I'm certainly NOT a virgin. More disinterested in sex than most (easier to use a nugget of truth with falsehood!), but not a virgin by any means.
I'm not even concerned anyone will "figure it out" or anything.
But luckily this provides me with a relatively accurate notion that I'll get it done one day. Seems as though plenty of folks here have shared animosity towards those of the opposite sex. I've not developed that, although I will concede plenty of points to someone on the "other side" of the argument.
Level 27.
Someone I've known over a year online at least confessed they have feelings for me, but I don't know if that will go anywhere since the atlantic ocean separates us.
Also weirds me out because they're a qt and I'm fat.
KILL ALL 21+ VIRGINS!!!!!!!!
>>24395274
My wizzah
Leveled up to 25 last month. Succubi hold no power over me anymore.
What talent tree should i go for?
>>24389762
21, took up the dark art of shred and spurned several whores.
Magic will be mine. Stacies will not have my essence.
Level 25 for me. Wizardhood will almost definitely happen. I've never asked a girl out or really tried to ever get laid in my life, I never care about it enough to actually try.
Honestly, I'm out of college now, so the only real option if I decided to try is online dating, and we all know how that goes if you're not Chad.
Anyway, I'd rather be 40 and a wizard pursuing all my hobbies in my free time and just living a relaxing life than be stuck with some ugly, fat wife that I'm not attracted to in the slightest. (I really don't understand how normie men deal with this. I see so many of them. I'd rather be a virgin wizard than have to deal with that)
>>24397263
i know that feel. i want at least a 7/10 because i deserve that, so, if that doesn't happen, then fuck it, i'll be alone tending to my beautiful garden.
Can I atone for my sins and become a wizard? I dont want to go into monastery, I will miss wc3 and all the other games
P.S: 18, fked a lot, highscore is orgy with 3 girls, I see them as filthy subhumans now and dont want any of them to come in 5m radius
>>24397733
At the most you can be a thaumaturgist or a conjurer, true wizardry is beyond you.
>>24397845
Thaumaturgist and conjurer are wizard paths, therefore closed off to him.
>>24397892
Eh why you gotta crush his dreams like that?
Let him have hope if nothing else.
>>24397263
>25
>finally ask two women out this semester
>at least one of the two lives with her parents
>neither have jobs
>one was 29 going back to school because she couldn't get a job with her lolEnglish or something degree
>one has some social anxiety/severe shyness
>both have cars their parents pay for
>both have bfs
Fucking easy mode fuckers. I struggle to afford food and 90% of these people at the uni have never worked a day in their life.
level 47 wizard here. wondering why I haven't just offed myself yet
23 here, though I'll most likely kill myself when I turn a wizard( if I haven't offed myself before) in hopes of becoming a necromancer or at least aspooky skeleton
23 here, soon to be 24. I've had two gf's and have even touched a vag before, so I know I'm not entirely repulsive, but I've still yet to have sex. I'm going to try online dating next year, if that doesn't work I'll just get a hooker.
>>24397933
At least make it to 50 first, you learn some strong-ass AoE spells when you get there.
Level 28 apprentice. Less than two more years and I will become a wizard. I cannot see myself having a relationship period, thus I cannot see myself having sex with anyone.
On the other hand I can spend my time trying to learn an instrument and watching anime.
>>24389762
23 here
I'm pretty sure I won't make it to wizardry but I wouldn't mind if it happened.
>>24397933
Any stories of coming close? Greentext pls
>>24398052
I don't think I could ever go to a hooker. Paying for sex with some ratchet cumbucket just seems like the most pathetic thing imaginable to me. I would cry in the fetal position of weeks afterwards.
>>24393419
>i-i was just pretending to be retarded
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, faggot
>>24393396
>>24393419
This calling people you disagree with redditors shit is so cringeinducing.
