>be the cute 5yo me
>be a slim and dexterous kid who can make friends easily
>live in mid-high tier family that owns a small business
>your first girlfriend in grade school keked you with your best friend after a week
>financial problems emerge in your family
>live in shitty bigot indebted family
>autistic parents fight like monkeys every single day
>they still bother to send you to the after-church classes
>you get hooked up on the sega mega drive ii your father got from a garage sale
>you're too poor to afford a playstation and latest games
>you stink like shit and ball's sweat and your only two friends start to ostracise you
>mom doesn't bother to cook anything other than shitty greasy pasta
>dad runs on alcohol like a wine factory
>continue like this for years
>you eat shitty greasy pasta for years
>you're 11yo and 130 kg
>enter in middle school
>in your class there's a fat kid who lives near your house
>make friends with the fat kid
>your shitty personality is a glue for bullies
>get bullied
>your friend sets you up against the thug of the class
>get bullied more
(1/?)
>confess to the idol of your school's year
>she's polite enough to not laugh at you
>get politely rejected
>get bullied even more
>you don't pass the year
>repeat the school year
>group up with the problematic kids in the new classroom
>start acting bossy with other younger kids
>join the rugby team
>your fat ass can barely keep up with the others
>feel like you're the coolest fat kid in school
>pass the school year
>you're in the 2nd year of mid school now and it doesn't feel real
>there's another girl you like
>be autistic and socially awkward
>mentally bully the girl you like instead of being nice to her
>she repeats the year
>you passed the year
>feel like shit
>you're in 3rd year of middle school now
>decide you want to make up with the girl you liked
>sneak in her classroom during the after-school lessons
>write a shitty joke on her desk
>you're so autistic you write like shit
>you wrote it on the wrong desk
(2/?) more?
>>24375515
Ye keep goin
>>24375605
>the next day friday you catch a cold and you don't go to school
>you feel happy that you made up with the girl you like... or so you think
>go to school on monday
>enter your classroom
>there's an awkward silence and nobody greets you
>the school's principal is sitting at the desk with your literature teacher standing besides her
>she looks like a mafia boss even though she's just an ugly fat granny
>you start to wonder what happened
>principal starts a talk about racism and discrimination
>you believe that today is an anniversary or some event like that
>the principal calls your name
>you're lectured for 40 minutes
>you cry like a little kid in front of all your classmates
>you finally realize you wrote the joke on the wrong desk
>you realize you wrote on the desk of the tunisian guy of your rugby team
>you realize someone modified your joke to make it racist
>your literature teacher is a communist activist and she hates your family that owns a business
>you're accused of bullying and discrimination
(3/?)
>parents get called at school
>you're almost dragged to the police station
>your literature teacher writes a letter to a local newspaper
>you refuse to take all the blame
>the whole classroom is given punitive homework for a week because of you
>everybody hates your guts now
>the tunisian guy quit the rugby team
>you quit the rugby team
>don't give a fuck anymore
>get a new haircut and begin to act like a nazi
>the other boys fear the autism out of you
>the girls ignore you
>teachers don't even bother to lecture you anymore
>only your two years younger cousin still looks up to you
>he introduced you to wc3 a year before
>you still play wc3 and other games with him
>his friends start to make fun of him because of you
>stop playing with him to avoid creating more troubles
>get hooked on wc3 alone
>pass the school year with minimum scores
>you passed middle school
(4/?)
>enter in a cheap private high school of your town because parents don't want you to take the train
>there're like 10 kids per classroom
>in your classroom there're 4 girls and they're all cute
>the boys dress with latest brand clothes and they look rich as fuck
>you think everyone looks down on you
>you feel like you don't fit with the others but still keep the bare minimum contact anyway
>you learned how to remotely ejaculate a while back
>practice it like a retard
>your maths teacher is cute and you always ejaculate during her classes
>all the female teachers are cute
>all the female teachers make you ejaculate
>people start to realise you smell like sperm
>your maths teacher thinks you're gay
>rumours that you're gay start to spread through the school
>you're ostracised in less than two months after entering high school
(5/?) more? I feel like I could go on for a hour.
>>24375704
Yeah keep goin, ich still think it's interesting
>>24375742
I still think it's interesting * ..... damn Auto correct -.-
>>24375742
Glad my vent is of your liking, here some more.
>one day at the school's entrance dad talked with the dad of a kid from your classroom
>make friends with that kid
>he's a spoiled little kid who talks fast like a mini-gun
>exchange video games with your new friend
>he tells you a lot of stories about him that sound like bullshit
>he invites you to play at his house
>he lives in a two levels villa with a large gate, a garden and a basement
>he has a huge dog that hates your smelly ass and always tries to bite you
>kekcraft private servers are finally getting good
>get hooked on the keks everyday
>introduce your friend to kekcraft
>...
>it's your 4th year of high school now
>you transcended humanity and became the strongest warrior of Azeroth
>your friend is now your pocket healer
>there're new faces this year in your classroom
>a cute new girl seems to be the childhood friend of your pocket healer
>your pocket healer starts to neglect its duties
>your friend comes online less and less every day
>you hear your friend talking shit behind your back with the cute new girl
>start to avoid your friend
>the cute new girl tries to talk to you
>you feel like she's up to something
>ignore the cute new girl
(6/?)
>you don't feel at ease when you're at school anymore
>you call home to pick you up early almost every day
>you're so autistic you call even before 10:00 am
>dad doesn't even try to come in time anymore
>one day you call at 9:40 am before mid-break
>dad comes pick you up late at 10:50 am
>the next day is friday and you decide to skip it with the weekend to play kekcraft
>go to school on monday
>you realize people are avoiding you on purpose but you don't care
>it's 12:00 and it's lunch break now
>one of your classmates tells you that some money disappeared from a backpack on thursday
>they tell you that it happened during mid-break between 10:00 and 10:20
>you're being suspected of theft because that day you left school early
>you regret going home early but you're even more mad at your dad who arrived late
>everyone physically avoids you
>you're the only one sitting on the left row of desks in the classroom
>everything is back to normal after a week
(7/?)
> kekcraft
warcraft?
>people talk to you again
>they ask you to go buy lunch for them
>you don't mind because you've to go buy yours anyway
>you realize the money they gave you wasn't enough to buy all the lunches they asked
>you start to bring sandwiches and you don't buy lunch at school anymore
>everything seems to be returning back to normal again
>you hear that the school's top thug is going to be in your classroom next year
>expecting to be bullied for the whole year you decide to sign up for afternoon classes the next year
>it's the end of the 4th year and you barely pass with shitty scores
>you feel relieved that you can finally wake up late and you can play kekcraft in the morning
>you start the last year of high school without any worries
>you hear that some classmates will join the afternoon course too because they found work
>you don't really mind if it's just few of them
>one of the three classmates is the guy who's money disappeared last year
>he doesn't mention anything about what happened before
(8/?) I think we reached half of the story with this, but if it's not interesting anymore I'll stop.
>24375807
Yes.
>>24375817
Please
Continue with the post (I'm getting a message saying my comment isn't original wtf)
>>24375817 don't worry, it still is.. at least for me. Keep goin
>>24375849
right the new filter is like that.
>the new classmates of the afternoon course are all good guys
>even your old classmates start to socialize with you
>you realize your old classmates are surprisingly sociable persons
>register a facebook account because they want to add you
>your kekcraft guild is going stronger than ever
>you hear your former pocket healer got keked by the thug because he banged his childhood friend
>your scores at school are sky-rocketing since you can sleep more than 4 hours a day now
>this is the best school year of your life so far
>old grandpa who lives in the city gets hospitalized because of lung tumour
>your family decides to buy a house in town so grandpa can live closer to them
>old grandpa dies of lung tumour and you attend the funeral
>all the fake cries and forced greetings make you want to run away
>there're dozens people at the funeral
>you realize your grandpa had a life more fulfilling than you will ever have
>it's almost the end of high school and the exams are behind the corner now
(9/?)
>>24375817
Good bless you autistic basterd
>there's a rumour that someone fucked the cute literature teacher
>you hang out with almost all your classmates and together you for the upcoming exams
>you did most of the work in your team but you feel happy because you like your friends anyway
>it's time for the first written exam
>you're nervous and on coffee overdose
>during the break you're talking with your friends
>they mention how cute the female literature teacher is
>you have had a bad relationship with all literature teachers ever since middle school
>you feel like a nerve clicked and you tell them she's just disgusting
>one of your classmates glares at you with murderous intent but you don't feel anything
>you notice he doesn't listen to you anymore and ignores you for the rest of the day
>you're too overdosed on coffee to even realise he was the one who fucked the cute teacher
>the exams are over and everyone passed
>you decide to take a year of break to study before going to the uni in the city
(10/?)
>you still keep contact with two of your classmates who became good friends with you
>your older friend tells you something feels off about your younger friend and he doesn't like him
>older friend gets married and has two babies within the same year
>you hang together many times with his family but you feel like you're getting in the way
>start going to uni
>you decide to leave older friend alone
>he calls you several times and comes visit your family business often but you avoid him
>you're getting into kekcraft more than ever now
>your results at uni are dropping drastically
>quit kekcraft for a bit to focus on your studies
>you're not making any progress and everything seems to be falling apart
>you've been hanging out with younger friend at his family's store for a while now
>talk about high school all the time
(11/?)
>>24375887
>you're too overdosed on coffee to even realise he was the one who fucked the cute teacher
Drinking coffee seriously fucked me up when I was a teenager
>younger friend tells you who was the one who fucked the literature teacher
>you feel bad for saying those words in front of your classmate back then but it's too late now
>keep talking a lot of shit about school times just for the sake of it
>one day younger friend's mother is acting kind of sarcastic with you
>younger friend barely listens to what you're talking about
>you feel like it's time to take some distance from him
>you exchange a few message on facebook in the next weeks but nothing seems different
>after a month you drop by younger friend's store for a change of pace
>he doesn't even greet you and pulls out a white piece of paper
>his mother's looking at you with the corner of her eyes from behind him
>your friend asks you to show him how you sign papers
>you feel something is off
>you convince yourself that he's just curious but you still feel uncomfortable
>you pretend to sign and you draw a random gibberish
>friend offers you a coffee and you accept it because it would be impolite to refuse
>you leave after a little talk
>two days later you send your friend a phone message but he doesn't reply
(12/?)
>>24375910
It really is dangerous, back when I was 14 once I was drunk on coffee and almost asked out a 9 years old, but I won't go in detail since it's not part of this story kek...
>you message him on facebook but it is the same
>a month later you stop by his store but it's closed and there's a "for sale" sign on the door
>you start to worry if something happened to your friend but you can't get in contact with him
>one day you see him online on facebook but he still doesn't reply your messages
>you feel a bit relieved that he's still alive
>you lost all contacts with younger friend ever since
>older friend stopped searching you a while back already
>you quit uni to find a job
>your parents introduce you to a relative's office
>you're still new and you won't get paid for a while but you feel it's a good place
>get back into kekcraft
>start getting interested in anime thanks to a weeb guildmate
>working in the afternoon you can watch anime and play kekcraft in the morning
>inori is your waifu
>you're still not getting paid at work after months
>quit the job
>you work in the family business every now and then
(13/?)
>>24375912
keep going op ORINGAL COMMENT :DDD
>your only co-worker is an edgy teenage part-timer but you add him on facebook anyway
>your parents spread word with the customers that you're literally virgin
>you realise they're trying to get you laid
>the customers make funny comments towards you every now and then
>the older ladies give you sarcastic glances
>your co-worker starts acting smug towards you
>stop working there because it's too frustrating
>delete your facebook profile because you fear getting tagged in some retarded shit
>get depressed and stop going outside
>stop eating lunch and dinner with parents because you can't stand them anymore
>think about suicide every day but you don't like pain
>your only source of energy is coffee and sugar now
>watch kaminomi and get interested in galge
>go full otoshigami mode and get sucked into eroge
>you're the bone of your sword
>don't sleep because you have to cry at night thinking about all the mistakes you made in life
>you can't sleep even if you try because there's more coffee than blood running in your veins
>shit doesn't even come out anymore
(14/18)
>>24375955
It's gettin even more interesting / keep goin
>you watched months worth of anime in less than a year
>last time you went outside Syria was still a peaceful country
>you keep going on like this for other two years
>your pc suddenly dies and you can't do anything else
>you can't afford to replace the components and you don't want to go outside to buy them
>get addicted to shitty puzzle games on your old android phone
>start watching anime again in streaming
>discover the youtube streaming app
>get introduced to cripplechan by the shills in youtube comments
>hang on the crippletech board for a month and get bored of it
>discover cripplepol and hang there for a week
>quit cripplechan because it looks like shit on mobile and pol reminds you of mid school times
>discover the 4chan anime board and enjoy the stench of power-level
>get bored of it after a month again
>start hanging on gee board instead
>the iphone shills are unbearable
>back to youtube videos
>watch lots of cute vocaloid videos
>get the hots for Rin
(15/18)
>>24375992
I should make about compiling all of r9ks stories think it would sell
>it has been almost a year since your pc died now
>make friends with a sweet teen girl you met in the comment section of youtube
>she makes cute audio-only anime parody videos
>she seems very sociable and friendly
>she asks you about your anime preferences
>it's the first time ever that a girl gets interested in the autistic little you
>it's the first friendly interaction you had with another human being in the last three years
>it's the first friendly interaction you had with a female since grade school
>you feel happy and try to be as polite as you can towards this little goddess
>after a month you realize that she always thought you were a girl
>blame yourself for choosing such a stupid account name and picture
>she realizes you're male
>messages start to become delayed and more delayed every time
>you don't send the first replies anymore because you feel like she hates you
>start hanging on r9k and cry about it
>she stops making videos and says she must quit because of -circumstances- (muslim)
>a new friendly message finally comes from her after a month
(16/18)
>she tells you about her preferences in anime
>with anime as the subject of discussion you cannot contain your power-level anymore
>you send a reply that reeks of power-level
>unable to contain your autism you mention some gee-tier crap as well
>after two weeks without any answers you realise you messed up
>cry about it for a week
>she never messaged you back ever since
>you wore low quality earphones all day for months now
>you're going deaf in your left ear
>staring at your small phone screen for so long made your weak left eye half-blind
>the family business got a lot better in the last year
>you receive your first cash allowance from your parents since the beginning of the century
>dead grandpa's new house is still empty and you decide to move there on your own
>you start eating healthy food again since you can cook on your own
>take a look at yourself and realise you aren't the obese kid anymore
>get the courage to go outside again
(17/18)
>buy new pc parts with some of your allowance and build it like a pro with gee's help
>there's no internet in the house and you have to rely on expensive capped mobile phone traffic
>you cannot watch anime anymore because it consumes too much traffic
>you miss your youtube friend and anime a lot
>download lots of light novels because they don't eat up much traffic
>get addicted to reading
>get inspired and start writing your own fantasy light novel
>get in a slump after 40 pages
>write a greentext story of your shitty life to get your inspiration back
>post it on r9k.
(END).
10/10, I enjoyed, thank you for sharing
>>24375912
more hehe lLOL LOL LOL
>>24376044
I need the name of the show.
>>24376068
Go on, live again, you are destined for great things.
>>24376068
op my advice to you is to become a Christian and get a nice 7/10 Christian girl and have 6 kids together over 10 years to breed out the filthy mudslimes
>>24376068
Thanks for sharing. Really liked it and still think it's interesting.. feel free to keep on goin
>>24376068
None of this was autism.
>>24375955
>back when I was 14 once I was drunk on coffee and almost asked out a 9 years old
go on
>>24376068
Thank you OP it was well written and I saw beauty in this piece of ''le green tehxt''
well OP certainly is autistic for not getting over any of it and remaining bitter over events from ages ago
Thanks for reading my thread, everyone, I'll probably dedicate the LN to you robots, if I ever manage to complete it kek...
>>24376188
it really was just a one-day thing, the girl was an acquaintance I knew since she was 2yo because her older sister was a friend of mine, but unlike the sister she's was a realy babe, the incarnation of the Nadeshiko and I always like her but because the age difference was too big I never bothered her even once, till that day... basically I was helping around at the family business and since it was a quiet day with few customers and just a few regulars (her family included), I was practicing making cappuccino's and coffees, of course I drinked them all. We used to play cards every now and then after lunch, that day too we played cards together but, because I was high on coffee, I started to compliment her, I was literally hitting on her, she was embarrassed I remember that but I didn't give it much thought, I was acting very creepy and I feel retarded every time I remember it. Anyways, while we were playing her father who was nearby probably noticed I was acting strange so he called her and they went home together. They didn't show up for a while after that, I felt so stupid.. I stopped hanging around there too because of embarrassment, the next time I saw her was 2 year later and when I tried to say hi she looked away in disgust, we never talked again of course.
>>24376068
10/10, I'm on quite similar track except I had girls after me but I ignored them, as well as I didn't have a chance to take a pause before university, but I'll be taking a pause now regardless. I'm keen on writing too, would recommend reading All you need is Kill, Index, Mushoku Tensei and Zeroth Maria for sure.
>>24376288
Some people are naturally spiteful and can't help it, those that don't even seem autistic but could be overly dramatic or bipolar at times for instance.
>>24376092
You mean the screenshot? it's from Henneko.
>>24376591
Mushoku Tensei is one of the novels that inspired me, I really love the likes of SAO, Danmachi and Overlord. I'll check the others you mentioned as soon as I find them, 10x for the recommendations!
>>24376068
thats how my life its going on now :(
>>24376695
>Mushoku Tensei is one of the novels that inspired me, I really love the likes of SAO, Danmachi and Overlord. I'll check the others you mentioned as soon as I find them, 10x for the recommendations!
Mushoku Tensei is great when it comes to overcoming the hurdles of horrible life choices so I get where the inspiration comes from.
I hated SAO anime and one guy over internet told me that Overlord is basically waifu-bait of a story, so not sure if I'd give them a try. He said SAO gets good when it hits Alicizationsomethingsomething so might be worthwhile anyway. Danmachi seemed cool sometimes.
You can find all of them but All you need is Kill on Baka-Tsuki, though Toaru Majutsu no Index was recently taken down and it hosts only the sequel that has New Testament in the beginning of the title. There's some blog that hosts the (fan-given name) Old Testament series though which is a carbon copy of what Baka-Tsuki used to host, All you need is Kill pdf shouldn't take much time to salvage.
All you need is kill < Zeroth Maria < Index
That's the ascending order of volumes for them, Index has like 36-something if you don't include side-stories of secondary characters (there's 2 side-stories that go with the main story) and Maria 7 I think, while All you need is Kill is pretty much 1-2 volumes.
That' s really interesting and relatable, OP. Thanks for sharing. Best thread on r9k at the moment.
>>24376790
>I hated SAO anime and one guy over internet told me that Overlord is basically waifu-bait of a story, so not sure if I'd give them a try. He said SAO gets good when it hits Alicizationsomethingsomething so might be worthwhile anyway. Danmachi seemed cool sometimes.
I watched all anime series of SAO and to be honest I kinda liked it, the solo player climbing to the top and destroying the world itself, I read the LN up to volume 15 because I didn0t find a translation for 16 yet and the Alicization saga is good indeed, but it also adds some elements that imo don't follow up with the premise of the original story, like all the stuff about "souls" but I won't say more to not spoil anything, just in case you decide to read it later, latest volume was really enjoyable anyway I digged it in a day.
About Overlord I didn't watch the anime yet since I googled some screenshots and the artstyle wasn't very appealing to me, so I'll probably stick to the novel till the BDs are released at least. There was a time when I used to be a guild master in kekcraft so I can really personify with Ainz, also the dedication to the guild and that kind of things, it was what kept me reading in the first place, the waifu material is vast too that cannot be denied but it's well put inside the story from what I read, at least it didn't really distract me, I kept reading on a roll till volume 7, there're minor contradictions about the mc at some point but I should probably read v. 9 (just released) before judging that part (8 seems like a side story).
Danmachi like Overlord I read just the novel so far and yeah it's kida cool but can be funny at times too, the mc reminds me of Kirito a bit, but just a bit, for the rest I love the premise, "becoming a hero and to build a harem" kek.. I'm rooting for the mc.
>>24376068
You're gonna make it op
>>24376790
(cont.) I'm currently printing pages to PDF files from Baka-Tsuki too and I was searching Index in facts I couldn't find it, though I know the story, I watched all the anime series so far and the movie, I digged it all as well! It was a bit confusing to keep track of the parallel stories (Railgun/index), I hope to enjoy it again reading the LN, I head the story is more easy to follow in the LN.
>>24376706
>>24377201
>>24377235
My pleasure, r9k is honestly the board that makes me think the most, I always wanted to contribute something. I'm gonna cook now since I skipped lunch kek.. so, have a good time everyone! read some novels if you feel down, you might get inspired too.
>>24377215
>the solo player climbing to the top and destroying the world itself
Well, I enjoyed it at times but only the first episode ever seemed to have decent quality when I thought about it.
I was a guild master once as well, though I didn't invest much into it because I'm socially retarded I guess.
>>24377262
puu sh/lrfci/e294f68ca2 txt (add dots, spam filter stronk)
Here's the blog that I mentioned, not sure what the mediafire link contains but if it's shit, the page is laggy but has readable format anyway.
