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>when normalfags refer to sexually related activities as ""play""
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>>29316205
>when normies say that have fetishes
>one of their fetishes is "dressing in black lingerie ;)"
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>>29316238
Just because it's a normie fetish doesn't mean it's not a fetish

>fet ish
>/'fediSH/
>a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.
>"Victorian men developed fetishes focusing on feet, shoes, and boots"
>synonyms: fixation, obsession, compulsion, mania;
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>>29316328
this bait is grade f for faggoty
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So you're saying I got cucked by Emma, my third-grade sweetheart, when she told me she couldn't come over that day because she was having a playdate with Aidan?

I'm gonna fucking scalp that goddamn bitch.
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>>29316238
"Yeah, I have a total tit fetish. They turn me on hardcore."

That isn't what a fetish is, you fucks!

You wouldn't say you have a fucking vagina fetish because you like the way one feels on your dick, goddamn.
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seeing women's beautiful bodies and clothes
I suffer from gender dysphoria, and I'm 6'3", broad shouldered, and have caveman tier facial features.
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>>29316205
>when people are driving and they are not going with the flow of traffic and, as a result, leaving massive gaps in traffic
>above scenario with added pain of being boxed in just barely by the cars in the lanes to the side of me
>people taking incredibly long to change lanes
>pedestrians who walk incredibly slow while I'm trying to make a right turn
>people not using turn signals
>people using phone while driving
>when someone makes eye contact with me and refuses to avert their gaze like it is some kind of alpha competition
>people who somehow manage to walk into my path when the road/street/pathway is incredibly wide
>pc fanatics
>when people pronounce "Qatar" like "cutter"
>when British people add "r" to words that end with "a"
>when people say "I'm not Christian, I'm Catholic"
>people who are anal about torrenting v. streaming
>audiophiles and their flac/320kbps

inb4 "m-muh torrents and flac" don't bother
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>>29316346
It's not bait just because you're a retard who doesn't understand simple word definitions
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>>29316404
what's it like just not having hope, anyway? i got really lucky (i'm 5'5 and 120lbs and started very feminine anyway), and I don't really know any nonpassing trans people. How does it feel to just like, know it'll never work out for you?
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>>29316404
>I suffer from gender dysphoria

Translation:

>I suffer from special snowflake syndrome
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>>29316529
>trying THIS hard

weeeeew
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Nearly everything about driving
>no turn signals
>blatantly disobeying traffic laws with no repercussions
>riding my ass when I'm going 10mph over the speed limit and the lane next to me is completely open
>honking for me to turn when it's clear I can't
>going with the person behind you at a 4way stop to fuck someone over
>aggressive drivers who think you should stop instead of them
It's like I'm playing chicken with a bunch of retarded children
>when you have to ride passenger and the driver looks at their phone/answers it
>when someone tries to make conversation after they turned the radio on and put the volume on high
>makes gesture that he/she is letting you go
>floors the gas the second you start to go
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>>29316544
it feels like there's no point in living. i'm jealous of your good fortune.
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>i hate the sound people make when eating. I dislike sounds that i make when chewing, but when someone else is chewing with their mouth open it is a million times worse. I despise that horrible sloshing sound as food rolls around someones maw.
> I also hate, when talking about an attractive woman, someone makes a slurping sound or uses a phrase like "yummy".
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>need help fixing or doing something on my computer
>search for answers
>find somebody's post on a forum that says they have the same problem
>"oh i figured it out :^)"
>they don't explain how they solved their own problem
>last online: 3-3-2007
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>>29316496
>inb4 "m-muh torrents and flac" don't bother

kill yrself u fuckin faggot aspie
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>normie woman calling herself introvert, shut-in etc.
>has social media account full of partying pics, hundreds of friends, rich social life, goes out with friends every day etc.

YOU ARE NOT INTROVERT, YOU ARE NOT SHUT-IN, YOU'RE A FUCKING SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE NORMIE WITH RICH SOCIAL LIFE!! FUCK YOU!
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>>29316205
>People saying they have depression because they scored high on an internet test
>People who believe online IQ tests aren't scewed to give you above average
>People who care about IQ tests
>People who say they're introverts but go out every weekend
>Anybody who is a complete stereotype of something
>People who feel like they need to label themselves something
>The people in high school who cared about popularity but weren't popular
>Nihilists that have only read about it on the internet and never read any books by the people they quote
>Teenage nihilists (They're pretty much what I said above but even more cancer)
>Girls who say they can't get a boyfriend or that they'll be forever alone that are good looking
>People who quote Chomsky

All these people need to be burned at the stake
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