Autistic/shitty things when you were younger
>elementary school
>meet girl in 3rd grade
>we're both just so happy when talking to each other
>spent all of recess with that girl
>we both 100% devoted every moment together
>this went on for a while
>end of 5th grade
>don't see her all summer
>first day of 6th grade
>go to bus stop
>she's there, but something seems wrong
>we hug and get all giddy and shit
>get on the bus, sit together
>talk a shitload about the summer
>so happy we're reunited
>get to the end of the school day
>i'm the first one on the bus home
>she's the next one on the bus
>happy as fuck, think I love this girl
>i was young, but this was fucking love developed over a few years
>every seat empty and she sits next to me
>i'm practically shitting out my fuck i'm so happy
>eventually bus fills up
>we begin our travels home
>"hey, do you want to lay down? i'm tired"
>OHSHIT.JPG THIS IS IT NIGGA
>i lay down with my feet/legs across the aisle supported by another seat
>we're spooning at this point
>almost 4 years of laughs and chats, lead up to this intimate moment
>her ass is pushed up against my dick
>teenagehormoneoverload.jpg
>something's wrong
>i start feeling nauseous
>ohfucknotlikethis
>push her away
>vomit all over the floor
>bus hits red light
>the puke extends to the front of the bus
>she puts her hand on my back
>"aww it's okay"
>ashamed and would like to die
>go home
>cry
>i fucked up bad
>next day she wasn't there
>the day after she wasn't there
>she wasn't there ever again
Learned that she had to move. She laid down with me because it was her last chance. And I ruined it by throwing up everywhere.
JUST
>>29312629
Bump this would be good of people started posting
I don't have anything (kept quiet for all of my childhood)
>>29312889
Wait I kinda have a story
>Be in 5th grade
>Quiet all my life (including baby)
>Live in town with less than 50 people
>Take bus to bigger town with school since I was in kindergarten
>Everyone is loud on the bus
>Stressed out but dealing with it
>Always zone out and look out the window to ignore people
>Parents tell me I have to move to a big city
>Bus driver finds out and give me a certificate for being the quietest kid
Still have it on my wall (framed) along with a toy bus he gave me with the exact numbers on the real bus I took
>>29313036
wait, you got a certificate for being a quiet kid?
post proof please
>>29313057
At my grandmas house for parents finding weed sorry
>>29313146
confirmed loudest kid on the bus
>>29313166
Kek, wish I had a photo though
Shits pathetic as fuck
>be me
>homeschooled 1st and 2nd grade but went to a preschool
>3rd grade (maybe 4th idk)
>in class bored
>putting pencil eraser side up my nose because bored
>pull it out
>theres no eraser on the pencil
>holyfucktheresaneraserinmybrain.swf
>remain calm
>walk up to teacher ask to go to nurse
>why anon?
>bitch theres an eraser deep in my nose rn
>go to nurse
>nurse doesn't have high enough level healing jutsu
>go to doctor
>even the doc can't get it out, like it fucking disappeared
>fast forward i wanna say maybe 2 months, maybe longer
>taking shower
>sneeze super hard
>mucus covered pencil eraser comes out after i completely forgot about it
when i was a kid i used to think i could film movies using my eyes and making a sound like "pht" or "frt" and that the movies would be watched by people in heaven. i was lonely and bullied so i spent a lot of time doing this, it was part of my play but i also thought it was real. sometimes i'd "record" movies off the tv for the people in heaven.
>>29313290
Bootlegging motherfucker
When my parents yelled at me, rather than being terrified and unhappy, I forced myself to imagine that I was watching it on TV. To this day, when terrible shit happens, I can just switch into low-res mode and wait it out.
>>29312629
I was so fucking dumb
>be me
>been home schooled for three years
>convince mom to let me go to public school
>entering 5th grade
>not sure about any social standards
>go first day all normal clothes
>due usual shit on first day
>one girl said she liked the color purple
To clairify, I have had little to none social interactions for a long period of time except for three friends. All of us still had the mind of 7 year olds, so I never grew past that at that age.
>think of a way to get popular
>we are getting a tour of the school
>I am behind her in the line
>I say "Purple is stupid."
>think I am smart
>she whips around says "I think you are stupid."
>super fucking hurt
>didn't talk for the rest of the day
I have more cancerous stories from that year if you want them
>>29313327
kek. that was funny, anon
>>29313394
yes please friendo
>get invited to a party
>i've always been really shy
>decide i should just go and break my walls
>go to party
>get a drink to calm down, breathing really heavy
>eventually settle in and get into a good mind frame
>girl comes up to me and talks with me
>i can't believe i'm talking with a female
>everything's great
>music is good
>everyone seems to be getting along
>t.v interruption about some guys who just robbed a bank in the area
>don't think anything of it
>keep drinking and chatting for a few hours
>loud bangs in the back of the house
>everyone quiets down
>they knock down the door
>they point guns at us
>everyone is shrieking and terrified
>the girls are crying
>"GET ON THE FLOOR!"
>"what the fuck is happening?" i whisper to a girl near me
>everyone's terrified as fuck
>guy looks at me with a menacing grin
>"oh..fuck..."
>he grabs me collar
>puts his mouth up to my ear
>"walk the dinosaur, nigga"
>>29313430
>still fifth grade
>hear about a school president election
>hellyeah.jpg
>read about archie doing this once
>make a bunch of posters that I had seen archie use
>no one, including me, knew what it meant
>had to bullshit my way out of them
>It was me and one other girl
>Trying to think about what I want to change
>come up with a brillient plan
>speech day comes
>I get up, was first speaker
>get to microphone
>first time in front of a large crowd
>voice cracks like the lil' bitch I was
>blah,blah,blah, " And I will increase our recess time"
>Everyone. Fucking. Loses it.
>I look at the girl as I am walking back
>lostthewilltosurvive.png
>I win the election by a landslide
>I go to the girl after they announced my victory
>she is crying
>her friend tells me that I am a horrible person
>try to make it up to her by telling her I will let her replace me
>never did
>never changed the time
I have a few more, but none as good as this one
>>29313336
I wish I could do this
You lucky fuck
>>29312629
That's so sadly epic, and fuck it, romantic.
My heart's breaking.
>>29313657
Yeah. I was around 13 at the time. I'm 25 now and those days have stuck with me. It's bittersweet wondering what could have been. Even if it wasn't some long lasting relationship, just to know what would have happened.
>elementary school
> 6 y/o
>little stacy has a crush on me
>tries to kiss me and hug me everytime
>reject her and push her away every morning
I was a Chad at the time
