High school autism thread? I'll contribute some pretty bad stories if someone gets it rolling
Cried then and there when I saw my crush with another dude at a school party.
My whole sophomore year was autistic.
>had long hair
>atheist
>edgy /b/ tard
>Russiaboo
Just thinking about it makes me cringe
>>24368296
I cringe when I think about it too.
>be me
>lonely autismo
>had a few friends but only because my school was small
>had gta 4 mission complete tones on my cellphone
>ALL of them
>would play them after doing something, like a mission complete
>mfw I push my past down as far as I can to forget about those days
>>24368627
>mfw I push my past down as far as I can to forget about those days
Iktf
>hs sophomore year
>really into BioShock
>like I'd tell my mom about the story all the time
>play it like 7 times over
>had trouble being accepted (like every highschooler)
>decided to pretend to be Jack
>yes, from BioShock
>wouldn't say anything
>acted like a silent protagonist for like three months
>finally realized how fucking retarded that was
>mfw
I told a girl I barely knew I loved her over Myspace.
>me in 10th grade
>talking to a femanon about myself
>start acting all Aryan brotherhood member
>tell her i don't like black people
>"my race is my pride"
>she doesn't get mad or anything
>conversation ends after class
>talk to her but she seems passive aggressive
>last day of school I text her
>"can I have a hug"
>no reply
>>24368997
made me kek
blox
The moment I realised I was a robot was when my name was called up and no one clapped for me during gradation
>>24369186
That happened to everybody that wasn't part of the popular group, don't beat yourself up.
>be me
>be fresh man year, first day of school
>go to my locker
>there is this grill and her bf doing sex stuff on my locker
>didnt know what to do, so i just start talking to my self about how much i hate these people
>im too beta to tell them to move to the right.
>years go by, and i get used to never using my locker.
>be junior year, theyre seniors now.
>go to my locker for once, they are there like always, they are in deep love with eachother.
>today grill looks af if something is troubling her
>"whats wrong babe" says bf.
>"honey i have to tell you something im pregnant."
>bf starts freaking out and runs of
>yells "i cant do this!"
>mfw i look at the grill and start laughing reaallly hard
>"do i even know you?" Says grill while crying
> idc i continue to laugh
>mfw becuase i am kissless virgin i never have to worru about getting my gf pregnant.
My entire high school experience was bizarre
>went to a Christian school for the first year and a half
>already a year behind academically
>get kicked out for being a normal person and not a religious freak
>tested for senior level classes at local public school
>failed miserably because Christian school didn't teach me jack shit
>put in 9th grade at 18 years old
>shit happened (credit transferred successfully from Christian school) and suddenly I'm in 10th grade just like that
>mental problems ensued that I'd rather not go into detail about
>end up going to night school for the remainder of the next few years of high school
>finally graduate high school at 19
>now a collegeless wageslave
Life's an adventure :')
>>24368202
>>24368202
Freshman year was nothing but a complete waste.
>be me
>decide to date 6/10 asian girl
>constantly ask her for a kiss
>nope.jpg
>6 months later, break up with her because she wouldn't kiss me
>tells me I was her first "real" relationship
>tells me she didn't know what she was doing
>mfw I'm 22 and a kissless beta fag
>mfw that was the only chance I ever had in my pathetic life
>mfw I broke up with a girl with the nicest ass and tits
>in health class in 9th grade
>drug and alcohol segment of class
>print out a list full of drugs from erowid
>teacher asks us what drugs we know about
>raise my hand
>"flatliners"
>"mimosa bark"
>"2-cb"
>classmates start referring to me as ET
>>24369186
sounds pretty neat to be honest with you family
my elementary/middle school autism was so strong that everybody who'd ever encountered me remembered my name
a bunch of the athletes started chanting my name ironically despite me not winning any awards
>>24369186
Hahahaha holy fuck that's bad
>>24369278
>tfw argued with all my high school health teachers about the safeness of DMT
>>24369278
>tfw 21 and don't know any of those drugs
I have always been /straightedge/ didn't drink until I hit 21 and hated it
>at science camp
>middle of night shit my pants
>sneak out of cabin
>shit pouch in my pants
>make it to bathroom
>shit filled underwear in sink to wash
>SHIT everywhere
>mirror, toilet seat, ground, trash can, stall door all covered in shit
>pull my sweatpants and get back into cabin safely
>wake up to hear everyone freaking about the shit filled bathroom
>everyone singles out this morbidly obese kid named Tony and he is blamed for the shit storm
>have to joke about how disgusting and sick and what a loser Tony is for doing that with my peers to keep up appearances
>>24369433
I didn't even do drugs I just named the most obscure sounding drugs so people would think I was carlito cool
They involve situations with girls as usual.
>>24368627
>mfw I push my past down as far as I can to forget about those days
Same. I think I gave myself a mental disorder. I blocked off everything from the end of 10th grade and before. Even a lot of my family memories are gone. I was a fucktard my entire life until then so I guess it's for the best. The person I was back then seems like someone else. It's strange.
>>24369775
How do you manage to go on if you don't accept your past?
>>24369562
I hope you die alone.
>>24368256
Brutally beta
>>24369562
fuck you, prick
>back in senior year
>english class, near the end of the semester
>the whole semester we were working on a massive research project
>this day we were having a little "party" in class to celebrate having it done, people brought in food like chips/soda etc
>some girl really liked to bake so she made a tray full of brownies for all of us
>the tray starts at the left side of the room, a person takes a brownie and passes the tray to the next person
>when it gets to me, i get nervous and twitch, and i drop the tray
>all the brownies fall onto the floor and make a mess
>everyone is quiet
>i dont know what to do
>eventually i start picking up the brownies off the floor and put them back on the tray
>i say sorry when i get them all on
>she looks really stoic and says "its okay"
>i dont know what to do so i carry the tray to the table at the front of the room and leave it there and sit back down
>rest of the class is almost totally quiet until the bell rings
>I wore nothing but khaki cargo shorts and white tshirts entire sophomore year.
>>24369272
>18 in ninth grade
>thinks religion is stupid
toppest kek
I wasn't terribly autistic (I had my moments, believe me), but we had some real fucking characters.
> Freshman when I was a senior
> Called him Butthole Alex just because
> Tiny manlet child, barely 5 feet
> Ginger with lots of freckles
> Goofy buck teeth
> Would walk around the hallways at passing period with a tiny laptop, always playing Christian Rock or bad 90's dance music and singing along very poorly
> Would flip the fuck out if anyone, even a teacher, told him to turn it off
> Was apparently pretty spergy in class, heard he broke down into tears during class when a teacher called on him
And then there was DSL.
> Weird mulatto kid
> Gangly as fuck, nappy hair, huge dick suckin' lips (hence the name DSL) with oversized teeth
> Basically looked like a randomized Oblivion character
> Spoke with a horrible lisp
> Was in my math class junior year
> Would always get into fights over nothing with the kids around him
> Wouldn't pay attention during class or do his work, would just play Pokemon on a gameboy color and eat snacks, teacher had to let him because he was legitimately retarded
> One day he jerked off in class
> Seriously he just began whacking it while we were doing busy work
> Moved classes but didn't even get suspended
> Sophomore year got kicked off the swim team with another sperg because they ran through the natatorium lobby butt ass naked and tried to get into the girl's locker room (I really can't make this up)
There were others but I'll leave it at that
>that time I stared at a girl across the lunchroom during lunch
>playing air guitar to Rise Against on mp3 player while staring
>wasn't even full blown air guitar
>was this subtle hand movement of practicing picking to the music
>probably looked like autistic muscle twitches
>tfw she knew I was staring
To this day I wonder why the hell did I do that and how the hell did I think it was a good idea.
Normie autism ok?
>Junior year
>quit organized sports took up lifting in Sophomore year so I had some gains goin for me
>in spanish class
>people taking pictures of me all the time
>popular girl that sits behind me drawing hearts on my back
>*god please stop this*
>OMG anon you like never talk you're so mysterious
>anon why dont you say anything, you only blush
>anon are you a boob or butt guy
>I dont say anything
>she texted me multiple times, rarely replied
>when I do reply it's a concise statement I've spent at least an hour crafting
In my mind there is no way that she is actually attracted to me
When I look in the mirror I still see the scrawny awkward nerd I once was
>she talks to my only friend about how im such an asshole
>she told my friend that she thinks she is not good enough for me
Whatever, life goes on.
Told my only friend in elementary school about the time I shit the floor. I thought it was funny. She stopped talking to me after that, avoided me like the plague. Have some other stories I can tell, if you want.
>>24370137
Are you me, senpai?
In elementary school some other robot shit on the floors in the bathroom and rubbed it all over the walls.
The teachers called everyone from my grade in to a room and told people what transpired.
I start laughing super hard, everyone just looks at me and I keep laughing, the teacher asks "Anon do you find something funny about this?" and I keep laughing.
I was 9 years old who the fuck wouldn't find that funny
>>24370517
my normie autism
>sophomore year
>spanish class
>easy as shit for me because i spoke the language my whole life
>reasonably good looking, so popular in this class
>for some reason, get into INTENSE verbal argument with this one chick bc it was so obvious she wanted my cock but i was tired of being nice so i just became a dick
>her friend gets involved in it too and so it becomes 2v1
>eventually we have to do some project where we draw stereotypes (not ethnic but like jock, nerd, or whatever) and label their shit all in spanish
>the girls do me
>i do dumb stacy slut as my stereotype (not literally but as close as I could without getting in trouble)
>we present each. everyone in class knows we are mocking each other
>teacher hangs everyone's drawings except ours
>semester goes by and we get it over with. bitch got the message and ignored her friend...
desu senpai they fit every robot's definition of a stacy (skinny, blondes, popular) and idk how i managed to pull that off without coming off seriously autistic (or more autistic than i did). anyway the friend of the dumb bitch (who was a lot more vocal about the whole argument than the slut i rejected) eventually ended up in another class with me and was always nice to me after that class, randomly saying hi to me all the time senior year. turned out she wanted me to ask her to prom.
