>tfw you never went to prom
I'm literally tying the noose right now, faggots
You just skipped out on a night of you standing around in the corner eating snacks and waiting to go home.
>>29293786
>Got really fat
>Went to prom
>Told girl I'd really liked for about a year about how I felt
>Flat out rejected me
>See pictures on Facebook from the night
>Fat as fuck (130kg)
>Decide to lose weight while I'm at uni
>Now 76kg, just ate better, get mires and more female attention
>Girl I used to like is now fat as fuck, almost circle tier
>mfw when I see her in person next time
feels good man
>>29293824
Ex-fatbois are always such bitter losers.
Here prom was for the preppy kids and kids whose parents forced them to go.
I just got high with my friends that night
>>29293824
good job, glad the whore is fat now.
>>29293797
pretty much. I sat in my parents attic shitposting while high. I cut myself as well that night. feels bad
>>29293835
I'm not bitter though, I just think it's funny how things work out in life
>>29293786
Really wasn't all that great for me, got kinda drunk and had a lot of fun with my date and friends, but she rejected me 2 weeks later.
>>29293797
Only weirdo betas with no date or friends do this.
>tfw this guy got laid years before you
>tfw this guy had a gf
>tfw this guy went to prom with a qt
I'm literally gonna kill myself now
>>29293786
>prom
OP I never finished ninth grade.
I'm 22, just imagine my social capacity.
>26
>still can't get over the shit I didn't do in high school or college
KV. After going to and graduating from college. Doesn't get more fucked than that.
>>29293898
Who is that?
Is she from an anime?
>tfw you will never have a qt girl hold your hand at prom
>>29293959
Kyoukai no Kanata
>>29293786
> tfw you will never understand these prom threads. Is this an american thing? also why are you so obsessed with that shit? its a fucking party and most of you guys hate parties.
who came with "lose your virginity at prom"?
>tfw you start to realize america lost its values earlier than you thought
Almost everything about prom for me was a fucking pain in the ass. I had virtually no one to ask because all the based girls qts were already taken so I had to ask one of my classmates.
She was literally spoiled as fuck and was difficult to coordinate with and was generally a bitch to me almost the whole month before the day itself.
When word got out that I said I was gonna try to get her drunk to fuck her on prom night (which I swear I was just joking) she literally said I wasn't allowed to the after party with her.
When prom came around I bounced after we got in. You didn't miss much OP.
My prom night essentially went like this
>Me and my best friend are autistic so no date
>Decide going is better than sitting in the house doing nothing
>Go to it and end up judging everyone and being cynical just for the bantz
>Dancing starts
>Friend and I decide to go hide in the toilet and head back once we heard the music stop
>School chaplain finds us in the bathroom and thinks we were doing drugswe weren't
>Decide best course course of action is to haul ass back my friends place
>Have to bob and weave behind pillars to avoid detection
>Call his mum and go back home to play WWE
Running away was fun and all but what remained was just a boring gathering of Chads and Stacies to collectively jerk each other off
I didn't go and I'm glad. If I liked the people in my year level, I might have as well as try to get a date. But since I hated pretty much all of them I saw no point. All except 3 of my better friends fucked off to different schools so no point going.
Eurofag here, is prom really such a big deal like in all those cheesy teen films? From what I've read ITT, seems that it's just a party like another
>>29294287
It's a pretty big deal to normies, and they can get over excited about it like a teen flick. But it really is just a fucking over hyped party followed by an actual party where debauchery commences
>not being the guy who takes the biggest titted girl at school
>>29293786
I actually did go to my prom, it was awkward and boring for a robot like me. Considering going, or not going to prom, none of these answers is the right thing to do.
