>>24350508
>Life is just a fucking joke
ooh nice to bring this up.

I was tits deep in a soliloquy like two days ago.

I don't think it matters if life is a joke.
is it a good joke?
Or a bad joke? If it's a good joke then you've got something out of it.
But if it's a bad joke, okay. Alright.
Who's telling the joke? Is it a smooth motherfucker? Smooth motherfuckers can tell bad jokes and they know it's bad.
But they don't care.

Because he's smooth.

But if he's a lame ass, telling a bad joke.
Well you and I got a life in common, pal.

>>24350508
>I want off this ride.
How btw?

I was too caught up in my own shit. How is your preferred method to shuffle off your mortal coil, gazi?

>find a gf
>not even a month of dating she starts ignoring all my attempts at communication, practically done
>land a job
>superior dumps everything she can for me to do
>no cash at all, still haven't gotten paid since I've yet to sign a contract with them
>due to wisdom teeth growing both sides of my lower jaw are in pain, rest of teeth are in pretty shitty state
>constant procrastination and sleeping a lot
>barely eat anything when I force myself because I feel hunger but I still have no desire to eat
>dry heaving every morning and sometimes in the day from anxiety
All around when I see people I get congratulated and told how good I have it.

>>24350508
>life is a fucking joke and death is the punchline
It literally doesn't get any more cliche than this statement. I get the sentiment of your post but Christ, any time I hear someone say this unironically I know they're someone who is dealing with the bare minimum of a 'bad life'

>>24350809
How can you say that there is a differentiation between "bad lives"?
Isn't it enough for one to acknowledge their own sorrow?
Why is it suddenly a competition to see who deserves to be more sad?

Have you trying this new popular method of achieving eternal happiness?
Step 1:
1. Just b yourself :)
Step 2:
2. Go out, talk to people :D
Step 3:
3. Just walk up to her, say hello XD

>>24350791
This, all of this. I just don't care for anything at all, I don't even think I feel sadness anymore. Everyone around me doesn't understand.

>>24350846
This.
>>24350809
>they're someone who is dealing with the bare minimum of a 'bad life'
Guy with an inherent phobia of condiments to embarrassed to talk about forced to work at a fucking fast food joint by his mother is a bad life too.

Everytime someone mentions something about a person dissatisfied to at the most completely fucking seething at life, there's always a gazi who comes along and sets a fucking table spectrum of the poles of how fucked you can be in life. What good comes of that?

>>24350791
It's tiring pretending all the time.

>>24350983
And the longer you pretend the more insignificant your problems look when you actually confide in someone.
So far only my brother seems to understand me, but I don't want to trouble him.
The worst is the lack of enjoyment or proper sadness/anger, I'm rarely experiencing any other emotion other than a feeling of weight and emptiness.