>forgetting your kit and having to wear the unwashed spare kit
>that one guy who would sell lucozade and sweets at break
>watching the whole school charge onto the field when a fight broke out
>taking a tactical chew on your gum when the teacher wasn't looking
Share stories lads, le's bring some bantz to this board
>first day of high school
>some year 11 kids get in a fight
>suddenly one of them drops to the ground
>turns out a pencil in his pocket stabbed him during the struggle
>ruptures his spleen
>tfw the first fight I ever saw was the most exciting
I think the kid survived, he was in the ICU for a while though
>some teachers pet type kids doing a sponsored silence
>around 30 in total from our year but they were all in different classes so every teacher knew that this was going on
>get into science class and every student is sat down before the teacher arrives
>some guy has the idea to pretend to be doing the silence
>this catches on and we all stay silent
>teacher laughs and knows it's a joke but we don't break character
>he starts going through the lesson trying to get some weaker kids to answer questions and break the silence
>eventually he gets to me
>the guy always hated me for some reason
>he's mad as fuck at this point too
>"anon read the question on the board and answer it now"
>dude is 10/10 tilted
>all class looking at me
>trying so hard not to break but he's been staring at me for legit a minute straight
>about to break when one guy from across the room shouts out "ahhhh we got you there sir"
>teacher laughs and tries to get on with lesson
>everyone does the complete opposite and goes from silence to talking non stop
>teacher cant finish lesson due to noise
>wank all the rugby boys off into he changing rooms
>let them spunk on me like some human cum rag
>wearing your kit under your uniform
>teacher asks you to tuck your shirt it
>roll it up to look tucked t
>"Tuck it in properly"
>tuck it in
>teacher walks off
>untuck your shirt
The great irony of course is that I now tuck my shirt in because it looks better
>some absolute spacker kid whose parents wanted to to have a "normal" life
>Whisper in his ear "James said you're a cunt"
>spacker goes ape shit and retard strength bashing the fuck out of james and had to be restrained by two teachers
Good times
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>having a school assembly
>headteacher describes how an ofsted inspected came in was extremely disappointed with the behaviour
>So the story goes, apparently one of the students was caught dragging another student up the stairs
Many lulz were had across the assembly.
