Plague doctor greentext fuckers
Go
Doctor plague report to the pit
>>29228236
>Be me
>Normie on holiday in Venice
>Browse one of the millions of mask shops there
>Buy cool looking plague doctor mask
>Wear it 'ironically'
>Two days later
>Still fucking around in Venice
>Wearing my mask
>Rest of my outfit 10/10 tourist fml
>Walking through alley
>Group of three pickpocketers target me, rich tourist
>Try scaring them away by telling them i'll infect them with aids n shit
>Pickpockets laughing
>Hit me to the ground
>Steal my mask
>Nothing else of worth on me
>Not my face when
>be me, best doctor in town
>a man walking into my clinic, young woman beside him
>tells me its's his dotter
>apparently she fucked a nigger and he wants me to make her stop doing it
>don't worry I'm a doctor
>tell him to kill the nig nog
>he does
>tell him to steal The mans teeth
>he does
>tell him to put The teeth in a box and Then burn it
>he does
>now his dotter is cured
>damnimgood.Gif
>apparently she fucks another monkey
>well just burn the bitch
>I am a Doctor
Where can I get more of this?
>>29228236
>>29229739
>>29229832
>>29230056
Best example of a reddit thread I've ever seen.
>>29228236
>PURRIIFFYYYYYY
Every time.
>>29231165
What makes it reddit though? I can only assume you have a vast knowledge of the subject.
>>29231165
Gtfo, you whining normie.
>>29229832
>makes up lame lies for a bad meme on his shipwreck piece collector forum
who's autistic now?
>be plague doctor
>filthy norman approaches and says he has plague
>asks to be leeched
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
