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Since all of us are NEET robot shut in's who spend most of our time online, can we get an internet stories thread going? Your stories can be from online games, forums, anything.

I'll kick it off.


>Be me
>On a forum
>"hey guys, come check out my [music room service]'
(You play songs in a virtual room, i'm sure most of you guys know what it is)
>Meme shitposting room, filled with cringe vids and the occasional anti feminist propaganda. we'll call the owner faggot.
Not that i support feminism.
>hang out in the room for a little bit, queue cringe shit.
>faggot takes a liking to me
>i quickly make my way up to co-owner status
>promote the room around. the forum loves it at this point

>another member, who we'll call frank, makes another room
>chill out, knows me from the other room, instant manager, eventually co-owner.

>edgy faggot comes into franks room
>we'll call him sammy
>starts spamming filthy frank memes
>i tell him to stop
>he keeps going
>i kick him
>he comes back and threatens to dox me
>lol good luck sammy
>banned his ass
>report him to forum mods
>"it's offsite, nothing we can do bruh"
>understood

>faggot returns from his shit
"dude wtf spamming is allowed"
>first I've heard of this
>faggot regularly bans people who insult death grips vaporware or spam without warning
>once banned a highly respected community member because he judged him for skipping every song in the queue to play sadboys
>sammy unbanned and i get demoted to manager
okaylol.jpeg
>sammy threatens to dox me again
>going to ban him, consult faggot
>PMs me saying i need to straighten up or else
>sammy takes my place as co-owner

>movie night
>LONG ass anime movie plays
>halfway through i decide to ditch faggot
>skip the movie
>permabanned from the room
>massive butthurt
>most of the forum hates me
>nofucksgiven.jpeg
>faggot wants to roast me
>sure pal
>roast him over moderation
[cont coming] might be slow, on my phone. let me know if i should continue.