5am wake up
6am commute
8am arrive at work
work
work
work
5pm leave work
6pm stuck in traffic
7pm stuck in traffic
8pm get home
9pm finish dinner
10pm shower
11pm go to sleep
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
>>24288167
Wewwww wew wew wew NEETs panicking and making threads to dispel their cognitive dissonance. Weww he literally cannot stop posting. Wewwwww ladmen he's addicted. Wew wew this is whst NEETs are.
>>24288241
You sound...upset?
Perhaps the posting of your weekly schedule has triggered you?
>>24288167
what sort of job do you have that you have such shit tier times and commute?
>>24288241
ITS CRAZY, NEETQUEERS ARE STILL....AND I REPEAT..STILL GETTING BTFO ON A DAILY BASIS
>>24288392
>>24288241
>being this mad
>claiming NEETs got "btfo"
Try again wageniggers
>>24288329
wew wew he's projecting so hard. wew he's mad enough to post 45 threads and respond to all of my wewpostings. This is what an addict is.
wew NEETies confirmed for being objectively upset, hurt, mad, vexed, jealous, bothered and angry.
wew wew wew wew wew wew we wewwwwwwwww
gather under kurusu
>>24288494
>2010 + 5 pennies
>being this assmad
8 hours for sleep
0.5 hours for getting ready
0.5 hours for going to work
8 hours for work
0.5 hours for getting home
6.5 hours for whatever I want
>>24288468
wew wew this NEET cannot even come up with any counter argument. wew wew wew wew wew he's too mad and too addicted to the internet to do anything about it. wew wew
>>24288590
wagey getting ragey
>>24288564
wewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww check this NEET projection. wew if only he put ths much effort into
THAT NOVEL
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E
L
>>24288241
wew wagie mad weweeeewww
>>24288582
You: 6.5 hours of whatever you want (27% of your day)
Me: 24 hours of whatever I want (100% of my day)
>>24288590
>>24288625
all these slaves can come up with is "wew wew wew"
Perhaps their vocabulary would improve if their lifestyle allowed them the time to read a book
>>24288640
wew wew wew wewwwwww NEETkucks are so low energy and inept that that they're adopting wewposting as a defense.
as opposed to just doing something else. wew wew wew so addicted to the internet.
wew lads. just wew.
>>24288167
>2 hour commute
I've been there, and it sucks.
>>24288681
wew all this damage control. all of this getting constantly BTFO wew wew wew.
BTFO by life
>wew
BTFO by me
>wew
BTFO by themselves
>wew
wew wew
>>24288672
Me: 40% of my awake time for whatever I want
You: (sleep 14 hours a day) 40% of your awake time for shitposting
>>24288700
Why would anyone willingly have a commute over 40 minutes? I would quit on the spot if I had to drive 2 hours to work.
>>24288697
wew lad I'm not a NEET
weww weew lads wew neetgers got destroyed AGAIN itt
they're literally on programs for ghetto urban degenerates wew
they're literally biologically and genetically inferior wew wew
they can get cut off at ANY time wewwwwwww
>have 6 hours before work
>could do so much in that time
>can't decide on what to do
>browse 4chan until time to leave
>>24288167
Sounds like any fag working in Toronto usual morning.
>>24288790
I sleep 9 hours a day, and only occasionally come here to try and persuade friendly wagec.ucks to change their ways.
Normally I'm working out, heading down to the piano lounge (I've become quite good with all this time on my hands), progressing on my novel, having sex with my girlfriend, playing sports at the local park, and a wide variety of other activities.
wew did you know that in essence, neets, negros, and feminists are LITERALLY OBJECTIVELY INARGUABLY AND IRREFUTABLY THE COMPLETY EXACT SAME THING
wew this is why they're mad while wagesaviors are literally undeniably always confident and stoic wewwww
they're ACTUALLY THIS MAD because they're reddit: the person, wewww literally every one of them! wew just wew the very fact triggers them immensely wewwww
>>24288934
wew wew wewwwww he literally does none of these things.
wew wew wew he can't because his addicted to the internet. wew he's never been to piano lounge in his life.
>>24288200
good song tho
>>24288969
>he hasn't seen that pic
fresh from reddit?
>Being a NEET
Enjoy your no money
>Being a salary monkey
Enjoy your no life
>Self employed master-race
>>24289022
wew wew what are you talking about? did you mean to reply to No.24288790?
>>24288969
>>24288957
I live off the weekly payment my sugar mama gives me. I have a nice apartment and many quality things, and live like a rich man (her ex-husband was a megamillionare).
She also takes me out to nice dinners and dates and we fuck like animals afterward. I haven't worked in years and I'm 24. How mad does this make you?
@No.24289056
top kek. This is how the joke works faggot
wewwwwwww neetgers are the jews favorite wewwwww they're literally cultural marxism in action
>>24289112
wew wew wwwwwwwew he's making outrageous claims that are obviously untrue to defend his indefensible existence.
wew have you ever seen anyone so mad? wew wew wew. even it's it's true he's living off another man. wew wew i cannot imagine being that low test
wwwwwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>24289171
wait weren't you shitposting in a neet thread yesterday
holy crap you must really hate us.
i understand your frustration tho. i would be pretty pissed off too if i had to work all day while other people do nothing.
>>24289114
wew wew PM me and say that. wew wew wew
>>24289245
wew wew wew there are many of us. we are the wew army. the only way you can escape us is to get off the internet.
wew wew wwwwwwewww but you won't because it's your addiction wew wew
>>24288167
9:00 - wake up, shower, and head to the farmer's market to buy something for breakfast.
10:05 - head into work
10:15 - arrive at work. I found a place to live that is a short and pleasant walk away from where I work.
11:30 head out to lunch. We're encouraged to take long lunches, as some great ideas have come from brainstorming over a couple of beers after lunch.
1:00 - get back from lunch.
4:30 - afternoon beer break for more brainstorming around one of the office kegs
5:30 - everyone heads to the bar
8:00 - finally get home, spend a few hours working on personal projects, and playing games
1:00 am - finally go to sleep.
>>24289297
no, you're the same guy haha.
i'm sorry man, good look with that though.
In contrast:
>Wake up at around 1 PM
>Fap in bed till about 2 PM
>Get out of bed and have some instant noodles for lunch/breakfast while sitting in front of your computer
>Shitpost on 4chan until parents get home around 6 PM
>Dad once again comes and asks me what I've been doing all day
>Lie to him that I've been sending out job applications all day
>This time I don't have to show him the latest batch of fake rejection emails
>Dinner is ready by 6:30 PM
>Get made fun of by chad younger brother for being such a failure at life while my parents are silently agreeing with him
>Go back to shitpost on 4chan after dinner
>Contemplate suicide as I'm already on a razor's edge with being kicked out as my deadline for getting a job or being kicked out is past, but my dad hasn't yet kicked me out because of the fake application rejection emails
>Starting to get suspicious and I might have to take a wageslave job arranged by him to avoid being kicked out
>Shitpost, watch animu and play vidya till about 4AM
>Go to bed
>Rinse and repeat
For all those saying that NEET life is great, go fuck yourself because it doesn't work in murrica. Might work in yoropoor countries with generous welfare systems where I could live on my own and have actual money to spend on shit, but not over here.
Genuinely miserable and thinking of just offing myself as that'd only speed things along as I'd die anyway when my dad eventually catches on and kicks me out...
Try:
5am fall asleep
2pm: fallout 4
5pm go to work
10pm go home
11pm get drunk
>>24289319
FALSE FLAG
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S
E
F
A
G
7:00am Wake up
7:40am Ready for work, bike to work down the street.
8:00am Start Work
Work
Lunch for 30 mins
Work
3:00pm, Get off
3:20pm, Get home.
3:30pm, Start to make dinner
4:20pm, Get high as fuck and chill.
Such wasted time you have. I have off 3 days a week and go to University for 2 of those days. Sometimes I work 3pm-10pm.
>this thread
sage is where its at
>>24289353
If the life of a real NEET is that hard to read about, then get the fuck off /r9k/.
Not false flagging and genuinely ready to off myself at this point.
>>24289304
>8pm get home
No thanks.
>>24289488
You're not doing NEETdom right. Your failure doesn't apply to all NEETs. Not my fault you're shit at it
>mfw neets btfo again in their own threads
keep dreaming about us lmao, nobody will ever hire you
>>24289594
this. it's hilarious that we're on the scientifically proven to be completely inferior minds of little neetgoym when we don't even remember they exist because we're too busy being happier than them.
it's like they're the beta that got keked by chad and leaves passive aggressive Facebook comments on their ex's pictures lmao
>>24289663
>too busier being happen tan neets
>still come to r9k and post
Back to your smelly studio apartment, slave
>>24288167
i'm 19 and still in high school i'm a senior
here is how most days go
>wake up at 6:30
>skip breakfast
>drive to school with no license
>1st period have mini panic attack
>2nd period just try not to fall asleep
>lunch hide in stall brows 4chan and fap
>3rd get overwhelmed with depression and anxiety
>can't focus on work for shit
>watch my grade goes down
>4th give up and go home
>can't sleep because loud ass bro watches those annoying vines and blasts nigger music but too beta to tell him to turn it down
weekends:
>wake up
>feel a bit of content knowing i don't have to get up early
>get out of bed, eat if there is anything worth eating (picky)
>get on PC and pray that dad dosent yell at me for being a loser
repeat
the only perk to this is that im not bugged to get a job but as we know high school is hell if your not chad. i just watch as the months go by before i graduate and have to get a job boo hoo.
>>24289546
Right... So how are you supposed to do it in a country with a reigning party hell bent on having the bare minimum of social welfare and a family that considers not providing for yourself about as shameful as being a pedophile?
Am I supposed to kill some PTSD's solder with full disability and take their identity? Because regular feigning of mental illness doesn't get you the kind of welfare that would support you.
>>24289718
>has no clue what r9k is for
kek
>>24288806
Because they have bills to pay, anon.
wagekeks BTFO again
when will it end? when will they learn?
>>24289751
>Feelsbadman.jpg the board
>Deleted by moot for the people on here being so pathetic he's laughing at us
>Then brought back as the board for pathetic people when other boards complained about the /r9k/ spilling over to their boards (kind of like when moot deleted /news/ and had to create /pol/ as a containment board)
I don't know what shithole you live in, but it takes me like, 30 minutes AT THE MOST to get home from work in the city centre, and I live in the suburbs.
>>24289884
>straightfromreddit2014
>5am wake up
>barracks inspection
>go to PT formation
>either show up in ACUs if I'm not feeling it or PTs if I wanna get my pump on
>go back to sleep in my room for 2hrs before grabbing breakfast at the DFAC with my roommate and heading to work
>drive my coworker to Starbucks in her car bc women drivers
>get a free chai tea, deliver coffees to my co-workers and generally waste time before going back to my office
>bullshit with my NCOs, commander, etc, watch YouTube/Netflix, nap until lunch
>coworker wakes me up, we go to lunch together
>if my squad leader isn't coming back to work, take a long nap before coming in an hour from off duty hours
>clean up and leave
>automatically promoted by not fucking up
>free health care, go to the dentist just because
Yep, sure sucks being a "wagekek"
>>24289727
Man i feel you, except the bro part since my brother is currently living in commieblock an has always been quiet
>>24288241
This wew thing is a shitty meme and you should be ashamed of yourself
apply yourself
>>24290759
You are proving its a great meme
Wewwwwww Neets getting heated weewwwww. This insecurity weww
>>24288167
> 6am, wake up to beautiful wife
> 7am communte
> 8am arrive at work
work
work
work
> 5pm leave work
> 6pm get home
> 7pm dinner with wife who cooked it for me
> 8pm buying expensive anniversary gift online with 45k/yr wage
> 9pm crazy sex with wife
> 10pm shower and bed
repeat
>>24290983
>trading your valuable time for a pittance and possessions
Wageslave logic everyone
>>24290983
>45k/yr wage
>expensive anniversary gift online
Be careful not to splurge too much wagie... I'm sure it makes you feel rich lmao you middle class c.u.c.k
>Mfw I have to wake up and go to some shitty admin desk job I hate in an open plan office with people I dont like.
Why cant we just get a basic income already
>>24291043
Wewwww this NEETslave mad as fuark wewwwew
>>24291043
Its K bro I paid off my student loan 3 years ago
>>24290983
Why would you be proud of this? Saying this as a wage slave too?
How can you take pride in this?
>stay at home as a NEET being told constantly how much of a fuck up you are by parents while doing whatever you can to get employed and then giving up when it doesn't work
>forcing yourself to get up at ungodly hours just to type on a screen for hours on end or some ridiculous physical labor and having no say in the conditions since you'd be homeless without this menial task
Living is so fucking awful.
>>24289488
>buy cheap shit from Alibaba (Aliexpress if you want to start small)
>Resell on eBay
>Eventually move onto Amazon/own site
>OPTIONAL: Set up drop shipping so you don't even need to physically ship youself
You can literally buy things for a dollar a piece and sell for 20.
You now have a better life than NEETs and wageslaves.
>>24292142
Looks like I found my new racket
Thanks senpai
>>24291092
not him but sounds fulfilling and comfy to me.
>being loved and adored and taken care of, keeping busy
or
>being alone and feeling like a disappointment or letdown, staring at your computer screen 10+ hours a day
if neets consider the former not for them, hey cool. I'm not mad. If however you think someone is less for choosing the former over the latter, you are obviously extremely upset and disturbed over things that have no impact on you, it's probably better if you just stay inside on your computer away from the world tbqh fam
>6AM wake up
>7AM at work, work is 5 minutes from my house
>7PM done working
>7:30PM get home
>10PM asleep
>Paid 25/hr
>Friday, Saturday, Sunday
>Rest of the week is mine with the resources I earned
>I work hard but enjoy it in the present, still have plenty of time to relax
>neets indulge in the present
>10-15 years from now I will be comfortably retired while 90% neetkeks have offed themselves because they have no future
I truly feel bad for them, but this is the path they travel towards.
>>24290555
>chai tea
You're disgusting.
>>24292348
>25/hr
>retired in 10 years
>>24291014
time's going to pass regardless. your parents are going to die, your pets are going to die, you're going to suffer through them and then you're going to die.
why waste the valuable time you have believing you're somehow making more staring at the internet day in and day out instead of having experiences? unfortunately, many things I like to do, play music, perform standup comedy, paint cost money and I have don't have anyone to take care of me like I'm a pathetic child, so I work to fund my comedy habit, my music habit, my art habit, and do so while not living in the hood and eating ramen every day. it's a fair trade to me, and a good use of time instead of wasting the limited time you have, literally throwing it in the trash, collecting $800/mo from the government and staring at 4chan all day while parents weep in disappointment from another room.
but hey, sorry if you get mad about this. the truth hurts sometimes, robots.
>>24292348
>12h shifts
how.
>>24292440
I've been doing this for a good bit, and I don't spend money frivolously. Unlike NEETs I have an idea of what the next few decades will require of me and my finances and in the event of an emergency I will be well prepared.
>>24292494
>neetkek unable to fathom how someone could operate with a higher level of functioning for more than the time it takes to shitpost on 4chan
color me surprised
>>24292348
Not including breaks, and if you spent absolutely no money of that whatsoever, and even before taxes, you really think you can retire on ~$400K? Maybe if you're a minimalist, yeah.
>>24292543
I used to work in a different area of my job that made me a lot more money but was more stressful, but that was when I was younger. I take it slower these days.
>>24292543
it's a lot easier to retire off $400k than the $9k a year max neetbux in America provides, unless you're so beta you literally need your parents as a provider like you're an incompetent woman
>>24292475
This.Will be ignored by neetbabys because it literally objectively btfos them beyond any repair everwew wew wew
7am wake up
7:30am commute
8am arrive at work
Work until 3~4 self employed so I choose when I finish
Earning $600-$1000 per day
Home by 4pm
tfw not being a NEET
Tfw NEETS actually think spending all their time watching anime and playing vidya is a idea of a good life
Tfw no girl will ever want a NEET
>2 hour commute
Why would anyone in their right minds ever do this to themselves? it better be a decent paying job.
>>24292475
>living off the goverment
and working towards an
>artistic
goal are not mutually exclusive, some
>neets
are not hated by their parents like wagekecks are and they dont mind
>paying
for my livehood while i work on
>bettering
myself and my art.
honestly i cant phamtom how do you need that much money
>for stand up and painting
>>24288167
And I think about death the whole time
I did not chose this fate. It is not a noble fate, but I belong to no other.
Fuck off
>>24292537
>neetkek unable to fathom how someone could operate with a higher level of functioning for more than the time it takes to shitpost on 4chan
I work, I'm just not a cunt like you.
Probably why I make more and work less hours.
>>24293155
How is a 12hr shift so impossible to imagine?
You're generally awake for 16 hours in a day. You just work for 4 more than the average.
>>24293043
I'm glad you still have parents, anon. I'd hate to see you face the real world, because unfortunately, you'd never survive as you are entirely unable to provide for yourself on a basic level. Enjoy it while you can, I sincerely mean that, and good luck on your art.
Standup requires alot of travel. I'm into analog art, which requires supplies. I also fancy myself an artisinal chef albeit amateur, and will only use fresh ingredients because I care about what I put in my body.
>>24293043
I forgot to ask in
>>24293310
how are you bettering yourself? I'd like some actual discussion as opposed to slap fights, because I honestly believe I'm better off than any NEET that isn't a billionaire, so no amount of passive aggressive memes will change my resolve
>>24293043
Wewwwww he says he works on this mysterious and heretofore unseen art byr all he doed is post on 4chan. Wewwwwe wew wew wew NEETS BTFO forever wewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>24290983
>All that time working
>45k/yr wage
What kinda shitty job u got, m8?
>>24288241
It's the same thing for both NEETs and normies
12pm wake up
1pm eat something
2pm computer
computer
computer
fap
5pm play video games
7pm play video games
8pm play video games
9pm eat
10pm fap some more
11pm-3am do a combination of the above
4am sleep
It's utter shit for both sides of the coin.
>>24292331
I literally work for a few hours and then just shit-post and fap all day. $50K+Now I have all the time and money I need to be miserable and think about how I hate myself.
