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ITT: We post some shit that happened in High School that fucked us up and has stayed with us to this day.
>Sophomore year
>Finally start making friends, get popular enough to get a gf
>We fuck once, shit was great and I pressured her for it because I knew what I had wouldn't last, I just wanted what I could get while it was available
>She breaks up with me like a month after because all I ever wanted to do was fuck
>Literally a couple weeks later she tells me she is pregnant
>In full panic mode, she wants me to tell everyone it is mine and she wants me to talk to her parents
>She actually knew it wasn't mine, she fucked some disgusting ugly kid "in a moment of weakness" the day after we broke up
>The only reason she fucked with me like that was because she didn't want anyone to know she fucked this dog ugly kid
>She drops out senior year
>To this day have not even looked at another girl because of how batshit insane they are
My "friends" also stopped talking to me because they thought I was a fuckoboi for not immediately owning up to the kid when she told me it was mine.
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I was going to post some stories, but then I saw you're one of those complete faggots who uses the term "fuckboy" and spells it as "fuckboi."
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>>24341873
HAHAHA That's fuckin nothing nigger. Not even close to the batshit insane stuff I dealth with in High School. You got lucky.
>be me
>be junior year of high school 17
>first day of class in chemistry
>come into class a bit late
>all of the lab seats taken
>middle row of three desks
>two are empty except one
>she was sitting there
>first glance cute and petitie with some meat
>had awesome natural hair
>Thulean Perspective teachings kick in
>potentialmatetargeted.jpg
>get a group based opening day assignment
>have to do the damn fill in the blanks about your new classmates bullshit
>find out she is a senior
This should have been my first red flag. Should I continue robots?
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>>24342125
Yes please continue, also fuck this faggot robot. Forgot they reenabled it.
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>>24342125
Aight continuing
For context why that was a red flag, Chemistry was considered a sophomore level chemistry course, yet I was in there because I had just transferred over from another state. Anyway continued
>start talking about how awful the class was already
>start bonding over time over the shittiness of this class and the professor
>week later get her number
>professor starts to notice we talk to much and splits us up
>I'm in the front row of tables and she's in the back row
>constantly text each other about random shit in the class
>thought it was just going to be another friend zone beta orbiter tier shit
>one day she starts getting quite flirtatious with only a single word:
"Sex?"
>mfw I see the text on my phone
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>>24342354
moremoremoremore
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>>24342354
Moar now
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>>24342354
>a woman is wanting to have sex with me
>what the fuck she's into skeletors?!
This was the first time I had even gotten remotely flirtatious with a woman so mistakes are going to be made
>respond in the most autistic way possible:
"When, where and how hard ;)"
"After school, your house and as rough as you like."
>mfw 100% erect
>give her my address
>parents not home because both were working their asses off during the housing crisis
That night that damn woman taught me the art of sex. Still the best sex I've had in my whole life.
>we go on and off for two hours
>cantstopwontstop.exe
>finally ends with us falling asleep in each others arms
>wake to find her downstairs in her panties making ramen
Life was good for me. Looking back if I hadn't known what was going on she was waifu material at the time for my little beta self.
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>>24342509
Shitty choice of reaction image. I'm typing as I go and as fast as I can I have an exam tomorrow for Calc II. Anyway contd.
>holidays start rolling around
>that comfy cozy feeling of Christmas with qt GF
>text her constantly when not with her and we exchange roughly 1 gig of nudes in the 3 months prior to what I call the "incident"
No I won't share them as a matter of fact I lost them all
>the incident was when things went downhill hard
>real hard
>be studying over Skype for chemistry Midterm
>end the skyping and get ready for bed
>she texts me
"Goodnight I love you"
>I respond
"Love you too hun"
>phone starts vibrating
>whatthefuck.gif
>answer
>most stereotypical southern drawl can be heard over the phone
>could practically smell the burger
>"WHO THE FUCK IS THIS"
> I respond
>"This man's GF who the fuck am I speaking to."
>"This man's GF
Pic related pictures my fury pretty well
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>>24342686
>this man's GF
G fucking G autocorrect
>mfw the whole night after that phone call ending with me just hanging up and crying myself to sleep
>those nightmare stories from /r9k/ are coming true
>next day at school
>get out of my car and see her standing there with him standing behind her with his hands on her shoulders.
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>Teacher is playing the radio
>The "Queen Bitch" song by David Bowie comes on
>Teacher is like "Does anybody know what song this is?"
>I wanted to show my classmates that I'm a super cool /mu/ expert
>"QUEEN BITCH!"
>"DID YOU JUST CALL ME THE B WORD"
>"YOU'RE GOING TO MEET ME FOR YOUR LUNCH HOUR!"
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