who /devlish/ here?
>find facebook profiles of race traitors
>post them to /pol/
>fool impressionable teenagers into subscribing to a totalitarian ideology that will never bear fruit, essentially destroying their lives
>spend days playing vidya and watching anime with a disregard to race
Normies BTFO
>>29204828
>mfw spamming from 2010-2012 at work about how evil women/people are to scare young guys into deeper anxiety and depression
>mfw happily married and find most girls to be way too fucking stupid to have any grasp of "evil" or manipulation
>at the grocery store this past Tuesday
>go to grab butter
>it's the end of the day and the cheap brand is sold out
>grab more expensive stuff instead
>walk to the end of the aisle
>see the cheap stuff on an endcap
>swap it for the expensive stuff
>as I start to walk away, I see a couple approach the main butter shelves
>they are clearly in the same position I was a minute ago
>they'll probably figure it out
>think about telling them to save them some time
>don't
I just walked away. I kept an eye on them before entering another aisle, though, and sure enough, they saw the endcap like I did thirty seconds later!
>>29204663
That's not devilish, it's pathetic
>>29204828
Yeah, I'm sure you've affected a lot of people
>>29205256
How the fuck do you live with yourself?
>>29204828
Yeah I too campaigned for Bernie.
>at mcdonalds by myself
>go to counter as for double big mac and fries
>lady gives me my burger
>go to sit down
>geniusidea.webm
>take out one of the patties and devour it when no one was looking
>go back to counter
>"Ughh yeah this is only a single big mac"
>So sorry sir we will make you another one.
>mfw it was actually a double big mac
>>29205686
this is pretty good idea
>>29205700
yeah you can do it atleast twice before they get suspicious, pretty much unlimited food hack
>work at gym
>friendly with guy I see every day
>he randomly reports me to management for "being monotone and unfriendly"
>management doesn't understand his problem and neither do I because they know I'm nice and friendly to people
>start going out of my way to be an asshole to him
>he keeps telling staff
>nobody believes him
2 faced faggot now you pay
>don't pet the dog sign
>pet the dog anyway
bit of an old one but i thought you would all like it
>mummy cooks me pork chops for memorial day since they're my favorite
>i go in the kitchen while she is cooking for a glass of water
>there is a lot of smoke because she fucked up and the potatoes sidedish
>i am in her way as i fill my cup
>she snaps at me to move
>move and go back to my room with my prize
>she calls everyone to dinner
>stay in my room and eat food i have stashed for emergencies such as this
>nobody else really likes porkchops and the side dish was burnt
>there was smoke in the kitchen for hours and nobody ate much
>could hear her crying later that night, she left me a pork chop portion in the fridge
never ate it, here's a picture of it still there
