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2016-06-11 08:23:23 Post No. 29204053
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ITT: Stories about you so badass they'd get discarded as fake.
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2016-06-11 08:23:23
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>Be me.
>Way back in the nein-th grade.
>All of my elective classes take place in the computer lab.
>Never do work, just fuck around.
>Try to get admin so I can download vidya.
>AdminPassword.jpg
>No prevail.
>Assignment where we make a commercial.
>There is a filming room where they film morning announcements, then broadcast it through CCTV. library is connected by a hallway.
>Librarian is an idiot, and gone.
>Find sticky note on the librarian's desk with admin credentials.
>Install shit, and bypass filter to look at shit that was auto-blocked because the thing we used searched for stuff with just single words eg. Games.
>want more
>lots more
>WANT MASSIVE HIJINKS
>Install Cain.
>Fuck with people's computers.
>Spam shit on the keyboard.
>Open Notepad and talk to them about how I'm a ghost trapped in the computer or something.
>Make windows freakout.
>Hold shift randomly.
>Copy and paste icons randomly.
>You name it I did it, never caught.
>People talking about random computer fuckery, and eventually conclude it's a hacker.
>Honestly I'm just messing around to a larger extent.
>FF to June, last week.
>Gotta go out with a bang.
>Spam onscreen messages on every computer by running a program in the school's shared folder.
>Every computer FUCKING CRASHES.
>THE WHOLE SCHOOL'S LIGHTS GO OUT.
>Turns out the school got a high tech automation system that ran in the background of someone's computer.
>People screaming and laughing.
>Every legend confirmed about the hacker.
As unbelievable as it is, it's true, everybody except the students just thought it was an outage because our city had a lot.
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