Party storie thread?
>invited to party by friend
>arrive at a old red brick house with alot of cars outside.
>music blasting from the backyard can be heard in the streets
<is this a cool party?
>walk inside to find drunk normies playing overwatch on a pc set up on the tv.
>girls watching games.
>sit down on the lounge next to a girl.
>get offered a beer
>smoked a bong
>sit down on the lounge and next thing I know I pass out.
>wake up with noodles on my face.
>still best party Iv been to.
I lost my virginity at a party
>two years ago
>go to socal for spring break
>went with a bunch of friends
>my plans were to use it as a photography project
>go to san diego zoo and get a bunch of animal shots
>go to venice beach and get some dyel bro pics
>spend most nights going through shots and tossing together the ones I want to keep
>one night my friends convince me to go to a party
>turns out a ton of people from our college were in socal too and wanted to meet for a party
>we all go to this rich guy's vacation house
>drink a couple beers and decide to go in the back yard
>the beach is about a half mile away
>I decide to get my camera from the car and go to the beach
>get out there and shoot for a bit
>hear a familiar voice
>"you just can't stop, can you?"
>turn around to see qt from my video 101 class
>"oh uh, haha, yeah I guess"
>"can I see them?"
>I flip the digital screen around and start clicking through shots
>going through almost all the shots I took so far that week
>She's drooling over all of them giving me really corny complements over them
>she creeps in closer to me eventually just leaning on me
>she wraps an arm around my back and start holding my hand with the other
>"hey, let's go back"
>"o-ok"
>honestly I'm a little frustrated because I wanted to keep shooting
>go back to the party and she takes me up stairs
>we slide into a bedroom
>she takes her shirt off and grabs my face
>she pulls it down a little and gets on her toes to kiss me
>she walls backwards and falls onto the bed pulling me on top of her
>we make out for a minutes or so and I start fumbling with her bra
>eventually I get it off and she pulls my shirt off
>we make out some more and she unbuttons her shorts
>I stick my hand in her shorts and start rubbing her pussy
>we make out some more
>she pushes me up and starts undoing my jeans
>she pulls them and my boxer-briefs down
>she rests my dick on her face
>cupping her chin with my balls
>she looks at me and giggle and kisses my dick
fucking normie
we don't leave the house to get invited to anything
>>29200350
>she grabs the base of my shaft and gives my dick a big long lick from the bottom to the tip
>she starts blowing me for about a minutes then lays on the bed
>I crawl on top of her and fuck her missionary
>she wraps her arms and legs around me softly moaning into my ear
>after a couple minutes of that she pushes me off her and rolls over cocking one leg
>I fuck her squeezing and playing her ass
>I pull out after a couple minutes and cum all over her back
We fucked a few more times at school but I was too much of an autist to start a real relationship. She transferred too.
Normies please get off this board. Shouldn't you be updating your Facebook profile picture or something?
>>29200372
If id know id invite you over or wouldn't mind going to your place. Of course only after several hours of getting to know each other's online first.
>>29200372
>>29200453
>muh special club
Please just shut the fuck up
>>29200901
Fuck you and get the fuck off this board
You don't even give a shit about the people posting here
Get the FUCK out
>>29200931
lol
you're so angry
it's cute
>>29201001
Fuck you board wrecker
you're worse than a woman
>>29201032
>board wrecker
This board was never for you anyways
It's just a slow paced /b/ for older users
>>29201057
>This board was never for you anyways
>
>It's just a slow paced /b/ for older users
You're wrong
get out
>>29201066
What an amazing argument against my statement. It really shows your intelligence and grasp of the situation.
Please teach how saying "You're wrong, get out" proves me otherwise. I would love the opportunity to learn from such a genius.
>>29199973
>cool party
>dudes playing overwatch while girls watch
Yeah, anon, can't say I have a lot of experience in that field but that doesn't sound like a great party
>>29199973
How can a party within the last month with average shit be your best?
>>29200421
i hope you get cancer and die faggot.
>>29199973
>Invited to a party by friend
>I don't know anyone
>He knows everyone
>I'm left alone
>Drink a little
>Eat a lot because the snacks were cool
>Then went home like 2 hours before the party ended
>Friend got mad because I didn't wait for him
It was meh
A cyborg can be normie and robot at same time?, are u me op?
