>In class
>move leg so it's touching girls next to me
>too scared to talk to them
>"accidental" human contact is the best I can do
why was I born this way?
Because you suck lol
>be a robot in high school
>normies try to bully me and i defend myself
>teacher misinterprets my personality as 'antisocial', and 'dangerous'
>go to a school for troubled teens in the city
>lots of guys but only 2 girls there were kicked out of school for fighting
>grabbed one of their asses for a bet and she turned around and giggled but i was too scared to take it any further
>had a deep conversation with the other one for hours and she mentioned possibly dating me and said i had a good personality
>that was 10 years ago
the only time in my life that women didn't ignore me.
makes me think those 2 girls are probably in prison or the crazy house now.
>>24333741
Thats pretty creepy bro
>>24333914
jesus, it's fine. it she didn't like it she'd move her leg.
>>24333957
did your creepy centipede pet tell you that?
>there are people that think going through life with no female contact is perfectly ok and does't result in insanity
>>24333741
If she didn't move, she was into it. You fucked up, faggot.
yesterday in calc i was sleeping and a qt asian moved her head back so it brushed against mine. i wanted to explain to her that i was just sleeping but i didnt. she probably thought it was disgusting.
>>24334005
what the fuck are you talking about?
did you take your meds today?
>>24334116
The point is its creepy and you're creepy for condoning it, you disgusting creepy fuck
>>24333741
You weren't born this way, you chose this life
>>24334054
No, they just think no female contact is a symptom of insanity.
>>24334149
okay, sure. i don't care about you enough to dispute your precious pov. i think you're just fucking with me anyway. either way, i don't care. i don't care about you.
>>24334195
>i don't care
>i don't care
>better tell him one more time how much i don't care!
lol
>>24333741
>be in the school theather
>sit next to cute shy girl
>trying to put attention to the presentation of a guy
>knee of girl touching my knee 'accidentally'
>I move it a litte bit immediately but carefully trying to not look scared
>a few seconds feeling the knee again and did the same
>suspicious of what's happening
>look at her peripherally
>saw the cute girl smiling
he touched my knee at least three times succubus be qt as fuck sometimes
>>24333741
Question: did she move her leg away or leave it there?
The answer to this question could drastically change your future.
>>24334429
no but she's more beta than me, wouldn't be surprised if she went on r9k
>>24333881
Crazy house girls are the best
>>24334479
So she didn't move her leg. You're in buddy. You are fucking in. Invite her to see a movie this weekend.
I'm gonna watch a movie with a girl I like next Thursday. Scared af. She wants to watch it in my bed. What does she want?
>>24333881
>>24334481
no fucking joke. Was in a rehab-center since I OD'd on LSD and PCP and developed a psychosis. The girls I met there were totally laid back people who I could really relate to. The fact that we were all in a rehabcenter where the degenerates meet helped aswell to create an atmosphere of basically anything goes. Best month of my life. Shame I had to leave to my fucked up normal live after I got put on my meds. Still meet with one of them. She's a Benzo-addict though, so only the occasioal fuckdate for me.
Rehab/Asylum-babes 10/10 would get an acute phase of psychosis again. Probably will too, since I allready miss the feeling of LSD and shrooms
>>24334653
...
Bruv...bruv bruv bruv. Ah'll tell ye wot she wants. She wants ye ta put it in 'er.
>>24334653
What the fuck do you think watching a movie in your bed means?
>>24334725
I'd say he's inb4 a nice rape-accusation
>sitting in class minding my own business
>sit next to grill but we never talk
>she rest her head on my shoulders
The day before that she asked my friend what my name was.
>>24334653
Be yourself :^)
hjyguiv
>>24334782
I bet ur dick smells like tuna, pig.
>make accidental contact
>girl doesn't move away
>heart rate increases
>go for dinner with 2 friends, a guy and a girl
>girl sitting next to me, guy opposite her
>feel something against my foot
>must be girl's foot
>is she rubbing it against mine? feels like she is
>don't move my foot, this continues for 10 minutes or so
>suddenly get suspicious
>subtly look down when I get the chance
>it's the guy's foot
>he probably thought I was the girl
>move foot away, don't acknowledge it
>>24334861
Kek
>after a movie
>be in minibus with friends returning home
>sit on the right seat (in my left is a friend in my right the space for people to walk)
>girl comes in no place to sit
>stands, with her ass rested on the edge of the seat in front of me (basically inches from my face)
>she wasn't even chubby but she had that big big round ass in which I could put my face for hours
>the back part of her feet right under her ass is contact with my hand which was resting on the seat support for most of the journey
Had so much precum when I got back home, makes me wish that one day I will get fit and get a gf with an ass like that so she can sit on my face.
>>24334983
>wrestling with female friend
>boxers are soaked in precum
Not a nice feel
>qt showing me something on laptop
>see something interesting onscreen so I move my hand to move the cursor
>qt gets nervous when our hands brush on the trackpad and moves hand
>autistic me thinks this is a sign of disinterest and dies a little inside
>trying not to betabitch, act normal instead of retreating off into the corner
>keep searching things on laptop, qt doesn't seem to mind, laughs when I do
>get insecure in front of smiling qt, shift in chair, accidentally bump qt's leg with mine by accident and mumble-apologize
>qt doesn't notice my apology, doesn't move leg away
>move my leg to rest against qt's again, pushing my luck
>qt acts like nothing happened
I don't know what to do with this. I should just try to be lesbian again.
>>24334054
if it results in insanity then you're just a failed normie, not a robot
>>24334653
I'm going to assume that's a shitpost, but it reminded me of a time that I was literally as autistic as you're pretending to be
