I want to sleep with this 17yo I matched with on tinder. (17 is the age of consent in my state)
How should I start the conversation? I'm pretty charming but not good at starting conversations
>>29188728
> Feel the bern
Are you going to hatefuck her or what?
She looks likea fucking cunt.
>>29188760
She's pretty hot though sooooo...
>>29188728
If you're a chad you can literally say "Hey what's up :)" and the girls will respond. A chad at my work recently got tinder. In 2 days he managed to get 90+ matches, with about 90% response rate with that.
If you're not try something a bit different from the usual opening message. The big clue in her bio is
> Talk to me about Star Wars
I tried this pick up line once and it went great:
> Are Yoda one I'm looking for? Because you're the Obi-Wan for me.
See what you think.
>>29188794
For a cunt.
>>29188769
littering and jaywalking don't result in incarceration for 5-10 years and don't get you put on the sex offender registry which basically reads your life is over forever
>>29188796
That joke made me fucking die inside. that actually worked?
>>29188769
Age of consent is something we'll actually get arrested for, even if it's legal. It's 18 or bust because the people don't care. Fucking puritan society.
>>29188809
OP here, this is my thinking. I'm not exactly a law-abiding citizen but the stigma if caught for this is enough to give one pause
>>29188823
Yes hold on I will show proof
>>29188728
go to adv op
>>29188796
That sounded like something that would make her pussy dry up and shrivel
also, tinder advice to fuck on /r9k/? What has this board become
>>29188728
That's a tranny OP better start with a discussion about who's gonna be the bottom
>>29188728
holy shit you havent even messaged her once and now you are already talking about fucking her? she will probably not even respond to you
>>29188823
>>29188846
I know it's horrible, but it worked - that's all that matters.
>>29188878
>The odds of being caught having sex with someone below the age of consent is the same as littering or jaywalking.
are you fucking stupid? just because the odds are low people should try it anyway?
go play russian roulette you stupid bastard.
>>29188849
she has boobs tho
>>29188760
>he dates women based on their political beliefs
Anon you dummy. Virtually every qt girl under 25 is a casual liberal. Ignore that shit and hit it regardless. The best sex I've ever had is with hardcore sjw feminists. The more left a girl is, the wilder she is in bed.
>>29188936
Implants and hormones senpai. There's a dick down there
>>29188878
No, she could cry rape and get him arrested
>>29188728
>meme hair
guaranteed stds
>>29188878
Well I don't take bets so the chance of getting caught is enough. Nobody I've ever known has gotten arrested for underage drinking, but I still refuse to drink until after I'm 21 in half a year.
>>29188977
https://sors.doc.state.ok.us/svor/f?p=119:216:0::NO:RP,216:O,P216_REG_ID:B2AD40BD96F78379F7271B6495FD7B30,1
here's a man I personally knew who had sex with a 17 year old girlfriend. her parents found out and had him arrested and charged. Now he's a brightly colored marker on a map that lets everyone everywhere know this guy diddled a teenager. he went to prison. then when he got out he never registered as a sex offender because he felt he didn't deserve it and now he's back in prison.
GAME OVER.
kill yourself you genetic tapestry of failure
>>29188963
I would unironically enjoy this now
What have you fucking degenerates done to my mind
>>29189066
Just an FYI if she ever had or has a dick, it's gay
>>29188728
>kilometers
>feel the bern
hmmm
>>29188963
Are you sure? She's 17
>>29189140
You'd be surprised how many straight guys have sucked a cock before. Almost 74%.
DUDE I LOVE WOMEN AND IM A SLAVE TO THEM I CAN ONLY HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN BECAUSE WOMEN SAID SO AND I OBEY LIKE A GOOD KEK LMAO
>>29189219
Hey man I've tried gay porn I just don't like it
Nothing wrong with being gay but if your banging a girl who had a shlong at some point, it's gay
>>29189140
Glad to see you understand my dilemma
>>29188953
Not sure how you want me to prove it's real to be honest, but it is real.
>>29189271
Feel free to do it man but your not totally straight afterwards
>>29189219
All 1's or higher on the kinsey scale. A 0 knows what straight is. It's not dicks. I don't even like my own dick. If I got to pick my reincarnation I'd be a lesbian.
>>29188728
ready-
"hey remember tumblr in 2011"
find a picuture with something specific in the background and compliment it that's how I started talking to the girl I am dating now
>>29189306
Yea, hope I don't go to hell or something for defiling this sacred law of nature :^)
>>29189364
Awe fuck that dude do what makes you happy
>>29189199
I'm a British uni student in America for the summer
>>29188922
I know this feel
I am terrible with jokes and horribly awkward and girls think im funny in the good way, even tho im trash
girls cant into humor so the worse you are the better as long as it is not too autistic and you pander enough
