ITT: Describe they tried to (or should have) put you into special education.
>Be fat 11 year old smart horse girl
>Can quote any line from Spongebob and 80% of Disney channel original movies
>No friends, even teachers think I'm hopeless
>4th grade teacher sat me down one day and told me to stop harassing popular kids because I wasn't pretty enough to be one
>End of school year parents announce move to Florida
>didneyworld.avi
>Take advantage of new opportunity to make friends and shed horse persona
>Get extensions, learn makeup, training bra because fat boobs already B-cup, choker necklace and etnies with two lace colors because I was a real bad chick
>Even get up and run every morning to lose baby fat
>By the time school started, I was ready to be a middle school queen
>Off to an ok start, don't bring up horses more than once a day, don't eat food off other people's trays at lunch, overall killin' it.
>Even made friends with Claire, who had the biggest boobs in the whole 5th grade and wore a real bra.
>Two weeks in, announce standardized test.
>MyTimeToShine.jpg
>Decide to make acing this exam how I would stand out from the crowd.
>Every one would worship the Queen who got a perfect score on her state test, because the smart kids are always the popular ones, right?
>Bring gatorade and clif bars, because gotta fuel my brain
>Finish them within 5 minutes of beginning test because thinking so hard
>Going strong, but realize recalculating how much time I have for each question after answering each one is probably slowing me down.
>Get a little nervous, because not on schedule
>90 minutes in, realize why people don't chug gatorade to pregame a two hour test.
>Pee level reaching maximum capacity, but can't sacrifice precious testing time, can't risk losing the popularity that will come
>Make calculated decision to pee as quickly as possible
>Run to bathroom, sit, start peeing as fast as possible
>Realize I can maximize efficiency by flushing with my foot behind me as I walk out, like a horse, so I don't have to waste precious time turning around
>BrainBlast.png
>Underestimate the combination of giant skate shoes, glute strength from running all summer, and general autist excitement.
>Kick the handle clean off the pipe. Water pours out like an open hydrant in Brooklyn
>OhShit.webm
>No time to panic, so I just run out.
>Pass Claire on the way to my seat as she heads to the bathroom, and she shoots me a genuine smile that nobody would have given me in fourth grade.
>Sit down and try to resume securing my popularity through achievement, but can't even get through one problem.
>Claire runs back in yelling about water pooling in the hallway.
>Everyone looking around, no longer focused on taking the most important test of my life.
>Teacher calms her down and goes outside to look.
>My heart is beating faster than a horse going full gallop
>After the longest forty-five seconds of my life, the principal comes on the intercom
>"Attention students, please exit the building as quickly as possible. A water pipe has burst in J hall".
>TFW I flooded the school and everyone had to retake the test
>TFW Claire told everyone I pooped so big it blew up the toilet.
>TFW I realize I'm too autistic to ever be popular.
But... why though?
You learned of it
When I was in elementary school I didn't give a fuck.
>played soldiers with retarded friends while normies played soccer
>other kids would make fun of us
>tried to convince everyone to pour their shekels into Warhammer, actually managed to get a ton of people to do it
>had to make an ABC book, while al the other kids did theirs on normal shit I did mine on fucking minotaurs because I thought they were neat
>literally made up everything
>I would lie about everything and just make up stories to fuck with other kids and teachers
>knew a stupid amount about the world wars and would always be correcting the teacher really obnoxiously because they were stupid fuckers
>got beat up a lot but didn't really give a shit and just thought I was kind of funny
I was probably smarter when I was a kid than I am now. I was so confident and just generally didn't give a shit about anything. Highshool really ruined me.
>>24296383
>>TFW Claire told everyone I pooped so big it blew up the toilet.
Should've just been like "Yeah, that's right. Don't fuck with me or I'll do the same to you."
>>24296383
what are you like now?
I was cool in elementary school.
>kindergartern - 8th grade
6 gfs, kissed 2 girls, had sex with 0 girls
>9th grade - freshman year of college
0 gfs, kissed 0 girls, had sex with 0 girls
>sophomore year of college to present
0 gfs, kissed 10 girls, had sex with 1 girl
>4th grade
>"bad" black girl starts calling me a pussy little faggot
>"shut up you brownie"
>school immediately calls in my parents, reminds me that there is 0 tolerance for racism, threatens suspension or expulsion, I am kept under close watch for the remainder of my time at elementary school
>>24298212
>not playing the "I'm gay card"
you little faggot, I've been saying I'm gay since third grade(1996) to get out of trouble with assholes.
Closest thing I can think of was I found out recently I had a team of child psychs who met up with my parents and monitored me because I was so weird. They decided not to diagnose me with ADHD though. I was also in special ed in later school years because I couldn't sit still in class and got shit grades.
>>24298454
Are you sure you aren't just schizophrenic? That sounds like something a schizo would come up with.
>>24298482
My mom was the one who told me though.
>>24298517
You sure you didn't just imagine that she told you? I bet this whole thing is all in your head. There are some wack ass kids but I've never heard of a team of psychologits monitoring a kid.
>>24298212
Similar story
>Enjoy drawing comics and shit with only 2 friends in 5th grade, we didn't try to socialize with anyone else
>Ghetto ass black girl constantly harasses us anyway, calling us names and shit "white boy" "pussy bitches" "faggots" etc
>One day girl corners the 3 of us outside and calls our drawings shit, our comics a stupid waste of time, etc
>Can't take it anymore, say "who cares blacky" or "shut up blacky" every time she starts to say something
>Teacher takes me to the hallway, explains why what I did was racist and why it's wrong
>>24296373
I was depressed but now I'm a little less depressed thanks.
>>24298560
well I had a neuropsychological evaluation at a childrens hospital, it's basically what he explained in his post
>>24298560
I'm going to ask her about it tomorrow.
>>24296373
>Be a smart child
>First grade teacher wrote on my report card that I didn't need counting blocks for math
>Aced everything
>In 3rd grade was put in an advanced "project challenge" class two times a week with smart kids
>Got diagnosed with petite mal seizures and had to be put on medication
>Go into project challenge class
>Didn't understand any of it
>Got scared and upset
>Mfw medicine was slowing my thinking down
>Got kicked out and started struggling with real classes
>Went from smart student to "I don't get it :(" almost overnight
>Gave up hope for myself
>Everything went to shit since then
I got summer school every year from 6th grade to 11th grade. I never understood anything but managed to graduate high school with a below average GPA. In college I applied myself a lot and got a 2.9 GPA which was a miracle. I had to repeat every math class twice which is what brought me down because I got A's, B's and a few C's.
Graduated last year from community college, went to security guard school and i'm doing this for a little while. Then I'll go to be a vet assistant or technician.
>5th grade
>music class
>fat cumskin roastie who I hate is harassing me like she has been for the past 3 months
>I'm at my breaking point and I get so mad that I hit her on the head with my recorder so hard that she cries
>didn't get in any trouble but teacher thinks I have something wrong with me and I have a forced psych evaluation
thank god for being a dindu
i licked people in middle school as a way to creep them out
i dated one of the people I licked for a few days at one point
middle school got pretty rough socially
>>24298560
When I was tested for ADHD, I also had a psychologists work with my teachers and parents and monitored me during school. They also took me aside for personal testing.
>>24299304
Where did you get the idea to lick people?
Dated a black girl, called her a nigger when I wanted to break up
Pretty much my entire life
>super ADHD, malicious, but intelligent, probably would've been Aspergers today
>A's in every subject
>Unsatisfactory/needs improvement on EVERY social scale (they had those kind of report cards, not sure if it's common now)
>would be impatient, wanted to run around and be aggressive
>just tolerated by everyone
>get detention all the time towards end of Elementary
>get suspended once for throwing a plastic knitting needle at a girls face for tearing apart someone's art
>yelled at the adults about how stupid they were being (I was bullied a lot and was never believed)
>later on would get into fights at he beginning and end of the school year, like clockwork, from 6-11th, they'd just suspend me
>never fit in, still got A's so they didn't do anything
>melted down in high school, hated everything and everyone
>eventually two kids said I was going to bring a gun to school
>they searched me, found nothing, suspended me anyways
>behind on my work already, start crying, mother has to pick me up and she takes me to the hospital
>get out a week later
>they ask me to leave mid-day because they didn't have a Doctor's note saying I was "healthy"
>nobody even tries to help me anymore
>sit in AP Calculus class never taking notes, just stare out window or sit on desk
>had -20 on first two physics labs (teacher was grading on "appropriateness" of labs, nobody said anything"
>shortly after missed a test day, took test next class
>teacher says I wasn't graded on the curve (would've been 100) because I didn't take the test the previous day "like he told me" (he never fucking told me)
>stopped trying at all, had 50 mid-year
>ask to be removed from class, teacher tells me I can still get AP credit even if I fail the class, and the class wasn't required for me to graduate
>40 at end of year, 4 on AP exam
>ask counselors for help when I'm failing Government and Economics
>they just say to try harder
>failed the class, fail summer school, fail high school
>>24298560
>grandmother on father's side is a psychopath and we lived in same house, but different apartment
>she calls CPS on my mother
>mother is a basketcase from 20 kinds of trauma at the time
>they remove us... to my grandmother's family's side of the house
>we just go back home during the day
>CPS decides to test my IQ
>blow the score out of the water
>they drop it from that, and finding out my cousin was pregnant at 12
>>24299523
>Dating a black girl
>Can't even say nigger at her
what's the fucking point?
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My speech teacher thought I was autistic because I never talked and only figured out how to say the letter r in fifth grade, even though I got all 100s on the standardized tests
>>24296373
>Florida
You wouldn't happen to still be here, would you?
>>24298212
lol, reminds me of a story from my childhood.
>be in 4th grade
>have an obnoxious friend who was kind of a dick to me
>on the bus to school with him
>he's telling me about this word he learned, "nigger"
>says it's mean to say it to black people
>lol, okay
>we call this black girl on the bus nigger
>don't even have anything against her, just thought it was funny
>she tells on us
>get sent to principal
>principal is furious, she asks us why we said that
>me and friend are like "oh shit"
>we knew it was bad, but we swore a lot and thought it was just another bad word to add to our repertoire
>time to bullshit
>tell teacher I saw it in a Jackie Chan movie with Chris Rock (Rush Hour)
>Say Jackie says it to Chris and it's just a big joke
>friend goes along with this story, he didn't have anything
>principal explains that it's a very bad word, has a long history, etc.
>we only got 2 days of no recess
We were little shitheads looking back. I actually did well in elementary though, but I was constantly getting in trouble for talking and other shit. Don't know wtf happened to me in middle school. I became a lot more shy and didn't really talk to anyone, same with high school. Shit was just different once everyone started hitting puberty.
>>24296373
>>Can quote any line from Spongebob
Chocolate with Nuts
