What are the most embarrassing things you have done while drunk? Green text please.
This just happened to me.
>get black out drunk
>start talking to guy I do not know at bar
>ask him if he has a gf (I'm a guy)
>he says no
>tell him that I will find him a gf
>go around bar asking every single girl if she is single
>obviously very drunk and people are visible getting very annoyed
>guy tells me I should go away because his friend thinks I'm hitting on his gf
>tell him I have a gf
>I just stand there staring at the dude while his friend reassures them I'm just some drunk idiot
>go back to guy at bar
>ask him for his phonenumber (because I want to be friends)
>says lolno
>reassure him that I am not gay and that I have a gf
>ask him if I am annoying him
>yes
>should I leave
>yes
>leave
I live in a mid-sized town so now I don't want to go out ever again because I'm afraid people will recognize me.
>>24280060
Wtf whyyy?
Bloxxxxxx
>>24280242
I don't know. That's the thing about being black out drunk.
>be me
>drinking heavily in a quiet pub one Friday night
>realise I'm about to puke
>burst into toilet
>throw up straight into some guy's lap as he's taking a shit
>look at him and figure I'd best get the first punch in
>punch him and run out, never to return to that pub
I can laugh about it now but I felt pretty bad for the guy. He was just trying to take a shit and someone threw up in his lap and then punched him before running off.
>>24280325
>figure I'd best get the first punch in
>>24280060
I hate people like you. Was it your first time being drunk?
>>24280325
if this true, it's hilarious
>>24280325
Kekoroni/10
>>24280345
I actually wasn't drunk on alcohol. I just said that to simplify the story. The truth is that I took a sleeping pill when at home. That didn't work so I took another one. That completely fucked my brain up to the point where I decided to take 8 more. Then I decided to go clubbing. I only remember small portions of what I did and I can't really say I had any control about what I was doing. It all felt like a dream.
>>24280325
>look at him and figure I'd best get the first punch in
That's some brilliant tactical thinking there, m8.
When kebab invades us, you're gonna be a general.
>>24280351
It's true. I couldn't remember what the guy looked like so I was looking over my shoulder for about a year
>be me
>at some retarded summer party with friends
>decide to get hella drunk
>friends having fun inside
>l'm outside talking about retarded stuff to all kind of people
>old guy asks me if l wanna share his bottle of vodka
>surething.jpg
>he's amazed at how much l drank
>feel like dying inside
>"where can l find some water mister?"
>"there's a river near that house"
>run to there
>it's like 30 cm deeplike me in your mom
>fall in the river
>decide not to move because fuck it
>later on a fat bartender sees me and and saves me
>"are you okay?"
>"thank you so much but l wanted to turn into a siren"
>"haha you're so funny, what's your name"
>small talk
>fall every few meters because drunk
>finally get up and kick her as hard as possible
>she starts screaming like hell
>she can't get up
>decide to run as fast as possible
>tell everything to friends
I still feel bad for her, but damn
>>24280425
>That's some brilliant tactical thinking there, m8.
>When kebab invades us, you're gonna be a general.
Holy shit, im dying of laughter right here
>>24280325
My fucking sides
phcajschscs
>>24280425
I accept this position. I will serve you well.
>>24280482
Did you kick her because she was fat or because you were extremely drunk kek
>>24280530
Alcohol turns me into an asshole
>>24280586
No you were already an asshole. You are just blaming the alcohol.
>>24280586
a drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
>>24280657
I know, but l usually don't act like a bitch in real life :^)
>>24280345
>I hate people like you.
I understand btw. I hate myself too.
>>24280325
I'm glad this story is still around. It's as old as the mountains and twice as tall.
This happened 2 years ago at 1 of 2 parties I've ever been to
>be me 17
>at a 'party' which was actually just a close friend gathering
>my friend dragged me, I didn't know anyone except him, not even the host
>there's like 12 people max
>walk in, everyone stares at us
>go to the kitchen and start drinking immediately
>get tipsy
>start acting drunk like the generic teenage autismo
>still don't talk to anyone
>keep going out for smokes when I didn't even want one
>eventually some dudebro joins me, but come to think of it I think he just wanted free smokes
>get really drunk
>wander around the shitty area in which the party was with my friend who I came with
>the only good time was when we were doing this not at the party
>start drunkenly harassing random teenagers
>get laughed at
>go back to the party
>drink the hosts liqour, her sister gets pissed at us
>one girl asks me what's wrong with my face
>play wonderwall on the guitar, too drunk to play it right
>leave
Apparently the host liked me and she even tried messaging me to instigate conversation but I sperged out, she was 2/10 anyway
Luckily now I'm a full on shut in social retard so I never experience things like this again because I don't fuck with nobody
>>24280325
I wasn't planning on breathing properly anyway
>>24280325
oh this made my day so funny
disclaimer: I am not a normie, my cousin and their friends force me to music festivals each year.
>be at music festival drinking
>accidentally drink a lot of vodka cos thought it was beer
>start joking about killing my friend, but hes drunk too so just laughs
>start running around racing people
>kung fu fight the bubble machines telling my friends theyre aliens
>get lost inbetween the tents and they look for me for about 2 hours cos i feel asleep
I been drunk a few times cos of festivals but mostly I dont do anything interesting.
>>24280325
this is some old-ass pasta
replies prove once again that nobody here excluding myself is older than 15
>>24281820
reminds me of something my friend did
>he's somehow friends with this girl
>friend is a dweeb 3/10 and is oblivious to the world around him
>she invites him to hang out at this party she's at
>we all drive for like 2 hours to get there getting lost and what not
we're like 16 or 17 at the time
>finally arrive and we just wander in the house and people are watching movies
>friend goes straight to the booze and starts making himself a drink or eating jello shots
>another friend and I wander into the basement
>come upstairs and see friend staring down at the food on the counter while host is PISSED at him
>like red in the face pissed
>he's telling my friend we're not invited and we have to leave
>friend keeps telling him it's fine
>russian dude (host) tells him it's not fine and he has to leave after getting more pissed
>friend keeps up his nah it's fine thing
>we're laughing at his ignorance
>after about 10 more minutes of this, all the while my friend is just eating their food and drinks
>I step in and tell friend we're not welcome and we should go
"Oh you think dude?"
"yea"
>get him addicted to cigarettes on the way home
>First night at Uni
>My birthday
>I'm a skinny 'metalhead' with a group of normies, they don't really want me there but I follow them around necking ales, get slaughtered pretty quickly
>Go to pub
>See a qt blonde girl
>Drag her outside
>"i-i-r really liek you!"
>"I don't even know you, and you're creepy"
>Push her away
>leave the lady alone jpg.
>scream 'NIGGERS' at some black people and run off crying
>Stand in the road gesticulating at cars to run me over
>Some massive guy carries me out the road
>stumble to some woods and sleep there in a patch of grass
Best birthday ever, suffice to say I made no friends that year
>>24280674
Proves his point. Everyone has asshole thoughts, but whether you act on them decides if you're an asshole or not.
>>24280060
Ughhh fuck worst hangover ever... So much shame. Literally the worst part of drinking. You just have to hold your head up and say "I only did that cuz I was drunk". You're not wrong and it will make you feel better. Try to laught at yourself.
>>24280345
I hate people like you. Why get mad at people for being a little annoying when they're drunk. If you do that you make the whole experience a lot less fun because everyone has to worry about looking cool. I get if they're going insane and being violent but if they're just being goofy give them a break and laugh with them about it when they wake up. They're ashamed of themselves already.
