Walk me through your typical day.
>wake up
>shower and dress
>go on youtube
>play videogames
>smoke weed
>jack off to depraved porn
>maybe cook something
>maybe work
That is it
>>29164724
>wake up
>brush teeth
>eat something
>take a trip to shop
>get back to home
>play videogames
>go for a walk
>get back
>play more videogames or watch movies
>browse r9k
>go to sleep (5 am)
>wake up
>go to work
>come home
>shitpost while I get as fucked up as I can on whatever it is I managed to get that day
>fall asleep wondering wtf is wrong with me
>wake up
>play video games or browse 4chan
>eat
>play video games or browse 4chan
>lift
>eat
>smoke weed
>shower
>play video games or browse 4chan
>jack off
>eat
>sleep
>work a few days a week
im a completely lifeless loser except lifting makes me look like a normalfag
>>29164724
>wake up
>brush teeth
>get something to eat if hungry
>sit at computer
>browse 4chan/Youtube etc
>play vidya
>workout
>fap
>shower
>4chan etc (here is where I'm right now)
>think about learning programming, but decide against it
>sometimes more vidya or anime
>dinner
>4chan/Youtube etc
>brush teeth
>go to bed
I'm loving the NEET life.
>wake up
>think about vivid dream of meeting dream girl(seems to happen alot) or semi-normie life
>feel sad
>listen to music
>4chan
>jack off
>eat
>go to town
>get alcohol
>go home
>eat
>jack off
>drink
>sleep
> Wake up 5 am
> Coffee shit eat
> Get dressed and jacket
> Go downtown and workout
> Do shit downtown
> Drive to burbs and shower
> Work at whole foods (hopefully)
> Eat dinner
> Sleep
>Wake up
>10 - 15 mins of Tetris to wakeup brain
>look at porn on phone and edge for 15 - 30 mins
>get up out of bed, turn on computer, fap
>make food and coffee, consume
>16+ or so hours of computer everyday, internet, vidya, shows, anime
>make dinner and eat at my desk
>fap multiple times
>bed when too tired to keep going
>sleep
>repeat
Typical NEET life. For a while I was lifting and doing cardio every day or other day but it's too hot now and I'm lazy.
>wake up
>take a really long piss
>drink a glass of warm/room temperature water (drinking warm water on an empty stomach as soon as you wake up is healthy and feelsgoodman)
>check 4chan and other websites
>go out the back door (less noisy than front door) and get my bong and weed which are hidden inside a rock outside because it reeks up the house and my mom would take away my tendies if she caught me, and take a bong hit
>immediately have to take a shit after taking a bong hit
>go inside and take a huge shit
>go back outside
>take a few more bong hits
>be stoned
>put in eye drops
>wash hands with hose to not smell
>go inside
>wash hands again to get shitty hose water off with soap that smells good
>go on 4chan/play vidya/listen to music/watch tv
>perhaps roll up a joint or a blunt (perfect blunt roller but cant roll a joint for shit desu) and smoke it while walking my dog in broad daylight because nobody goes down my street pretty much ever, its like a ghost town
>maybe go to Dollar General to get some munchies and re-up on lighters and eye drops
>get some work done in my online classes
>swipe right on some bitches on tinder because it got me laid once and i've been addicted since
>lie constantly to girls on tinder telling them shit like my grandpa just died and I'm gonna get a huge inheritance
>take a shower, wash my clothes, brush my teeth and go to work if i work that day
>if i dont, lay around stoned as fuck and just do whatever
yep
