>tfw it wasn't a fart
>fart
>feels like you shit yourself
>go to toilet and check
>asshole spotless
>pants spotless
>no smell
>go take a shit
>just fart
>still whipe ass and flush the toilet just in case
>ass brewery max overload
>sprint to john
>engage in shitstorm
>feel violated by spicy bits of previous bad decisions
>rapevictim.png
>decide enough is enough
>I am a man damnit
>wiping begins
>one, two, three, several layers later still poop
>when will it end lord
pic related
>noshit.jpg
Well what was it then?
>>29149387
no commas allowed
>>29149315
I only wipe three time, regardless of how it looks or feels. It there's still a bunch of shit after three wipes, there is nothing you can do about it so stop wasting your time
>>29149446
you are right, fuck the normies and their terrible usage of toilet paper and/ or water
embrace your inner pajeet
>>29148913
>at walmart
>need to poop
>it's only a size 1 on the 1 to 10 poop scale
>decide to just poop in my pants to clean it up later
Culture is subjective, and this is the culture of US citizens.
>piss
>whipe my ass for no reason
>mixed crusted and fresh shit on the paper
>gamble on a fart in a public place
>never_should_have_come_here.webm
>awkwardly and quickly walk back home
>clean my shit crusted anus
>feel immense shame realising that you had grey pants and theres a clear shit stain on your pants
>dont go out for a week
