>"This has been the best summer ever Anon. I'm so happy that I got to know you! You've opened me up, and I'm so grateful for that. I love you Anon. I hope you don't mind me saying that but I really do love you, and I have to tell you, because I really don't think you've heard it enough in your life... I love you."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgV6pYMHodo ]
Oh look, It's this guy anon
>>29148233
Welp, time to fap again
>>29148233
>Be me
>No girlfriend
>Live with my mom as a pathetic virgin
>Lurk 4chan for rare pepes
>Find solace with likeminded people on /r9k/
>Stay on 4chan for weeks
>Stumble upon this video
>Reminds me of my sad existence
>No hope in life
>Better to just end it
>Mfw
>>29148233
Hello escortbro.
I'm thinking of writing a lengthy greentext story myself for other to enjoy. You inspired me.
>>29148564 (me)
Although I hope I won't make typos in every other sentence.
>>29148233
>Implying this fairy tale romantic bullshit ever happened, or ever will happen
Fuck off.
I go in for a kiss
>UGH, IM NOT YOUR MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL, SHITLORD
>>29148233
Why do posts like this make me almost cry.
>>29149306
you know exactly why, man.
>>29149346
Because I want to kill myself?
>>29149388
that, and because you're a lonely kissless hugless handheldless virgin
>>29148233
What a lovely video ^_^ just for a second I felt alive again, like I wasn't alone and in pain
>>29149527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9iXD-yTJ_k
This just makes me sad, realizing that this will never happen cause I'm too autistic to talk with a girl normally.
>>29149409
i am one too, how it ends? btw you know something about escortbro? he just stoped writing.
>>29149631
I think of scripts like these and wonder if any girl would ever read or act them out for me? In an alternate universe where I have a girlfriend, how do you bring things like this up? Worst case scenario she would be deeply offended, jealous, and feel as if I consider her inferior.
Is this him? The real one? Or is it but a pretender?
This isn't an "escortbro" thread.
>>29149776
>>29149879
it isn't i am just asking to thesisbro because i watch him always in those threads
>but I think it'd be much better if we were just friends
>"Hey look, I don't mine like saying hi to you or whatever when we pass. But please don't interpret it as anything but politeness on my part, okay? I'm just like really not attracted to you and since we have to see each other every day I'd prefer it if you respected that and sort of kept your distance. It's just really awkward when you try and talk to me like this, and you may not notice it but other people do. So please, I'm happy to say hi and smile or whatever but I do that with everyone so please don't be creepy and think I'm being especially nice to you for whatever reason, okay?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmES5trIORM ]
>>29149649
He stopped because he revealed it was just a made up story.
>>29149879
OP is escortbro. He also revealed in "Thread 12" that he makes these threads too.
>>29150389
So it was him? Oh... At least now i know where i will be getting my copy pasta from.
My little pawn, you know nothing of free will.
>>29148233
These threads are always so cringe.
>>29148233
jesus christ eliza has no shame. why does she make these.
>>29150389
what? that is true? give me at leaast some proof. i do not want to believe that.
>>29150554
Thread 01: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28427858/
Thread 02: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28473632/
Thread 03: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28563840/
Thread 04: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28588279/
Thread 05: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28634920/
Thread 06: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28681400/
Thread 07: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28745482/
Thread 08: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28798775/
Thread 09: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28821140/
Thread 10: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28912265/
Thread 11: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/29032733/
Thread 12: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/29055020/
Marina wasn't real. She only lived in our imagination.
>>29150389
OP isn't escortbro. It's somebody posting similar posts or pasting ones from escortbro's old threads.
>>29150783
And how do you know? If it's an impostor, he's a pretty good one. He payed attention to little details like filenames.
>>29150904
Anyone can do that. If they are dedicated enough.
>>29150991
Why would anyone bother with that if only a handful of people know escortbro makes this type of threads?
It's fucking him alright.
>>29150488
>implying free will exists
lel
>>29151040
In fact i have the images and copy pastas ready.
>"Hey instead of going for a meal later, do you maybe want to come back to my place and I can cook us something? I should have all the ingredients already to make something. I hope that's not too forward or anything, I just really like talking to you like this when it's just the two of us."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MebawtzeNkw ]
>>29148233
>[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgV6pYMHodo [Embed] ]
SO ROMANTIC I CRIED
Immersion broken when he took his big dick out
>>29151568
This is some god awful music. BTW she is only 'famous' because of her mom otherwise you'd have never heard her
>>29153008
who the fuck is she anyways?
