Today is my 26th birthday. No one really knows or cares except for my bird bro and a small handful of nice people. Thanks for keeping me company senpai. Maybe next year I'll grow some balls and join the 27 club if I can't escape the shackles of cyborg life.
happy bday bird bro
>cyborg
Fuck off normshit
Your timezone is probably different from mine, but my birthday was today, too. June 7th. Yours is probably eight. I was going to make a thread but had a feeling someone would get to it before me anyways.
Plus, if I made my own thread, it'd just get ignored.
Like I always am.
I'm jelly of bird bro, I don't have any real life friends.
Does anyone else hate their own birthday? I really don't like my own. It's like a reminder of how much of a failure you are.
Here it is, another year and you're still stuck at home due to circumstances out of your own reach! You're a year closer to death! Etc.
>>29138485
Thanks friendo. Hope you're having a nice day today. It's so cold here
>>29138507
Hey friendo. Happy birthday to you. Mine is the 8th. I hate my birthday. I wish I had a shotgun so I could spatter my brains all over the wall. I don't think anyone would care for my bird though so I'm still here. I will be your real life friend. Let me know your Skype if you want to talk. Or else you can add me. Mine is WhiskeyAnon
>>29138739
Real life friends imply that we'd be able to interact in real life. You're in a different timezone, so that's impossible.
I don't start conversations with people anymore, so unless you wanted to start talking then we wouldn't even chat really.
I'm tired of always having to initiate. Sorry.
Nobody else seems to care anyways. Happy birthday though. Your bird looks happy at least.
