This one's for the actual faggots among you
>Be 15, middleschool graduation ceremony
>I was (and I still am), obviously, a shut-in loser
>Bored as fuck, i go talk to my only friend, which is a robot-tier guy
>Our talks usually involved how are we going to kill ourselves when we graduate highschool, politics and stuff like that
>He has anime-tier blonde hair and is quite slim
>Ask him: "Hey man, wanna cut from here?"
>"Sure."
>It's still pretty early, so we go out for a walk
>We talk about generic stuff, like how capitalism is cancer and shit
>Eventually we get to the topic of girls
>"Man, girls are the worst. I just can't seem to understand them." I say.
>"I know, even guys are better. We can like, actually understand each other.", her replies.
>That sentence sparked awkwardness. When we got to these types of topics, we usually quit early because of the awkwardness.
>I look him in the eye, and his bright, blue eyes spark back at me
>You'd probably expect us to kiss at this point, but no.
>We go to his house
>We started playing the first Crysis on his computer. You know, general stuff middleschoolers do.
>We eventually end up watching porn
>He started the video
>Halfway through the video, I ask him if it is okay If I jerked off
>He says that it's fine
>It got really awkward, I couldn't keep my boner because it was so embarrassing
>He obviously was embarrassed too, we never did that sort of thing before.
>He was a pretty sensitive guy, so It was probably very embarrassing for him
>I suddenly notice that I am watching him more than I'm watching the video
>I got really confused because I never thought of guys that way before
>"Um... Man... Do you mind maybe... Helping me here?"
>So we ended up jerking each other and than we tried to kiss each other
>Went home happy and slept way that night
I am actually not gay, that was just some teenage sexual confusion.
>>29079251
>I am actually not gay
U gay
>>29079251
Did he looked like this ?
OP that was cute.
Alright, here I go.
>Be me.
>Way back in the nein-th grade.
>All of my elective classes take place in the computer lab.
>Never do work, just fuck around.
>Try to get admin so I can download vidya.
>AdminPassword.jpg
>No prevail.
>Assignment where we make a commercial.
>There is a filming room where they film morning announcements, then broadcast it through CCTV. library is connected by a hallway.
>Librarian is an idiot, and gone.
>Find sticky note on the librarian's desk with admin credentials.
>Install shit, and bypass filter to look at shit that was auto-blocked because the thing we used searched for stuff with just single words eg. Games.
>want more
>lots more
>WANT MASSIVE HIJINKS
>Install Cain.
>Fuck with people's computers.
>Spam shit on the keyboard.
>Open Notepad and talk to them about how I'm a ghost trapped in the computer or something.
>Make windows freakout.
>Hold shift randomly.
>Copy and paste icons randomly.
>You name it I did it, never caught.
>People talking about random computer fuckery, and eventually conclude it's a hacker.
>Honestly I'm just messing around to a larger extent.
>FF to June, last week.
>Gotta go out with a bang.
>Spam onscreen messages on every computer by running a program in the school's shared folder.
>Every computer FUCKING CRASHES.
>THE WHOLE SCHOOL'S LIGHTS GO OUT.
>Turns out the school got a high tech automation system that ran in the background of someone's computer.
>People screaming and laughing.
>Every legend confirmed about the hacker.
As unbelievable as it is, it's true, everybody except the students just thought it was an outage because our city had a lot.
>>29079662
fake and gay and also autistic
>>29079251
yessssssss, thanks OP, this is literally my fetish
d-does anyone else have any teen gay experiences like this? that story actually made me hard
>>29079251
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>>29080640
all this storys are fake and gay
shitposting!
>>29080677
Come to ts cebbu:(
>>29080640
I was already typing this but now I am quoting you since you asked for stories
>16
>lived with my dad but he left for work as I was getting out of school and didn't get back until late
>had a friend, a year younger than me, kind of girly, over to hang out
>sitting in my room playing video games and shooting the shit
>topic turns to girls
>he confesses to me that he thinks he might be gay
>being the weird, awkward guy I am, I respond with "Well, you're pretty cute so you shouldn't have any trouble finding a boyfriend"
>spill my spaghetti everywhere
>he's laughing
>asks me if I really think that
>I do
>kisses me
>kiss him back
>we're making out for a while
>shirts come off
>then the pants and boxers
>I'm laying on top of him, and we're kissing and rubbing our cocks together
>asks me if I have any condoms
>no
>tells me it's alright, asks if I have lube
>yeah
>lube up, put it in
>feels amazing, it's so tight around me
>kind of just hump erratically for a few minutes
>we're kissing again
>after about 5 minutes I finish inside because I couldn't pull out in time
>hardest orgasm of my life, feels like every nerve in my body's on fire
>pull out
>go to finish him off like a considerate lover
>he came all over his stomach already
>>29080714
f-fugg, heavenly, thanks anon.
>tfw you can never relive highschool and have lewd experiences with boys
>>29080821
Thankfully it was a lot less awkward every time after that. At least until the time I accidentally told him I loved him, after.
>>29080714
What sort of 16 year old has lube?
>>29080905
I did. I masturbated a lot and my dick got dry. There was a place the next town over that gave out free mini bottles of it so I would get it there as needed.
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>>29080714
fake and gay like moot
>>29080905
Americans, anon, they need lube to jerk off because jewstuff.
>>29080873
Yeah, but the awkwardness and nervousness of all the young stuff is what makes it hot anyway, it's cute exploration stuff.
>>29079251
I have a similar story but I stopped it in time.
>be normal middle schooler, have friends, life is good
>regularly go to best friend's house to "study", although all we would do is play vidya, watch videos and sometimes watch porn
>we're watching porn and friend says "you wanna jerk off?" (translation from different language, he meant jerk off together but saying it doesn't sound as weird as it does in english)
>""Y...you can jerk off if you want"
>friend does nothing, wasn't that awkward and didn't think much of it at the time
Thinking back at it now it was weird as fuck. I wonder if he wanted to have some gay experience or something, but I doubt it. Dude's definitely not gay at the moment, he's fucked many girls while I'm still a KV.
