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>tfw spend afternoons collecting pictures off dating sites

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>tfw spend afternoons collecting pictures off dating sites
>tfw find 9/10 girl who says she's looking for casual sex and is polyamorous
>tfw send her a message and never get a reply
>tfw go back to collecting pictures

Is it just my paranoia or is there a giant sex party going on out there and I'm just not invited?
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>>29076630
90% of men aren't invited, but yes, there is a huge sex party. Women are getting all the depraved sex they want any way they want it any time tehy want it and so are a slim subsection of extremely attractive men.

in 2007-2009, I had sex with more than 70 women from OKCupid alone. I was young and muscular and energetic. I'm 32 now and gained weight. I had sex with a girl last week, but she ghosted afterwards. Before that, it had been 5 months since I had sex, and the girl was a fucking monster. 6 foot 1, obese, ugly, slight mustache. Hairiest asshole I've ever seen. Her ass was like a hair sandwich.

If you're not the top of the sex market, you get nothing.
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>>29076722
>in 2007-2009, I had sex with more than 70 women from OKCupid alone

Don't believe you.
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>>29076978
lol that's because you're not invited to the party.

i will answer any questions you have about that period of my life if you want me to prove it with stories that sound too true to be made up.
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IKTF brother.

That huge orgy we missed out on that was High School though.
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>>29076722
>in 2007-2009, I had sex with more than 70 women from OKCupid alone
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>>29077121
Post screen caps of messages you sent and received.
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>>29077642
>post sex messages from 7 years ago

okay buddy, coming right up. I'll just open my folder of screencaps I took of shit that happened when Bush was in office.
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>>29077357
it can last until your mid-20s if you take care of yourself. I was fucking college and high school girls until I was 31.
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>>29077705
They should still be cached on your account. Just go there and open them up and take pics.

I bet you happened to delete your account didn't you? Your successful account that had no reason to be deleted...
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>>29077958
I have had like 9 okcupid accounts. You can get banned at the drop of a hat for offending a delicate snowflake. If you ask the wrong girl for nudes, she can report you, and then that account is dead. Also, you can only have about 300 conversations saved in your inbox. I would have messaged many thousands of girls in the years that I'va had an OKC account. You have to delete old conversations.

It's hilarious that you sad ugly virgins are trying to feel like you can deny that some people have sex by asking me to jump through ridiculous hoops though.
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>>29077958
>Your successful account that had no reason to be deleted...

>it must have been something magical about your account, not the person who was using it

virgin logic detected
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