for stories that are absolutely fucking pointless
>be me
>9th grade
>nearing the end of the year
>told i have to take summer school for english because i bombed it during the second semester
>don't ever show up in that class for the rest of the year
>just hide in the bathroom for an hour and a half
>one day i get really bored
>shove a couple rolls of toilet paper down the toilet in the stall next to the one i'm sitting in
>a few minutes later some chad comes into that stall and starts laughing
>he runs out and grabs one of his buddies
>they're laughing their asses off over some toilet paper in a toilet
>okay
>>29074006
they were laughing because Americans can't flush toilet paper and you didn't put it in the designated bin next to the bowl
>be in 7th grade
>have history last block, dont want to go
>some mexican kids are ditching last block
>i think we're gonna sneak out of school and its gonna be rad as shit
>we go in the bathroom and end up hiding in one stall, all 5 of us
>we're all cramped as shit its kinda awkward but we're just chillin talking about gang signs and gang markings
>big ass nigga in a wifebeater walks in
>"oh fuck its julius"
>"who da fuck is that, is dat anon"
>"anon imma tell your sister youre ditchin ol gay ass nigga"
>"dont tell"
>he laughs and walks out
>we all stay cramped in that stall for over an hour
>julius tells my older sister about what happened, sister tells all her older friends, it spreads
>i become a laughing stock in the neighborhood
>"dont tell"
and thats the story of the first time i ever ditched class
>Be me
>Post le greentext on 4chan
>My peenus weanus gets funi
>Time to fap
>Mom comes and sees
>Tries to pretend she saw nothing
>I know she did
Lol. My peenus weanus.LOL
>>29074231
I'm more pissed off about the gif not doing anything than what Julius did to you. I wanted to see a rare Wojak
>>29074006
>8th grade
>I gotta piss, go in school bathroom
>head for a stall because I'm shy and there's already someone in there
>loud ass class clown mulatto nigger named Lloyd
>Lloyd starts screaming "everyone out, anon is about to take a shit!" upon seeing me go in stall
>can't even piss anymore
>fast forward 20 years
>Lloyd is a part time instructor at the local YMCA or some shit
>also a custodian/janitor for some local school district. He's also all religious and shit now.
>I'm a millionaire and going to retire in the next year.
>fuck you Lloyd you bitch assed nigger.
>I'm a millionaire and going to retire next year.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be me
>come here from reddit to screencap greentexts for the fake internet points
>someone tells me to include them in the reddit cap
>dont
