ITT: Times you genuinely might have gotten laid but fucked up
>freshman year of high school
>in band
>around group of band friends
>changing into band uniforms, we usually wore skimpy stuff underneath so we wouldn't sweat to death
>see girl i somewhat know who's on flag team
>7/10 but has a literal 10/10 ass
>wearing short ass tight shorts and bending over
>joke around and comment on her ass
>my one female friend says that she's gonna tell her
>panic
>few minutes later female friend comes back bewildered
>tells me to follow her
>leads me away from my friends
>says that the girl liked the compliment and complimented my bulge
>look at the girl
>staring at me grinning and winks
>too spergy to do anything about it
>not manning up and fucking that booty
I think you might be gay, Anon
>>29052487
>Be me 20 y/o virgin
>traveling in Cambodia
>Meet English chick at hostel and start chatting and drinking
>As night goes on manage to get her naked and in my room
>can't get hard
> play with floppy dick for 5 minutes while eating her out
> she is literally begging me to get hard
>can't
>apologize and call it a night
4 years later and still a virgin.
END ME
I never came close to getting laid but I think I might have had a kiss if I wasn't such a sperg. That was last summer
>>29052487
>12th grade
>last day of school
>girl confesses she likes me
>get nervous and say I have to go
>run away and never talk to her again
>>29052487
>be me
>at girls house who i orbited for a few years
>she knows i'm a beta perma virgin
>we were hanging out drinking, talking shit and playing mario kart on her old 64 as we always did
>we get absolutely fucking wasted, more so than usual
>i'm so drunk i can't stand up and she doesn't let me go home and insists i stay the night
>i somehow manage to crawl into the spare room and climb onto the bed
>pass out moments later
>wake up in the dead of night still pretty drunk
>she comes into the room
>she gets into bed next to me
>she starts biting me on the neck and shoulder
>she slides her hand down my pants but still outside my boxers
>starts rubbing my dick through my boxers
>i get hard
>i'm literally shaking at this point
>i put one hand on her breasts and start gently rubbing them (one again through the clothes, yes i am that fucking beta)
>this goes on for a few minutes
>i tell her we shouldn't be doing this
>she tells me she is worried about me being a virgin and all
>my fucking face when
>i tell her to stop (why the fuck did i do that)
>she stops and just cuddles me for a couple minutes
>she gets up and goes back to her bed
>i realize i fucked up the one and only chance i will get all my life to have sex
>i literally start crying
>wake up early that morning and sneak out while she is still asleep
>shortly after that she got knocked up by some guy and i cut all contact with her
one one hand i'm pissed that i missed the only chance i've ever had to lose my virginity but at the same time it could have been me who knocked her up so i'm also thankful to my betaness
>Times you genuinely might have gotten laid
nope
>>29052999
>tfw every time i post in a thread it fucking dies
even on /r9k/ i'm a fucking loser
>>29052487
>Invite 8/10 girl to my house
>We're sitting down in a small closet smoking a joint and she takes her feet and starts to rub my cock
>20y/o kv at the time
>Tell her I want to but I think we should go on some more dates
>never go on another date with her again because I kept canceling because autism and anxiety
>mfw
